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MM V.t?dt J'uchr' Wednesday, January 14,1998 Singleton declai 11 Tl After spend- The Tupac Amaru i , - ing a long Life'' Award goes to n JS holiday raid- Latrell Sprewell for his: I ing the ing of P.J. Carlesimo. / , # Uquor store The Landlord was i and avoid- ed for this and is now ? ing trees on "I wonder if basketbal . the ski Personally, I thought tl slopes, I nothing more than a : have re - African-Americans and ] jf ^41 turned, son-Hurst. shaum SINGLETON more dan- The "Come and G New World Order gerous th^n Food" Award must go 1 ever, ready WOuld probably get his to destroy on entering a soul foo all that's wrong in the world of sports, Fuzzy Zoeller needs if anyone cares. kicked by the Goodie h This column is particularly special principle for ^ remark because it's my chance to reflect on 1997. Tiger Woods at the Ma There were thnlta spdls aadtoiis Face it, Fuzzy, you of chJk for me to talk about, so l mil Woods How j di( rewaodsomeof these people with the dubs at K.Mart for $5? 1998 Loot Awards. For those who n0 don't know what "loot" is, it's a back- - A ^ u I wards-assed tool, and you will under- faf ^wara goes to u , , T , ' 3 for trading m his sacks < stand as I go along. for a sack of rocks The first award, the "Bite Me On ,u, , ' The Shoulder" Award, goes to Marv . , , ePac?s != , . 7 ? - an aicrhrnn ?r rnnlr wn Albert for his escapades. At hrst, 1 ? _ , _ ' thought he was innocent because no e, ea$ 01 New York Knicks announcer that I at sof know buys his underwear from the Victoria's Secret catalog, but alas, they Ta? Wiot Vangi were true goes to Dennis Rodman Yes, Marv, and it counts. last year was doing som Now, for those smart people who s*u^' dlat m(Ade ^ , are probably thinking, "What about Van Damme or kicking Mike Tyson?" He wins my "Hannibal ^ mos^ honored reg Lector" Award for taking a souvenir However, since he di from his last fight - a piece of Evan- ^me ^^h NWO, he 1 der Holyfield's ear. el citizen. Memo to Don King: please feed your Finally, I must giv animals before you let them out of their award, the "Grand Id cages. I once idolized while w The Delta Airlines "We Love to vorite soap opera. Fly and It Shows" Award goes to As a child I idolized Frank Gifford for riding the friendly along with my other idi thighs with a flight attendant. Mike Singletary, and th I However, after reading the Playboy corner of my old street, article, I can't totally blame him for his Now he is trying to 1 extramarital faux pas - look who he's vorite characters by married to. Haven't you seen that deep end and fighting: episode of South Park? Nash. College studeni k COLLEGE PRESS EXCHANGE many of the Maple Lea ) simply getting too pred FORT WORTH?Beer, Canadian col- "And since we had lege students and hockey. Perfect in- day reading about drin gredients for a 1980s-era McKenzie "Star Trek", we decide* brothers movie, right? Leafs game," Johnston They're not, "eh". So take off, hoser. ? The rules for the ga] , ,. , . Certain plays call forcer The above ingredients comprise the Here aj a few exampl, Unofficial NHL Drinking Games page. In a Maple ga Johnston and Mrozewski started the to player spits on cam* ^ site one day when they realized that If a brawl draws bloc CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS REGIONAL CUSTOMER SERVICE CENTER The regional Customer Service Center is a beautiful, sU of-the -art call center, located at the State Newspaper. > are looking for customer-focused, forward-thinking indivic who will enjoy working in a team environment. Customer Service Tk i A Representatives | (Part-time) Customer Service Representatives answer telephone inqu from subscribers and assist in resolving subscription-rel problems. A high school diploma and previous custome service experience is required. 