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Besides, you’re not going to get something you you to convince yourself to part with the money later. On the other hand, if it’s a dumb idea, just wait. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) — Don’t press people for answers now. They’re more apt to say “no” than “yes.” You can continue to collect old debts, however. The money is still flowing your way. It’s a good day to shop for bargains. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) — You don’t want to lie, of course, but it wouldn’t hurt to be diplomatic. It could help you get something you want, like a better-paying job or a promotion. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) — Did you know that Aquarius is the sign of the inventor? Remember that if you run into a problem you can’t solve. Maybe what’s needed simply hasn’t been discovered yet. Maybe you can get the patent. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) — Something you’ve been worried about becomes more clear as more of the facts are revealed. Sit still and wait to see what happens. You don’t need to take immediate action. What worked before will work again. ENTERTAINMENT BRIEFS Schwarzenegger sues gambling company LOS ANGELES (AP) - Arnold Schwarzenegger is suing a gam ing company for $20 million for allegedly marketing slot ma chines that feature his voice and likeness as the “Terminator” without his consent The lawsuit filed Sept. 7 in Su perior Court claims Intema-tion al Game Technology didn’t ask for the action hero’s permission to make the slot machines and ad vertise them at a convention ear lier this year. The Reno, Nev.-based compa ny has been licensed by Canal Plus in France and Creative Li censing Corp. in Los Angeles to market a “Terminator” slot ma chine, IGT spokesman Rick Sorensen said. “Since we are very protective of our own property rights, we are extremely cautious of the proper ty rights of others,” Sorensen said. While the slot machine “might have been in development, it was never released,” he added. The lawsuit seyys Schwarz enegger is “particularly circum spect to avoid using his name, likeness or image for certain in dustries such as gambling.” Schwarzenegger has agreed to appear in commercials endorsing the national railway system in Austria and DirecTV in Japan but has turned down numerous offers for other products, said at torney Marty Singer. “He’s turned down offers as high as $20 million in the United States,” Singer said. “So if some one uses his likeness for a prod uct without his authorization, then he should get paid a fee com mensurate to what he has previ ously been offered.” Bluegrass Fan Fest donates to victims LOUISVILLE, KY. (AP) - People who buy a ticket for next month’s Bluegrass Fan Fest will be help ing victims of the Sept. 11 terror ist attacks. Spokeswoman Traci Thomas said a portion of the proceeds from the Oct. 5-7 event will be do nated to relief efforts. Bluegrass Fan Fest,js an an nual event that closes the sum mer festival season. More than 40 acts — including Ricky Skaggs and Kentucky Thunder, The Del McCoury Band, and Larry Cor dle and Lonesome Standard Time — are expected to perform at the Galt House Hotel. Ticket prices range from $20 to $55. Country singers inducted into Music Hall of Fame NASHVILLE, TENN. (AP) - Twelve new members will be for mally inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame on Oct. 4. Marty Stuart will be the host of the gala event at the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. Those to be inducted are Bill Anderson, Sam Phillips, The Del more Brothers, The Everly Broth ers, Don Gibson, Homer and Jethro, Waylon Jennings, The Jordanaires, Don Law, The Lou vin Brothers, Ken Nelson and Webb Pierce. The inductees also will be rec ognized during “The 35th Annual CMA Awards” show on Nov. 7. The show is scheduled to air live on CBS from the Grand Ole Opry House. want. But tonight’s going to be so nice, you might not even care. CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 22) - Once you and your partner hammer out an agreement, you can take your business to the next level. How much money can you put together between you, and how are you going to spend it? LEO (JULY23-AUG. 22)-Ifit all seems too much to bear, take heart: A hero or heroine is coming to your rescue. All you have to do is call. You may be calling an employment agency, or a newspaper to place an ad for help. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) - A quarrel with your sweetheart or a child is a possibility, but don’t let it happen. There’ll be more than enough work tomorrow and the next day. You don’t have time for a fight. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT 22) — Luckily you’re a natural negotiator. When somebody is in a rotten mood, you can find the perfect thing to say to snap them out of it. Something including the word “thanks” would be appropriate now. - SCORPia(OCT. 23-NOV. 21) - If there’s something you’ve been thinking about buying for your house, you’d better do it quick. 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