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LEO Your sweetheart is probably your best friend, too. You have other friends, though, so rivalries could develop. Be diplomatic. VIRGO The highest form of enlightenment is to serve one who serves. So go along with suggestions from someone who has your best interests at heart. LIBRA Even if you fear you’re making mistakes, you can’t afford to stop. Besides, at this point it’s hard to tell which decisions are mistakes. Withhold judgment. You’ll be pleasantly surprised. SCORPIO Be on the lookout for an excellent deal on something you want for your home. This purchase could turn out even better than you expected. SAGITTARIUS In the middle of the process, it’s hard to tell if it’s working. By now you should be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel. CAPRICORN The job will turn out to be more complex than you first thought. If you concentrate on doing it well, the rewards will be more abundant than you first thought. AQUARIUS A person you care about is captivated by your charms. Unfortunately, he or she isn’t the only one. So many admirers, so little time! Set priorities. PISCES Check the bulletin boards for deals on something you need for your home. You don’t have to pay retail for the perfect thing. CALENDAR Thursday, Aug. 21 OLD FASHIONED PHOTOS, VIRTUAL IMAGING AND STICKER PICTURES: 11 a m. to 3 p.m. Greene Street. Free. “THE CHATEAU”:9 p.m. The New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $5. ELYSIUM FEATURING DJ CRYSTAL METH, SACRED ECSTASY, DJTELAL AND DJ KANTRIP: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $5. VISTA AFTER 5 CONCERT SERIES FEATURING THE MEN OF DISTINCTI0N:5:30 p.m. Behind Jillian’s, 800 Gervais St. Free. Friday, Aug. 22 LATE NIGHT CAROLINA: 9 p.m. Strom Thurmond Wellness and Fitness Center. Free to USC students. “XX/XY": 7 and 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main Street. RUSTED ROOT: 9 p.m. Township Auditorium, 1703 Taylor St., $20.50 advance, $22.50 day of show. MIKENPIKEWITH CLAYTON RAVINE: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5 for 21 and up, $7 under 21. PARROT PALOOZA 2003 FEATURING THE CARIBBEAN COWBOYS, JIM MORRIS AND THE BIG BAMBOO BAND, LAND SHARKS BAND AND STAN THE MAN: 5 p.m. Jillian’s. $10 advance, $12 day of show. Saturday, Aug. 23 “XX/XY": 3,7 and 9 p.m.. Nickelodeon Theatre. CONFEDERATE FAGG FAREWELL SHOW WITH FETUS STATUE AND SPECIAL GUESTS: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5. Sunday, Aug. 24 “XX/XY”: 3,7 and 9 p.m., Nickelodeon Theatre. ■ Starring Queen Latifah and Steve Martin. 8 p.m., Russell House Theater. Thursday to Sunday. Free. MEAN WIENER WITH FAKE RED SETH, THE NEW CONSTITUTION AND GROUNDED: 9 p.m., New Brookland Tavern, $5.