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Comics Beetle Bailey THIS PIZZA NEEPS TO COOL OFF y BUT I'M STARVING/ NOW WHAT? Walk#/ www.kingteatufes.com Dennis The Menace 3; £ This week we start celebrating 1 OUR FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY AND I HAVE SELECTED A SPECIAL DENNIS PANEL FROM EACH OF THE PAST FIVE DECADES To SHOW YOU WHERE WE'VE BEEN AND JUST HOW MUCH WE HAVE CHANGED cheers'- /fr* , Aries (March 21-April 19) An argument with a loved one and a delay in travel are both very likely to occur. The overall outcome is positive, you will undoubtedly find a way to get where you want to go, and you and your sweetheart will make up. So lighten up, OK? Taurus (April 20-May 20) Listen patiently as a neighbor shares her troubles. She’ll feel much better once she has, and it won’t take much hair off your hide. You may feel like the friendly local garbage collector, but don’t complain. You’re good at it, and that’s why they come to you. Gemini (May 21-June 21) — Today is a 6 — You’re daydreaming about distant places, but try to keep your focus closer to home. Approach an important older person with respect, and you might get just what you want. Don’t ask a friend to intervene for you. This time, you’re better handling it yourself. Cancer (June 22-July 22) You want to get from here to there, but there’s no easy way. Don’t give up. A friend can help you find what you need, including a path around an obstacle. Ask somebody who’s looking at things from a slightly different perspective. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You should be able to have just about anything you want, but you can’t, at least not yet. If you can just turn this sense of frustration into creative energy, you’ll be amazed. You might actually achieve your goal, or something just as good, by tomorrow. Don’t give up. I Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You may feel like others are ganging up on you, but don’t despair. They feel strongly, so you should hear them out. If you are right, it should be obvious to even those with low intelligence. Let them discover yourwisdom on their own. k Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) Make service your top priority. If someone else needs something done, jump right in and do it. That’s especially true of an older person who’s in a ' rather nasty mood. Don’t turn away; help out. You’ll make the situation better for everyone. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You hold all the aces. Some of your friends are confused, muddled, stumbling about. But you can see what needs to be done, and maybe even how. Offer others the benefit of your wisdom, but don’t let it get in the way of your fun. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) A loved one may be trying to talk you out of your life savings. Resist. You want to stash a little more away before you spend any. The more you put down, the less you pay in interest. Pay cash, and you’ll save a fortune. Explain that to the cutie who wants more toys. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Somebody wants to talk your ear off about their great plans for the future. They may think they have it all figured out, but they need you. Offer your advice, but only when they’re smart enough to ask for it. They’ll value it more that way. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The work is coming in, and it’s partially your own fault. Trouble is, you don’t know how to do what you’ve promised. It’s risky business, but you can make it pay. You can read the manual while you’re doing the job, can’t you? This probably isn’t the first time. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Travel could be more hassle than it’s worth. Money is something of a problem, too. So how about a cozy night at home with your very favorite people and pets? Keep it low-key, and the worries of the day vyil go up in smoke. 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