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Comics Life in Hell By Matt Groening Life iw * H€U ©rooe 6fcO€*M6 SAT. FEB 1, lAfefl WV>«jt a day. Mcond6^' ^ w^+ down to Wigel'S house and worked On owr hopeless animated ca/toon "The 6©y U)l»© P 6 loured the tOorld. " We are doing 1+ I*n chalk on Ok blackboard W i+h a I Bold* Camera, and ,’t it bo/-;*g as He*'. We lisH* to records to Pats tha.fmg. Mm current ■favorite i* -this old 1% “The Japanese Sandman1' by Paul WW«+«man. We a^So P^®.y StrauincWy^ tbt Roll, A* Stones, Eddie Lang and Joe Vanut.'^ and -H,e fleack Boyj -for (augW(. Whtn WC Couldnt +*»k« Working on-Wfl cartG*A a-<y r*0/£ ^animatioa ; s the koringect «rt -for** -t© d©3 we w«nt down-town -t© look at the new albums at ■the ►'Wti'c. Paucet. Then we went to +he Portland Mutic Co. and 6r', APIa bought a jfixUC-Ua'-p to/“ il.35 I UoMjlrt a koioo ^ a'vA a^JO X o/»% acb«mpd to «<im it* X jtol£ A jeu>f-Ua<-p. X do^'t" k^o*-* tokot- CAmt o^tr me. 0 Tbl* *jc wext-bome'. 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Jedgtft3.*t anj Nigel got a <f. 0 U*5 of people am. jealous and hate bin, because »f that bu* uiho really Cares? x ad~M'* N,'gey for ,'t because h« can do thetypg tff uJOrtyor get graded for and he enjoy f it. Maybe u> hen X* m in College. So cu I U X. Maybe. IA collect X*«l get aginifJrieAd. I weed *‘girl friend and X need one bad. I pip —I Aries (March 21-April 19) Your ruling planet, Mars, is coming into your sign soon. You've been pensive for the past few weeks, but you're starting to feel assertive again. It's almost time to start something new, so do the homework. Use your brains, as well as your enthusiasm, this time. Taurus (April 20-May 20) You are strong, but you're also up against more opposition. Just shift into four-wheel dri ve and get tough. Allow yourself plenty of time to reach your destination. You may not get there until tomorrow or the next day, but that's OK. Better late than never. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Carefully figure out what ^Hieeds to be done before proceeding further. Sometimes it's important to move quickly. Today, you'll do better if you check everything two or three times before taking action. Let friends go on ahead; you make sure everything's right. Cancer (June 22-July 22) The pace has slowed down a bit, much to your relief. You may also be fa ^feble to find a few people who understand what you've been going through. Get them to help with whatever's not done yet so you can relax. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) It's quite possible that one who outranks you has come on the scene. This individual isn't saying much but has a lot of power. You won't charm him or her with fancy promises. Prove you know what you're talking about, and you'll have a strong ally. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You may be able to make a good deal now. Look around for what you want, and when you find it, move quickly. Get out there and shop for bar gains, in big things and in little items, too. Never pay retail! Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Hold onto your check book today. Don't let any body else talk you into buying something you don't really need. If the other person's so hot to have the most expensive model, have him or her write a personal check. If it's coming out of the general fund, get the no frills. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Although it's important to think carefully, there's also a sense of urgency. A co-worker's nerves may be shot. You're good at planning, so do that now. The more you can figure out ahead of time, the more successful your whole team will be. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Your workload is increasing. That's good. Your income could be increasing, too. Do as many errands as you can over the phone to cut down on the frantic rac ing around. Hide out with a loved one tonight, instead. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You've been consider ing changes to your home for quite some time. Well, wrap up your considerations because the time for action is almost here. You'll know when you can't stand the way it is one minute longer. That could hap pen soon! Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You've been going through the data a mile a minute. Now, it's time to mull over what you've recently learned. It's like you've been on a field trip, collecting speci mens. Now, you're back at the lab, and you need to figure out what you've got. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You're quick, and you may be in the mood to take decisive action. You may be tempted to over spend, too. You're gener ous, but think about it first. You'll have more money for your favorite charity if you buy some thing you need on sale. 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