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The Quigmans By buddy Hickerson 1 """""'TV " -.. . . . _ „ ■ ii —ii ii. ^ / , s X -^7 S, • I _ _ S\\ “But wait... how does this fit into my whole socialist agenda?” Captain RibMan •» n .Bee.A. by Sprengelmeyer & Davis , , I . .. . I .11.111-11 III.IH. 1 NOW, WHAT LeBRON JAMES IS DOING IS IMPRESSIVE/, HE'S ABOUT YOUR V i AGE. 1 HE'S IN THE N.B.A. ALREADY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WASTE TIA/IE ON SPELLING BEES' ■ , .. , , >__------- -- i .. m. .. mm Haiku C.'kcus t*< ^ojtamjto Based on the traditional form of Japanese poetry. ©200} Everyday Joe By Steven Olexa mu..m all HAVE SEEN TOGETHER FOR QUITE A VIHLE. _ THROUGH THE SHEE...1 MEAN, IT'S 6000 TIME? NOT LIKE IT’S ONE OF ANP THE THOSE LOUSY “ULTRA BAP? LOW FLOW” THINGS. IT? A 7 GALLON What’s Up? Welcome to What’s Up, the weekly advice column brought to you by the Counseling and Human Development Center interns and staff. Submit your anonymous questions to adviceatusc@hotmail.com. We offer no personal responses via e-mail. The center’s professional staff supervises all interns. The following advice represents the opinions of the center and not necessarily the opinions of The Gamecock. QUESTION: I have had roman tic feelings for a professor this whole semester and cannot stop thinking about her. I am picking up a vibe that she has some feel ings for me too. What should I do? ANSWER: It is very common to develop a crush on a professor, adviser or supervisor — or any one else for that matter. I fell in love with both my second- and sixth-grade teachers. They were smart, enthusiastic, attractive and made me feel important. Of course, an elementary student teacher relationship is much dif ferent than a college student-pro fessor relationship because you are both adults. However, a pow er difference and an ethical issue both live in the college class room. Professors are not allowed to fraternize with their students because a romantic relationship can interfere with an academic one. It is difficult to be kissing somebody that you have to assign grades. And, what happens if one of you decides to stop kissing the other — how would that affect the classroom relationship? My advice to you is to enjoy your re lationship and work hard in the class and, if still inclined, wait until you are out of the classroom before you pursue a personal re lationship. In the meantime, you have learned about the qualities that attract you to a woman. Perhaps someone with those qualities is sitting in the back of the classroom near you. QUESTION: I just got a letter from the Office of Student Judicial Programs saying I have to come to counseling because of my second alcohol violation. Why do I have to come, and what should I expect? ANSWER: When you are re ferred to us by OSJP, one of our counselors will meet with you .for about 30 minutes. We will conduct a drug and alcohol as sessment to see what your expe riences and habits are in rela tion to substance use. Then, the counselor will make a decision about what to do next, which might include individual or group counseling. We do not share information gathered dur ing this assessment with the staff of OSJP. W.e simply let them know our recommenda tions. It can be upsetting to be told you have to see a counselor. You might think such a decision is in appropriate and that you have no problems. Our counselors un derstand that it was not your de cision to come to the CHDC. The counselors who work at CHDC are trained to listen without judging their clients. We are not going to interrogate you. We do not make assumptions about you just because you are referred to us by OSJP. We want to hear your story. Sometimes, more is going on than simply you getting in trouble with alcohol. If this is the case, we want to help you deal with your concerns in more constructive or positive ways and make sure you don’t have a current or potential drug or al cohol problem. We will help you redefine your relationship to substances so you can do well in school and life. The USC Counseling and Human Development Center 777-5223 Seventh floor, Byrnes Building www.sa.sc.edu/chdc adviceatusc@hotmail.com Open Monday through Friday, 8:30a.m.