University of South Carolina Libraries
f <TZ OS? T-ON0M?GC0MPVS&XV?. CCn "W? "Whoa, hold up, Bert! What do we hav< the back seat?! A little book titled 'How Talk Your Way out of Any Speeding Ti UULmbbm Aries (March 21-April 19): The Leo i KQ*n Moon moves into Aries' house and I <ji some I sets the world on fire. Today the a disi Ram is in a mood to charge. Follow playe through on new ideas, driving them hard toward glory by making a the finish line. debates -- your p irrational. rfj^TO JwumfApril 20-Mav 20k Today fXaO)) Vlrgi K^7<Zj you are the invisible observer vM^y. for he kVi Remaining quiet and unnoticed stress \&v J w||| keep you out of the chaos that ar ^ |0 soi flutters around you. Neutrality is a useful strat- lately. Nothing rel egy, but do not confuse it with a goal. urge. > f Gemini (May21-June21): Reach Llbn 9iJ* out to co-workers or business lpO,\r-y not ri l^V associates and bring them into j mane LTV iJ your social circle. Discover the peopl human being behind the business persona, too demanding -You delight someone by simply being yourself, off making minor O Cancer (June 22-July 22k An Scoq unpleasant interaction with au- WjJy nobo thority figures leaves you feeling teTLJfc your small and helpless. A single in- force cident doesn't have to signify a trend. Find a pie's attention. Thi sympathetic ear and a soft shoulder to help not blind heroics you cry away your blues. Courtesy of Collage Press Exchange http://WY H yoL You should Study hard, MasterCard 3% c V ISC< No a Credi Cal c t J S2 - v I WJMWJ1 L VW" "WIAM I* Vt Wl. mCJ c 1997 John Mr.Plwson/OtsI by Univwsil Press Syndicjle ue?presscom //-?! $< ' e here in Mr. Hagy couldn't resist pulli to Sweet- remote-control frog at least o icket'l" (July 23-Aug.22k Release fT^I SMlttarlus. (Nov. 22-Dec 21k of that excess energy with Today feels like the first day of )lay of physical vigor. Team |v?5H summer vacation, no matter what rs will have their moment of * ' season it really is. Everyone winning move. Avoid heated around you is playful, and everything seems ower could make you possible. In this state of mind, big, outrageous plans unfold naturally. ) (Aug.-23-Sept.22)i Watch \ Capricorn (Dec22-Jan. 19p You adaches today from too much y'" i feel compelled to stay at or near i. Go out and treat yourself --r V, | home today, perhaps because of nettling you've been craving V a minor household repair, or a lieves tension like a satisfied sick partner or child. You're in luck if you've been looking for an excuse to escape from work for a day. a (Sept.23-0ct.23): All is *9uarlus (Jan.20-Feb.18): Every unning smoothly in the ro- ~|> J brilliant thought has its time and ;e department. One of the ss&gfesj place. This a good day for getting e in your relationship is being sgSzrv y0ur j(jea$ across, but you may it's not you, is it? Do not put have some opposition. On the other hand, repairs today. someone might embrace your facetious suggestion with great excitement. po (Od24Jtov21)i Sometimes ("SaQh Pisces (Feb. 19-March20): Chaos Wn mill llMor, ..nlnrr. w. mloA LjOTV&U! Uawp u^nn fhnrA .V r.\^r Ahoin uy wm iioicii uiucooyuu iaioc luuino wiicii uicic 10 nuuicai oiiaui voice. Do not use any more jffpN of command. You are tempted to than necessary to get peo- Li/_J take charge just because everyone is is a day for rational method, else is trying to as well. Distance yourself from the problem before you make it worse. YW.Astrology.Net For entertainment purposes only lowJ 1^ Ml UU spend your college years wiE have fun, and carry The Assc Card. You'll get: ash back on purcha aunts on brand nam nnual fee it line up to $2,500 I toll free *See