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Fully turn., walk-in i closet, W/D, and all util. included. $250 per mo. and $250 sec. dep. Located in Forest Acres Area. Call 782-8834 ? NS MRM to share 2BR/2BA condo in N.E. Cola. Cable and W/D incl. $260 mo. 1/2 3 util. Call 788-7149. 1NSF to share 2BR/2BA spacious turn. apt. in 5 Pts. area. WD. Walk to campus. $325mo + 1/3 utP. Call 256-3812. NS female RM needed to share 2BR apt. across from the horseshoe. $280/mo includes util, water & cable. Call 765-9064 Female to share 2BR/2BA apt. W/D & free HBO. $267mo. + 1/2 util. Call 731-7799. II ltKj Resp. Rm WANTED (or 2 Bd 2 1/2 Ba E townhouse. Sec. sys., W/D FP, cable. r , $275 plus 1/2 util. 787-3544 ti 2 NSF to share 1BFI/1BA in spacious (urn. ? 2BR apt. In 5 Pts. area. WD. Walk to campus. $175mo + 1/4 util. Call 256-3812. F o Roommate wanted 3 BR./1 BA house near a WoodHill Mall. $225 + 1/2 util. Debt req. u Call Jeff at 777-8232 or 776-9333 S SR/GR NSF wanted to share 3BR/1BA in * i Rosewood area. $175mo + 1/3 util. WD V\ incl. 787-7563 ask for Jenni or Corinne. h FRM to share 3BR house with 2 female w ?I Pharmacy students. $125mo + 1/3 util. 5 CJ min. from campus. Call 794-3618. te FRM share house. Nice neighborhood. "| Hdwd fir. $225mo +1/2 util. 787-2861. _ 1 Private room/bath in a nice 3BR house. h< Great neighborhood. 15 min. from campus. in 732-0039. Pj NSFRM to share spacious apt. with female er grad. student. 1 mile from USC . 1 of 4 9< \ apts. in a beautiful, newly renovated home. -j-f | Wd firs, and high ceilings. Very Irg. BR to St * yourself. Lrg. LR and kitchen furn. WD, at U f!M/A inHAAf rir\r-t aI/o>? J ?*?1?* -- . wt >> i, njvwi uuu \jr\ay. VJI tXU. btUUtilll OT ^ 5 Prof, preferred. $285mo + 1/2 util. Move in filj * now through Sept. 1. Call 799-6087. SK Spacious, quiet 2 BR/1BA 2 miles from USC rr y CH/A $410.781-0544 ' Large 2 Br,Ba turn. apt. central air, pool, ex 1.2 miles to campus. $600 + util. 799- tla 7404 ? Furnished condo at Plaza Centre (2009 Me Greene St., 5 Pts.) 2BR/1BA $600 mo. Call me | 345-5543. up i WALKING DISTANCE TO USC " 79 Park Circle * Plaza Centre ? " * Place on the Greene Ch [ Furnished & Unfurnished available imi 1 Studios $375-5400 791 1 Bedrooms $450-5575 [~~ 2Br /1 Bath $500-5550 A . ! 2 Br 12 Bath 5665-5750 a ^ Edisto Condo: 1 Br $475. Thornwell Ct: 2 Br $475. A Woodrow St: Lg. IBr $500. p ^ 3 Br /1 1/2 Bath House / Rosewood $ 570. f, oan laivumahk MtSUUHCfcS 799-0858 S, Hope Ave. Apts. 1 & 2 BRs. Luxury, CH/A, DW, stove, refrtdg., WD in Rosewood area. Lease with ret. $365-$395mo. 787-7059. M USC turn. 2 BR townhouse, 2 BLKS., from campus. Avail, immed. $515 a mon, Call ' Jen at 254-1854 V\l USC Area th 1 BR apt. furnished and cable included, $275. 2 BR apt. furnished $450. Exclusive p. 2 story, 2BR townhouse furnished $575. ' Call 252-2642 , ? 6 miles from campus, 2 BR. Duplex apt. with cent, heat & air, W&Dcon., No pets. $400 C< /mo. + Sec. Dep. Call 782-7155 Q, Luxury apts. near USC/5Pts. 2BR/2BA, Race on the Greene. $600mo. and Dl 2BR/1BA with W/D, Raza Centre, $525mo. p. 256-4151. 3BR fum. apt. 1 block from USC. Avail. Aug. 20, 1994. $500mo + $250 sec. dep. 750-4945 or voice beeper 931-6444. R( Rental Hotline-799-6483 C< (Free rent/mairrt. specials) R. wuituub, ctinj nouses ^______ a Private room for rent to female dose to ? USC. Call 799-5274 for interview. Ba Nil Rosewood Area. Why Rent? Own your pE own place while you go to USC. Less than $460 mo. 2 br./1ba. Ready to move Dl! In condition. Call Daryl 736-5871 or *? 