-5 p.m. CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Extended family 5 Charts 9 Go after 14 Prom transport, -perhaps 15 Bates or Alda 16 Crude workman? 17 State of heightened activity 19 Culture mediums 20 Nerve-racking 21 Transmission controller 23 Abba of Israel 25 Pass bad checks 26 _ scream therapy 29 RSVP part 30 Floor coverings 34 Add bubbles 35 Bombard 37 Modern: pref. 38 Silly 39 Distant 40 Part of a negotiation 42 Tennis do-over 43 On_(without guarantee) 45 Having the least faults 46 Ooze 48 Summer cooler 49 Wears away 50 Pit 52 Actress Gray 53 Got better 57 Does’ mates 61 Ham it up 62 Self-evident 64 Suppress, as info 65 Coloration 66 Energetic dancer 67 Long lock 68 French state 69 Discharge DOWN 1 Coagulate 2 In-person 3 Final word? 4 Viking 5 Besmirch 6 True up 7 Lay asphalt 8 More furtive 9 Freewheel 10 More intoxicated 11 Jai_ 12 Peasant of the Middle Ages 13 Formerly, formerly 18 Argues in an orderly way 22 Rivulet 24 Pub potable 26 Beach toys 27 Taylor or Adoree 28 Fuming 29 Open spot 31 Left hungry 32 Gaggle group 33 Arranges by category 36 Travel industry 39 Join forces 41 Land adjacent tc something 44 Ashen 45 RPM part y 47 Snapshots 51 Baking chambers > 52 Twin Cities suburb 53 Take ten 54 Kuwait’s ruler 55 Dove home 56 Sign on a door 58 Small particle 59 Caron title role 60 Aberdeen gentleman 63 Giant great ait \ ’ © 2003 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 11/12/03 Alt rights reserved. Solutions HOROSCOPES i ARIES Success, finally! And, you might say, not a moment too soon. Don’t bask too long in the glory, though. New challenges await. TAURUS As you expand your influence, you’ll need to update your skills. Don’t worry. This doesn’t have to be hard. Follow expert advice. GEMINI Although you’d rather discuss the matter than really get down to work, the time for talk is fast disappearing. Get serious. CANCER You’11 notice the pressure start to ease and your enthusiasm return. There’s liable to be a new bounce in your step. The more efficient you’ve been, the sooner it happens. LEO Your friends have been a big help, but soon you’ll be on your own. Don’t try to get them to do the things you must do yourself. VIRGO Let friends know about something that’s giving you fits at home. One of the can help you find a way around the problem. LIBRA You ’re always curious, but for the next several weeks you’re almost obsessive. You want to get to the truth, and the odds are good that you will. SCORPIO Tomorrow and the next day are good for trying something new. Now is a good time for doing the math to figure out what that new thing will be. SAGITTARIUS It’s getting harder to keep what you know l to yourself. Play your cards carefully so that you’ll be the one who gets to bring home the prize. CAPRICORN Something doesn’t quite compute, and no amount of pounding is ever going to make it fit. Look around for a better option. AQUARIUS Once you and your sweetheart, or you and your team of friends, decide what you want, that’s when the work really begins. That moment is coming soon. PISCES Take on technical problems early, while you’re more likely to be in the mood. By later ton ight and tomorrow] | all you’ll waht to think about is romance. CALENDAR Wednesday, Nov. 12 BIG CHAIR PHOTOS: 11 a m t 3 p.m. Greene Street. PROGRESSIVE COFFEE HOUF 6 p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1530 Main St. No cover. “RUNNIN’AT MIDNITE”: 7 am 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. “THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER”: 8 p.m. Workshop Theatre, 1120 Bull St. $13 general admission, $11 students and military. JAM ROOM ACOUSTIC SHOWDOWN ROUND 1:9 p.m New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $2. “SEASON’S GREETINGS" BY DAVID SEDARIS: 11:15 p.m. Trustus Theatre, 520 Lady St $7.50. CONNOR BROTHERS ACOUSTIC: Sundance Bar & Grill, 902-B Gervais St. No cover. Thursday, Nov. 13 “CATCHING OUT” WITH FILMMAKER KATIE GEORGE 3 ■ I_ 8 p.m. Russell House Theater Wednesday and Thursday. (SOUTHERN CIRCUIT FILM SERIES): 7 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER”: 8 p.m. Workshop Theatre. $13 general admission, $11 students and military. BRIAN WEBB WITH NIK EVANS AND BEN COLEMAN: 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java. A “pay-what-you-want” show. MOONSHINE STILL WITH GLASS: Sundance Bar & Grill, j No cover. ' -- .