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If you save up, you can pay cash and get a discount! □ Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) It might feel like everybody’s chipping at you today. Oh well, you ought to be used to that by now. It’s the price you pay for drawing a lot of attention to your self. You can’t help that, either. You’re just nat urally attractive! Today, you might wish that opposites would attract. If you’re nice, you might make it happen. □Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) There’s something you need to learn to do your job better. Once you get this skill mastered, something that takes hours now will take only minutes. Trouble is, learning it could take days! Well, it’ll never happen if you don’t get started. Today, you should be able to identify exactly what it is, and that’s a good beginning. t « Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Arguments can upset you, but you try not to let it show. That might be why you’re so willing to compromise. Today, you may wish everybody felt the same way. Some of them seem ready to lose every thing, rather than admit they’re wrong. Well, Maybe you’ll get further with those folks if you acknowledge them for what they’re doing right. That might help them let go. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21 You may feel like you’re watching a ping pong game today, or a world class tennis match. First one side has the advantage, and then the other. Which is more likely to look out for your interests? Even if it’s a person you don’t like much, he or she’s the one you should support. Look for the long term gain, not just the immediate gratification. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You’re learning something new every day. And if you’re smart, which you are, you’re doing it as fast as you can. Don’t just listen to what people tell you now. If you still want to find the real truth, or the real facts of what really happened, you’ll have to dig into the past. Don’t believe every thing you find there, either. Two independent sources, remember? 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