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Comics___ Life in Hell By Matt Groening Lire itf H€LL ©zooo N\Aft 6Po6Ml>*6 M91969 DIAM CHAPTER H s-S~ JAM. 2* 1A&4 YAY1. l+s Friday '• l! Mo School {or* •two docys * And 1 Iov/e +o not" go+o School. VAV agA«n’ X'm going-to get- an "A" »n geomet* ry. This damn pen doesn't" work. This one doesh+ Work -ho good erthec Well here's a pen -tWt* works. I •fel'k really sick in ~f, school Today. Wo^) -that X‘m «fV home, I - feel better. X‘m lying on my bed liste«v'*i -fo kiwk-FM on my radio. Fived »■+ op so «>s shecep-X'i better write my brother Mark in Vietnam. The g »r 1$ at school are wearing especially Tight"pa«t:s and short- skirts. X like it*. They're playing d»'m» tdfndrfc. o*The radio. JftuoAftyns 196ft 0l> IJurtaatbacW-fi-o^ p UW^clliag Uo<i«rgc0ljn<J -F.tanS tft ftrHi*d 8 S+»»1«. College uii+U KJigel. Tbe-P.'iiwf ® iMse. really Co0(( especially ooe by S ned Grooms Called “ Fat Feet." * TV^/e. also two Ino^fible on«f: ^ v ftay Gun Virus " and "Joan Wo. ^»«." 2 Tl^erc was on® totally naked j*‘rl( ji arc sWun, a*d X m^a-'“totalVy naked • **d On®. part fUooJJ actual S0x, AISO ' m |tc reaUy cold. I0k®n X was kMd*kiW***»» t komC.'^'onn Suicide &"«d^e Xtkou^kt X 2 WaS CjOi+q "to to de*tk. Finally X ^ a r idit tv»is realty weird kind <*» a^old*- kt.'ppfe jirl. W*r car k\ad inconsC, 0 __a in it, Ske loaf U)«ay too eycited qnd kappy And sV*. told mfl all qkoi/t her jfchP qnd fllHtr tVin^C. Skc u>aj al£0 kind rf insulting. X tkfnk Ske u)af On dl/-u^f. Goodnight1. JftrO. 7.6 ComqA^ IA6q Jeeruj Krift »> s«t*0«d Againtoday) X U>8nt sWddi nj w *t^ Pon and Sparky a'vA Stanay qnd really Kad ■fun. 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X U)«S g*AAA |k.‘f Social S+aditS bo* *hty ga*a *P a*d excused -the whole School Anyway. h*fA^ horn®, flcddtci dour Pad-o« Road, al-'orf got ov®/ Itry a tructe. jftKi. xsToespA'i iq*>q [*eXpl«*iVe»cUU*«*Q I stayed up till 2-A*a a-d t+Aggtrcd throi/^U slush +o school th.*r Ao^oi**^ £*’•'"»' body showed u/> +odt*y. X fed lit* o*fc. toe.PM£Sp*<j ja#j. z<* (qeq , Fef^lr t'odo.y e«€* -tVi»vq U 4Wy exc*ud Ttkoml. Lots* <**l S't’ofT Kappt^tol biA I 4o»‘'t ui*a-V uir ,'-te c»W#jV .'■*. THOB.Sc>Ay, Jfluo.-io, lAfcq , OH 600! I'Ve Had So lat/d* c»oi *fu* | Way. Gr'fPaod Poaay Holokft aad WHy a*J at j j«+ sfooJ „p «■+ +Us +of if I Patto* Gv^t aad +W«w iaouitMUf .taut. Wat +«rf«l brat*l(C( +C«^a<je Am. Pft"Wn»>! TV* pCo I’m i»)r,+;nj w»+S l€«t®J i*b. *11 o^r My Ka'tol, So a*»y wa.y +be d«'»«trs WotAci sIom <M ”+t*t‘r b/’akCf SVr* +• Mtr */x4 u*^t /Wly s*vpf4 -Hay'4 *C*«Uy <jct **4 c.U«f* Of. L)tVt 9 Mr* d» |4- a^a;^ t#morrow. Also, Sp«*rWy‘S rock loW .Wyt o- kftoo +o~...ow ;i -tkty I tAA 9©* 4k*.'r dwmr*|4/ bnck, pftip. JAIJOA. 71, iqtq I We ^Vrtu; SAAtokAlte cats+*dAy wHi r Hn®, Poa, Sparky, HwWt W., A<\<J Pink ft. E*r*4#*Uy o*»r Wtt* f ♦>*'**! ^®tl<*A^ !• Sparky A*d X (®ft+-ftorU.’c ko**®. I V* G«kC*n CaII%4 up and +uo ki’g b««^y gwy£ qo't *u+ oft tt«€.V CAr and cl»®S«d •©"A And H-UnV fell o*®r G.* kl»n on -m® . ce «|vi Hok*H-9«tupa^ O.ksoo ,0t uuakr. TV« mfto +o«k V,;^ j„ +ke,V $k.<-,v, u,.,^ and <V"oVA AwJccy. ' Later X «+opp%l rfk Ponnie'l Uo«/S«. A"d ■H>®rtauc G«ks*.\ Ue <Aid -HternttA +ooLW;a» da^n +o-+W pol.'ci t+A+ion «*d +L® pol.’u Wa<A L;»«caU k*f pA/en^-J. TL*n -tktty -0 <J an«d Ue kicked backup +• Pon's. kl«. Snt ^ a'omd wi-H* Amy a,d Molly a,d lls-tatat +o Amy's ney Bea-He alk-m (Hallow SoUmorloa) Wa •'+:•>, -Pm- Sparky's kq,<S +0 play o. -Gw radio. Wk.'d. tke, d.'il-r lot cause ■«,*.> dimmer Was g,o~itd . I*)kea I was Walk;,, k»a« Hka dork ?•*» i«rk kskl-a +W lo^ke, +W«w „„ let loall aad k!+ rnt rl,k-t iA Hke Pata. k)kt* I -P.'ad ojk wka did i'+ +kay will p^ _s_nw it/ z( - -I- —^ Crossword ACROSS 1 Monk’s hood 5 Pantomime 11 Make a decision 14 Sandwich cookie 15 _Vallarta, Mexico 16 Automobile 17 Irving Berlin musical 19 Make an effort 20 Stan’s partner 21 “Enterprise’’ travels 23 Attempts 29 Valuable violin 32 Old card game 33 Resolute 37 Yawning wide 40 Hollywood Noah 41 Slender cigars 47 Buy the farm 48 Short plays using blockers 51 With unrelenting effort ca -_ W»-T WWW IWIWUIW Stevenson 55 Ike’s lady 59 Actress Ryan 60 Half of New Zealand 66 Education minded grp. ~ 67 Chewed (on) 68 On a single occasion 69 Donkey's kin 70 Lady of Spain 71 Malicious DOWN 1 Chanel of