Rebate Ter Assoc :omics Dftat iiiailt Amanma Uitlnrw D miymcd wiui uianyc nmaiy r ~ |F ^ p Se SATAN Ho | r^_ f~Damned! d-x Pv Ji_i 1 eju til fesiJb. IF ^ I^SHfT2,Y0U60L0ff ^ J ^ LEFT. REX,YOU pi Ink | HE,THEN RUN AHl 2 TMEN RUN AHEAD,THf Huddle I ng out his ////yJV/ I nee a year. Is tJhlb.1 \ v f?L SISKELS FLICKS PICKS ByGeneSiskel (RATINGS: The movies listed below are rated according to the fo Our FLICK OF THE WEEK is: 'The jackal;' a needless, pointless remake of a superb thril Day of the Jackal!' That film was so good that, even thou| Charles De Gaulle, we were enthralled by the plot nonethc should remake mediocre movies, not good ones. And so distinctive about this film, save for its Killer's customized i targets almost as big as the ones in the screenplay. The st to psych out, and help take out, acclaimed international kil puolic figure. That's a big-name cast, with actors who prev it's anything for a buck. "The jackal" is tawdry material wh BEAN: The marvelous English physical comedian Rowan i gallery. Bean is-an all-thumbs museum guard who's so ann museum that's unveiling a prize acQuisition, Whistler's "Pc and, of course, he trashes the painting. It's all very funny < BOOGIE NIGHTS. A beautifully made survey of '70s exces Southern California. We meet a young male star, a crestfall artThe early rave reviews accorded this film suggest a signifi particularly the lead work of Burt Reynolds, as well as Mar stud. R. 3-1/2 stars. THE DEVI11S ADVOCATE. An outrageous New York law fii and Keanu Reeves, an underrated talent I believe, as a si entertaining for it's Tom Wolfelike depictions of rich, succ< 3-1/2 stars. to sp liege j ;ely. ^ ^ i t O, V; <T ^ 1 ises ie merchandise 1-888-SE ms and Conditions accompanyins the credit card :iates National Bank (Delaware) ? rice cms SHOW THAT fom T| [P ^ VE A PARK, PARK 9WN X W0NP6K, PID YOU N YOUR SOUL... eveRTR^cus SOOA? /\ -' . i V) TT P ii I 1 u ^ % S.VKTER^YflW BUTMHOOki ^ jf" ~ ^ 4N AH5^1H N race BfiOc jt> READY... HIKE/ sAp.THENR'vcea^^ro Me, / ;Niv^^T&iie...u.r? Bof Jlowing key (4 stars = excellent; 3 stars = good; 2 stars = fair; I star = poor.) ler, Fred Zinnemann's 1973 handbook on a world- class murderer for hire, 'The ^ we knew the assassin couldn't rewrite history by killing French President :less. And so, for the umpteenth time, allow me to make this pint; Hollywood much for 'The Jackal" being needless. As for pointless, I don't see anything .veapon of choice, a monster modified machine gun that can blow holes in ory has assistant FBI director Sidney Poitier using IRA operative Richard Gere ler Bruce Willis, who has been hired by the Mafia to eliminate a major American iously have displayed a strong social conscience in their roles. Not this time; len you find out the identity of the target. Rating: I star. \tkinson displays considerable talent in this silly piece about a klutz in an art oying that his bosses leap to send him away on a mission to a new American irtrait of a Mother!' Bean is misrepresented to the museum as an art expert, stuff. PG-13. 3 stars. s, filtered through the trashy world of the burgeoning porno film industry in en mother of a starlet, and a savvy veteran director wno dreams of making icance that I, however, did not encounter. What does linger are the performances, k Wahlberg, the rap-singer-turned-actor who couldn't be better as the ingenue rm drama with big performances by Al Pacino as a would-be king of the hill Tiart Southern lawyer hired ostensibly to be Pacino's protege. The film is as essful New Yorkers as for any of its legal machinations. Most entertaining. R. end years. ND-ONE. Close to Home John McPherson