252-7488. First Reality, MM Driggers BIC- Seve elem USC eff./studio $300, turn, w/ util, 324 Wha- homi ley & 1414 Gregg. 4 BR $760. 777-8458 M-F. FREi care. CannonOale Mt. bike ( Blueberry Ed.) New -? tires / seat $325 OB. Call 799-1021 Neec Tues FOR SALE Club, Smith Corona Personal Word Processor PWP 4200. Full Wordprocessing capabili- l lie ' ties. Under service contrad until 8/96. Only clin9 one year old. $150/OBO. #544-0175 ?pe,n_ Call i Bike! Bianchl folding bike, new in box $275. Nishiki, men's 12 sp. $ 90. Nishiki, women's H.c. 12 sn liko now <tinn rail 771-?oac r101"' ?^ - ? hours Brand new Solo Flex. Paid $600 Take BO. a.m.-< Call 799-3376 or 787-5656 ???????_StocK Full size mattress set. Brand new. (Still in i~h<s plastic). Must sell. $99 (Queen - $169, King - $225). Can deliver. 256-0559 . g0n7 Sotabed and 2 cushioned chairs, good con- Want dition . Call 794-5206 and leave a message baH For Sale: 2 tickets to the Rolling Stone y?ur Concert. Call 790-0103 after 5:00 pus I (777.! For sale 2 area rugs for dorm room or apt. One rug is Navy and other is Rose. $45 ea. Stage Call 779-5750. Theat ideal. Going out for business sale. W/Ds, labort stoves, refrigerators, $125 & up. Free Wage delivery + guarantee. 786-2200. Also do resurr repairs. histor] 11*1 An Colise SC 2? For Sale: ROLLING STONE CONCERT TICKETS. Good seats. 534-0422 HvufnvmpvOTM CRUISE SHIPS HIRING - Earn up to M0^ $2,000 + /mo. on Cruise Ships or Land-Tour * companies. Summer & Full-Time employ- A ment available. No exp. necessary. For info, call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C5374. Need WORK STUDY POSITION as animal care- DOS. taker 111/ custodian available in Riverbanks cationi Zoo animal hospital. Duties will include and le some cleaning, feeding and caring of ani- Motiva mals and assisting vet and techs. Heavy superv emphasis will be placed on upkeep of hosp- banks tal area to include routine cleaning and workfi maintaing supplies and equipment. Prefer ber w major in Biology or Animal Management. "Lights Apply at Riverbanks Zoo Personnel Ofice, 7 30 a M-F, 9-12 and 1-4 and bring PBP-3 form. ty aroi No phone calls. plus pi Wanted: A student assistant for the USC Nn'^nh! men's tennis team. Afternoons 2:30-5:00 + p occasional weekends. This is a salaried po- Nursec sition. Available now through April. Contact 12:45p 544-3290 lor details. Fellow 5318,! Appointment settlers / Telemarketers need- M . ed. Sun.- Thur. 6-9 p.m. Base plus great n incentives. Must have clear enthusiastic ? phone voice. Call between 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. tor interview. 254-3472 Office Asst. to do filing, microfilm ?: preparations, general office responsfcillties, j??' ie... answering telephone and light typing. Work Study Only! $5.00 hr. Please contact , " Dolores Berry at 734-7683. INTERNATIONAL EMPLOYMENT - Make up to $2,000 - $4,000 +/mo. teaching basic conversational English in Japan, Taiwan, or S. Korea. No teaching background or Asian languages required. For. Into, call (206) 632-1146 ext. J5374. 6 PEOPLE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY NO SELLING S6/HOURS PLUS Must be friendly, enthusiastic and enjoy working with the public. Work Mon - Frl. 3 3pm, Sat. 9am - 3pm setting appts. For jersonal interview call Ms. Felix at 9391CQO \A/s% ..Jll *?l? * - svfvc.. 