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Village People ut not gomg to pve''one be* ireak up my fa- ? * \ cause my fingers are tired, and frankly, going off the 1 hoPe Kevm Nash cleans the lun" I just don't have time. So for now, I'll my man Kevin ousine with you, but I have to check the leave it at that and will see you again Internet to find out for sure. next week. bs taking shots at NHL is' games were If a player scores a hat trick, the Johnston has seven games on his actable. beer is drained. site right now. His goal is to have averjust spent the Get the picture? sion for each nhl team. He's workifcoimakerupa * the game on fte Internet ^ ^ for Ottawa, Montreal and .. v was ongmallyjust a joke, said John- n ?, ,T j , . , said. . , , . , Carolina, nbut I need more rules to make , ston about the site that was voted one , . . ., _ nes are simple: in , , , . un the game worthwhile. Wv of the top 10 student-run sites m Camtarn beer shots. ^ Canada? The site isn't flashy or loaded with ime, if a Toron- "I never really figured that people multimedia. But if s the kind of site that era: one drink, would care for it, but it just seemed to would make the McKenzie Brothers d: seven drinks, take off with people offering their ideas." proud. Take off, "eh." ~ Stay Connected! I:-u $5Qp.r?mi?*.r |) or$|5 per month Y nil ti Personal Web Space Available \ \ ? 1 if I U 'Valid student ID required ^Access w=fy i i "at izddo I 1 "779lil5l''nc bg r Pg | ^ l^jwj !j R9HR|^HB|PI^Vn earn g B ? lM RJbJJm[|M your s rient I I ^FCarohvxT^R m I SUPPLIES USCCLOTHtt^P^ J 252-8686 633 Main Street Columbia, SC 29202 Corner of Main & D evine Men's Top-25 College Basketbi (Through January 11) Team (First place votes) Record Poii 1. North Carolina Tar Heels (68) 17-0 1,7 2. Duke Blue Devils (2) 14-1 1,6 3. Kansas Jayhawks 19-2 1,5 ... . - k' ' . ;* <. 4. Utah Runnin' Utes 13-0 1,5 5. Arizona Wildcats 13-3 1,4 6. Kentucky Wildcats 14-2 1,4 % J? 7. Stanfiid Cardinal 14-0 1,3 111: *WSv 8. UCLA Bruins 12-2 1,1 9. Purdue Boilermakers 14-3 1' 10. Connecticut Huskies 14-2 1,1 11. Mississippi Rebels 12-1 1,( 12. Princeton Tigers 13-1 89 13. Iowa Hawkeyes: 13-2 81 14. South Carolina Gamecocks 10-2 74' 15. New Mexico Lobos 11-2 711 15. Syracuse Orangemen 14-1 711 17. Florida State Seminoles 12-4 57 18. Xavier Musketeers 10-3 54 19. Michigan Wolverines 13-4 47 20. Rhode Island Rams 10-2 43 21. West Virginia Mountaineers 14-2 42 22. Arkansas Razorbacks 13-2 41 23. Marquette Golden Eagles 10-2 135 24. Hawaii Rainbows 11-2 Hi 25. Oklahoma State Cowboys 12-1 10: Others receiving votes: Miami-Florida 95, Cir 52,Clemson 46, Illinois 29, Ball State 27, Colorado! 23, TCU19, Wyoming 13, Tennessee 12, Indiana 1 10, Michigan State 7, Vanderbilt 7, Mississippi S sissippi 5, Temple 5, Massachusetts 4, Washington nois-Chicago 2, Oklahoma 2, Alabama-Birminglu Gonzaga 1. from College Press Exchange H ^B & B B |p - B B B liii t ^ h rm m? jg^ jffe m 90.511 ; Page 11 .11 Ds.ll Ill X Ull its Previous 48 1 76 2 27 4 12 3 * 31 501 6 m 7 . t| 85 10 L52 9 )74:; f >66 14 jf 9 15 r - ii 7 16 3 ' 12 3 18 3 13 1 19 2 17 1 23 3 25 1 22 3 20 5 21 1 NR icinnati 79, Maryland State 26, Georgia Tech 1, George Washington Itate 6, Southern Misl 4, Illinois State 3, Dliun 1, Arizona State 1, 111 i i SffiMMt new dj meeting tiiursday jan 22 30 pm RHUU 305