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You do, so look around. They may not say much, but they’re there. TAURUS Dreams of past pleasures collide with current responsibilities. Gather your wits—an exam is coming, soon. If you pass, you could increase your wealth. GEMINI Your struggle is about to get easier. Put the finishing touches on whatever you’ve been doing. It won’t be long before you come up with a new idea. CANCER Confer with an expert, or a person with a lot of experience, regarding an investment. Do the research now so that you can make your purchase Tuesday or Wednesday. LEO With a practical plan in your pocket, you’ll make an excellent impression. They’ll be more interested in all your ideas after you’ve addressed their primary concern. VIRGO You may show up late for work due to personal matters. This hardly ever happens, but it’s OK—you’ll work double time later. LIBRA Tonight should be good for a romantic dinner in the privacy of your own home. Set the mood with exquisite decor, and send out for a great meal. SCORPIO Ever notice how indecisive people come to you like moths to a flame? Be patient with them. They need you to help them make up their minds. SAGITTARIUS The best uses for a recent windfall are educational and technical, not necessarily in that order. Look for a really good deal from a friend who’s upgrading. CAPRICORN An old contact leads to new profits, as seeds you’ve sown produce abundantly. In other words, thank an old friend who sends work your way. AQUARIUS The sense of foreboding you’ve had recently could spur you to finally take action. Do a little more planning first. It’s good to be overprepared. PISCES Earlier is better for making contact with somebody far away. Traveling isn’t a good idea, but paperwork finally gets done. CALENDAR Monday, Sept. 16 JAM ROOM ACOUSTIC SHOWDOWN, WEEK 2: Prizes include gift certificates to Cafe Strudel and Hesco, and the grand prize is an acoustic recording session at the Jam Room. Participants should sign up by 8 p.m. 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. DAVID ADEDOKUN WITH BEN WALKER: 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1530 Main St. $4. “THE LADY AND THE DUKE”: Grace Elliott (Lucy Russell), an Englishwoman who lived in Paris during the French Revolution, is the lover of the Prince of Wales and the Duke of Orleans. Hi*r relations with the duke are marked by courtesy, affection and political differences that grow increasingly vehement. In French with English subtitles. 7 and 9:30 p.m. Rated PG-13. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. Tuesday, Sept. 17 DILLINGER FOUR WITH TOYS THAT KILL, DADE COUNTY RESISTANCE AND RIVETHEAD: 8 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. DOROTHY PAYNE FAMILY PIANO RECITAL: USC music professor Dorothy Payne and her siblings, Karl Payne and Rebecca Payne Shockl^, will Monday. Senate Park, 931-B Senate St. $12. perform music for solo and multiple pianos. Selections include works by Alexander Arutunian, Bach and Alexander Borodin. “THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST”: Rupert Everett is Algernon Moncrieff, the foppish man about London, and Colin Firth is his best friend, John Worthing, whose decision to call himself Ernest in town and-Jack in the country triggers the plot’s myriad complications. Also starring Reese Witherspoon as Cecily Cardew. 7 and 9 p.m. Rated PG. Nickelodeon Theatre. r