110 mil iicam iiki ngru people Professional couple seeking dependable ndividual for affferschool care for a 6 yr.old ind 11 yr.old. Must have transportation: be villing to transport to activities and provide romework supervision. 2:15-6:00 p.m. Mrhur. and 2:15 -10:00 on Fri. $5.00 per hr. rmo area Please call 749-7844 and leave a nessage. inergetic, enthusiastic, parttime workers leeded. Must like to clean and have 'ansporlation. New company- new pportunity. $6.00 hr. CaD M & M Cleaning. 787-0057 ' * 'art-time workers needed for the ticket ffice at the Carolina Coliseum. Must be ble to work 2 to 3 or more days per week >r shifts 9 a.m. to 1 p.m: or 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. ome night work occasionally. Sorry, no 'ork study. Call 777-5112. /ORK STUDY POSITION as animal ospital caretaker 111/ custodian available i Riverbanks Zoo animal hospital. Duties ill incluse some clearning, feeding and iring of animals and assisting yet and tchs. Heavy empasis will be placed on Dkeep of hospital area to include routine eaning and maintating 3.'s now hiring waitresses and kitchen 5lp. Experienced , but not necessary. For formation call 732-5721' ve Star Pizza, is now hiring delivery drivs and phone personnels. Please call 738?00 ie USC Employment Oft ice, 508 Assembly reet, has two work study positions availtie beginning immediately. Hourly rate is L50. Duties include greeting applicants, ng, telephone and other tasks as asjned. Please contact Barbara Clark, 777121. anted! An enthusiastic, energetic afteren assistant in kindergarten/ afterschool Dgram. If interested call 771-1512 itinnal Whrtbcob ??v?uu.v |.IVV(IVI IIW V/U. mpus sales representative; gain valuable rrience plus substantial earning potenCall 1 -800-345-C AVE. GREETERS NEEDED let people as they come into Sam's, Walirts and other locations. Have them sign for a free gift. Need people all hours. So rk around your schedule. Call Barbara at 1-1962, after 2:00pm. ild care position full-time and part-time radiate openings. Call Pat's Nannies 3-1229 re your looking for a job while ttending school? Tbe Columbia dam's Mark Hotel has full and art-time jobs available , perfect >r students. Come to the Peronnel Office at the hotel, locatd on the corner of Hampton and i oin outre is. Applications are :cepted , Tues - Thurs. from Dam - 4pm. re are accepting applications for ie following positions: ont Desk Clerks estaurant Servers ellpersons oncierge aorpersons artenders ivers acktail Servers ft Shop Clerks jalth Club Attendants >om attendants >oks inquet Set-up issers inquet Servers ght Auditors iservations Sales Agents shwashers I After School" Counselors tral part-time positions open at various entary schools in Columbia. Help with swork, play games etc. 2p.m.-6p.m. $5.00 hr. Roper Services 798-8500 No fee E: Room + Board in exchg. for child 20 hrs. per wk. Prtv. rm., BA, and Call 787-1979. I dishwasher/delivery person. Apply . - Thurs., 2-4pm. at Rockaway Athletic 2719 Rosewood Dr. GREEN JOBS! Office of Waste Reduction and Recyhas three part-time student positions for Fall 1994. Work study is available. '77-8733 for interview, rdiate opening for full or part-time Hostesses and Bartenders. Evening ;. $6-$ 10 per hr. Apply in person 9 S p.m. 304 Meeting St. W. Cola. 794room asst. for freshman chemistry FlevihlA Hauiimo Kami* Un?? ?? wMj.Hiiw t rwuio. iyiuoi vjuaiiiy >rk - study. $4.50 hr. Call Kemper Wit77-2060. ed: Intramural sports otticials. (FootSottball, Soccer, Volleyball). Pick-up application today at the Ottice ot CamRecreation, 202 Blatt P.E. Center, 3261). 