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Review all the information as carefully as you can. You don’t want to miss anything important. There might be a quiz later. Rocky Horror The movie that became a symbol CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 had a fond memory: During a moment of curiosity some Halloween many full moons ago, I was fortunate enough to wander into the ritualistic, cult like midnight gathering known as a “Rocky Horror Show.” The ironic clinker is that I was then too young to fully appreciate a man in lingerie ranting and waving a pick-axe at some Meat Loaf look-alike. “Whatever happened to Saturday niii-ah ight?” I thank heaven and the stars for my newfound enlightenment. Perhaps it was this foul recollection that led me into a respectable formal men’s store at 3:30 on a Wednesday afternoon, already having drunk what was left of the booze and attempting to look respectable. The wounded look in the clerk’s eyes as he handed me my receipt told me he almost knew I would soon be cutting blood-stained gashes in his beautiful silk tailcoat, and that would be the last he would see of it. Off to buy fake blood and a bald wig; God bless thee, O Gods of Halloween. “What is your most lasting memory about these Rocky Horror shows?” I asked some bystander in drag and two inches of makeup outside the Russell House Theater. (I was now the spittin&image of Riff Raff, the hump-backed zombie butler) “There are so many,” he started; “Heather coming out of her top on stage, the first time I had sex in the theater, my first Riff, my first Frank.” He was truly “A Believer.” It would take much more devotion before I’d sport 4-inch heels like he was. Nevertheless, my notebook was filling up, and the movie began. “There are those who say that life is an illusion,” said the anal-retentive, neckless British narrator. “So’s your fucking neck!” roared the crowd. This strange experience semi-peaked as movie-goers (and I) dove into the aisles and furiously dancied “The Time Warp”: “It just a... jump to the left. But it’s the pelvic thruhh uh-uh-st that really drives you in-saa-aa-aa-ayaya-ane.” At the last minute, the climax hit me. One of the stage performers invited me onstage with two other brunettes, and about ten of us rolled around in a mock orgy similar to the strange aquatic one happening on the screen above. It was a night out I was to remember for a very long time. WARNING: The Rocky Horror Picture Show might aid in the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Always use protection. For all your USC news, check: www.dailygamecock.com