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__Comics Beetle Bailey By Mort Walker I GOTTA TAKE THIS URGENT MESSAGE TO MAJOR GREENBRASS FROM CAPTAIN SCABBARP OR WAS IT THE OTHER WAYAROUNP? THE MORE CONFUSEP HE SETS, THE FASTER HE SPINS SIR, THERE'S A FERPIE FELTZER ON THE ^ PHONE HE SAYS ANP HE YOU WERE SURE IN SCHOOL REMEMBERS WITH HIM YOU a, Barney Google & Snuffy Smith By Fred Lasswell I FER6ET WHAT aunt Loweezy TOLD ME TO GIT!! 1 BUT— I DASSENT 1 GO HOME | EMPTY 0 l HANDED t i ^ 1! jBsJ/ MAW !! YOU F6RG0T TO' s^SLOPTH'jHOSSIHy HOROSCOPES__ C Aries (March 21-April 19) Your friends are going to try to teach you things, and you should pay attention. Something you learn could shake up reality as you know it. So, give that up. Reality could be a fantasy anyway. Maybe it’s time you tried something better than the way it used to be. CTaurilS (April 20-May 20) You might need to negotiate some thing’s bottom line. If you’ve already proven you’re worth it, ask. Don’t quit, though. A Taurus never leaves a job until they’ve got a better one, remember? And, smile. Being pleasant will mean a lot — pleasantly Hpt.prminpH. Gemini (May 21-June 21) This should be more like it. Things should click right along and fall into place as if by magic, except for one little hassle with your mate. Treat that with good humor. If a change is required, make it together. □Cancer (June 22-July 22) This is a good day to dig through those closets and find a few things you forgot about. Something from far away is just what you need to make your new decor com plete. You’ll find a few things you can get rid of, too, possibly at a profit. Market them as antiques. 0LeO (July 23-Aug. 22) Private time looks scarce today. You’re going to be busy with friends or a team effort. You and your mate may be in this together, but it could be this weekend before you have a chance to discuss it. Send each other notes. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) If a change is required, go ahead and make it. You should be respected and paid well for your work. There’s only one way that will happen. You have to insist upon it. Be nice, but firm. It’ll get easier with practice. □ Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) You’ve just popped through the rough water to smooth sailing again. Leave all your cares and wor ries behind as you celebrate a recent victory. It might have been hard, but you made it. Now you can play. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) This is a good day to shop for real estate, furniture or anything else for your home. You’ll find the best deals by doing a little sleuthing. For example, check out the bankruptcy sales. Maybe you can help bail somebody out. ^ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) i i Your cage might get rattled, ' * but it’s all for the best. Expect your beliefs to be challenged in a rather provocative manner. You may even have to admit you were wrong, but it might be a relief to do that. Don’t waste time worrying about it. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) mV I This is your best day all week for wheeling and dealing. You might be able to get an excel lent return. The investment is most likely your talent, and somebody wants to buy. The questions are simply what, where, when and, of course, how much. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) A star is born! Your calmness in the face of adversary and your grace in the midst of chaos have finally paid off. Everybody now knows how wonderful you are, and they’re all clamoring for your auto graph. One person in particular is darned impressed. Luckily, it’s the most important one. □PiSCeS (Feb. 19-March 20) Your place looks like the hub of activity. Everybody’s there, and they all seem to be asking questions. Well, they’re also having a great time. Don’t let anything go for cheap, however. Hold out for what it’s worth, whatever it is you’re selling. 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