1 hands needed tor Carolina Coliseum. ?| re, media arts and journalism majors ^ Job involves working as a general % >r for Coliseum events. Hours vary, s: $9 per hour. Please send a || le (informal style fine) with field work s| /. If new to this field, include a general history and briefly tell why you are >3 sted in this position. Mail to: Carolina % mm / 701 Assembly St. / Columbia, Jj 1201 / Attn: Nancy Hanko. No phone || please. jl INTERESTED IN M LOTS OF MONEY? EASY WORK? M GREAT CONDITIONS! WEEK-ENDS FREE! DAY-THURSDAY 4:30 TO 8:00 PM. SK TONYA -16 HOURS $400.00 SK JANICE -12 HOURS $600.00 CALL BARBARA AT 791-1962 ?d - PC Tech Person. Knowledge of ||j Winrinu/c MnHome onH u^riAiie ?nrdi_ 5 used on iBM* clones. CaH 359-3575 ave a brief message of your talents. ited, artistic people who can work un'ised for temporary positions at RiverZoo and Garden in Columbia. Will rom approx. Sept .26 through Novemith set up of Christmas lights for i Before Christmas" event. Hours are .m.-4:30 p.m. M-F, with some flexbiNind classes possible. $4.25 per hour asses and discounts. Apply in person Riverbanks Zoo, M-F, 9-12 and 1-4. ane calls. y help needed Sundays. 10:45am m. $5.00hr. Unitarian Universalist ship of Cola. For appt. Call 796S-7pm ask for Rachel. iring F/PT. AM & PM. Cook, counter ar hop, and shift supervisors,. Apply aily at Sonic's, 287 Harbison Blvd. Looking for... (ceptional person to babysit our 4 old boy. Must be nurturing and prodevelopmental opportunities (ie. js, reading, etc.). Requires own portation and non -smoker. Please 50-5996. Voluntary internship available with top broker at Merrill Lynch. Must be highly motivated and available for 1 year. Great learning opportunity, help in job placement. Serious inquiries only. Call Michelle or Lisa at 7332171. Work Study position available: Assistant to Business Manager Must be accounting or business major, must have good typing, filing and some writing skills, be honest and dependable. Computer programs are Quattro Pro and Word Perfect for Windows. Position 20 hours, available immediately. Salary $4.50 per hour. Work study only apply. Applications available at McKissick Museum. Contact Maria Ballard Seeking highly qualified mature student to work 18-20 hrs. per wk in small office near campus. Should be Freshman, Sophomore, or rising Junior. Non-smoker. Requirements include, excellent, typing skills, familiaritw u/ith VA/r\rHDr>W/\M C 4 r\??-- * ..J ...... I.u.ui OMObl J. I aiiu L/DdSO H. Duties involve data entry, answering phone, and general otfice work. Starling at $5.50 hr. Must be able to work some over Christmas break. Send letter and or resume to: Employment, PO Box 2138, Columbia, SC 29202. Include daytime phone number. PT/FT. Several copy specialists needed. Experience a must. Professional appearance and attitude. Please call Ms. Watson at 779-9778 PT secretary needed. Apply in person at Mycrobytes Computer Center, Colonial Vil-, lage near Dutch Square. 798-8455. I.B.* s now hiring waitresses and cooks , experience preferred, but not necessary. Apply in person & for information call 732-5721 Goat Feathers will be accepting applications for kitchen help, between 2-6 on 8-30-94 . 