fashion 2 Spoken 3 In good health 4 Nabokov novel 5 Imitate 6 Magna _ laude 7 Oolong or darjeeling 8 California fort 9 Actress Hagen 10 Little folklore hero 11 Group of eight 12 Arctic coat 13 Lover’s get together I I I 0 2000 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved 18 Hoover Dam’s lake 22 Jetsons’ maid 24 ”,_Galahad" 25 Adam's mate 26 Formed a lap 27 Exist 28 Titled Brit 29 Palm-face encounter 30 F.rat-party attire 31 Horse shade 34 Beatty and Buntline 35 Great Lake 36 Woad and anil 38 Spaghetti or ziti 39 Artistic impressions 42 Period 43 Actor Cariou 44 Conducted 45 Designer Klein 46 Mineral spring 49 Sets sights 50 Tack on snow 51 MacDill AFB site Solutions N | V I 3 ItN _3 _0 _N 0_ a_ N_ V_ T_ 3 l W V S 3 A^l|| a 131 n 111 52 “Waiting for Lefty’ dramatist 53 Korbut and others . 56 Lion’s locks 57 Quechuan ruler 58 “East of 61 Individual 62 Managed 63 Only even prime number 64 “And I Love 65 Actress Lupino HOROSCOPES Aries (March 21-April 19) You've got a lot of important social obligations. You and your team could do some thing that's important. If it doesn't pay the bills, however, it shouldn't take top priority. You already knew that, but sometimes you forget. ^ Taurus (April 20-May 20) You could i L have a wonderful opportunity today. { CIS y That's the good news. The bad news is that there is a test. It's only on the one thing you find most intimidating. Get past that barrier, and your success is assured. If you don't, well, count it as practice. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Study up. r £ You're on the brink of a fabulous t J breakthrough. Something you've been learning can help you jump for ward in your career. If you aren't currently in the process of learning something important, get on it, now! I " ■ Cancer (June 22-July 22) Is monej on your mind? This is a great day tc do the homework. Figure out how you can make the best possible deal, even if it takes a while. This may not be an easy assignment, but you could get a nice return on the time and money invested. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Are you mar ried? If so, just go along with what ever your spouse wants. If not, well, your sweetheart might decide it's time to tie the knot. It probably is, too. Don't even know the right person yet? Get Dut and mingle. This could be the day. □Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The work is pouring in. Concentrate on taking care of others' needs. If you give it your full attention, you could make a lot of money. You're good at this. It may be tough, but you can make it look easy. Think of it as a game, with you emerging the big winner. □Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Cuddle and make plans for the future. A person you care a lot about feels the same way back. Something you thought never could happen might come true. So, don't be inhibited by reality as you knew it. Be willing to let go of that so you can have it all. * □Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) A lot's going on at your house. Are you fix ing things up, moving things around or tossing out a bunch of stuff? If you live with anybody else, the issue becomes more complex. It may not be easy to work out a com promise you can all live with, but it's worth it. □ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) What you should learn next should be pret ty obvious. Somebody might even come right out and say it. If you're any good at reading omens at all, you should know what it is by now. If not, well, ask somebody! They'll be glad to tell you. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You \ could have a marvelous idea — and J soon. You and somebody else could be involved. Everything doesn't go exact ly the way you thought it would, but that's OK. The overall outcome is positive. Luckily, you're naturally hard to dissuade. Keep at it. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You are so smart today; you should be able to figure out anything. If you're also practical, compassionate and sensi tive to the feelings of others, you'll be unstoppable. But, who would want to stop you? You're awesome! □Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You've been working up to this confrontation for quite a while. 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