2017 Devine St. Uve-in with doctor and care for 2 small children. $200 per wk. Plus other PT and FT positions available. Call 798-1229. Bread & Bagel Cafe on Devine is now hiring breakfast / lunch and dinner staff for all positions. (Cook, Kitchen, Waitstaff, Hostess, Cashier, Retail, Bartender, and Maitre D'. Please apply at the Trenholm Plaza location between 3 and 5 p.m. Tues.-Fri. 738-0706 AD DESIGN / GRAPHIC DESIGN STUDENTS! Positions working in creative services area of Student Media. Opportunity to build portfolio. Will be part ot a creative team ot students working in a lively, deadline-oriented, studio environment. Computer skills and familiarity with Aldus Freehand, Adobe Photoshop, Quark Xpress extremely valuable. Apply in person in the office of Student Media, Russell House, Rm 323. PIER 1 IMPORTS Help needed for full and nart-fkn? ninhte and weekends a must. Apply in person . No phone caHs. 7007 Two Notch WORK STUDY POSITION as Animal Caretaker III/ custodian available in Rlverbanks Zoo animal hospital. Duties win include some cleaning, feeding and caring of animals and assisting vet and techs. Heavy emphasis will be ptared on upkeep of hospital area to include routine cleaning and maintaing supplies and equipment. Prefer major in Biology or Animal Management. Apply at Rlverbanks Zoo Personnel Office, M-F, 9-12 and 1-4 and bring PMP-3 form. No phone calls. DEPENDABLE Fall work-study at Pay. Serv. Ctr. Call 777-4864. Wk. hrs. 4-9:15 p.m. Motivated, artistic people who can work unsupervised for temporary positions at Rlverbanks Zoo and Garden in Columbia. WHI work from approx. Sept. 26 through November with set up of Christmas lights tor "Lights Before Christmas' event. Hours are 7:30 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. M-F, with some flexibility around classes possible. $4.25 per hour plus passes and discounts. Apply In person uiiiy cti niveroariKS Z.OO, M-l", S#-1Z and 1-4. No phone calls. Dentist John A. McGeary DMD, 1226 Picken St.. Suite 2 .Columbia 254-3383. Closest dentist to campus. (JSC and MUSC graduate. International students and faculty welcome. Insurances accepted. Get in shape at Lord's Gym - newly renovated. Only 1 block from campus. 1311 Rosewood Dr., 252-0826. 4 month special : $85 for men and $50 for women. Individual workouts and diets provided. We will take you as far as you want to go. GUITAR LESSONS! All styles taught. AH levels accepted. Very reasonable rates. CaM Vince at 772-7704. Students, want to be connected to the Internet, university's mainframe or other computers on campus? Call 359-3575 QPQIKlf? PDPAir 'OIL OCI I TOIDC cann w ?wr?i% w i r?ir o, CMnn CASH & GO FREE!!! Student Travel Services Is now hiring campus representatives. Lowest rates to Jamaica, Cancun, Daytona and Panama City Beach. Call 1-800-6484849. BUY SELL TRADE Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis, games ' and systems. Call 732-3821 tor price quote How To KNOW You Are Going To Heaven. (Recorded Message) 796-7014, Call Now. THIEVES ANTIQUE FLEA MKT. DESKS, CHAIRS, LAMPS, TABLES. Classically affordable nearly new to atq. WED-SAT. 10-6/SUN 1-6. 254-4997 502 Gadsden St. 3 Bike W. COLISEUM. I the holidays. Still wondering I JLi American Red Cross I give blood again. Once more will be fell tor a lifetime. I HHI