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Wednesday, April 6, 1994
Tuffy, Strawbei
The Straw stirs too many drinks hai
In what comes as no sum rise to manv. LA J
Dodgers outfielder Darryl Strawberry checked 1
himself into a drug and alcohol rehab center foe
this week, following his mysterious disap- thj
pearance before the Dodgers final pre-season pei
game. This is the same Strawberry who has in sp<
the past: thi
A: Been audited by the IRS on tax-evasion 1
suspicion.
B: Had a tumultuous relationship with his inf
on-again, off-again wife, including her filing
assault charges. se<
C: When learning of the damaging fires in ^
Los Angeles was quoted as saying, "Let it burn.
I don't live there anymore." in?
Major league baseball has in the past allowed
pitcher Steve Howe to return from numerous
cocaine offenses and let CBS make a
travesty of the game with their so-called ^
broadcasting. ^
And people wonder why children have f
posters 01 basketball and football players
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Spring forward, fall back? |~ 1^
Respite the lack of success of the Gamecock
>tball team last fall... and the fall before |
n... ana (well, you get trie picture) some I
ople may not have noticed, but the spring a
Mts at USC have been incredibly successful |
is far.
Let's run it down: Chicaj
Baseball? (25-9, 3-3 SEC), National Rank- Rhodes
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Men's Tennis? (13-4, 3-4), three con- conseci:
:utive wins over top 15 teams, National good fc
iking?18. Rhodes
Women's Tennis? (15-3), National Rank- gat
1?19- Slu]
Softball? (31-11), National Ranking? Kn(
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Track and Field- one All-American: Ron gec
llis, weight throw, plus numerous NCAA ^rir
lalifiers. City."
<ow, if we can just bottle and save some of in all I
s success... keep up
Tufiy's Projections: months.
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go Cubs' rookie outfielder Karl "Tufiy" fo
began the season with a serious bang, until Gai
blister opened the season with three hoor c
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r those of you wondering... 149 days 1
mecock football/tailgating. i
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t Llinton, nun.'
>oor sap had to stay at the White 1
londay morning to watch the tradister
egg hunt on the lawn. 1
ie had to jump into a plane and get
land in time to throw out the first
he opening day at the Indians' brand>bs
Field.
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ZAA Championship game and sit in a <
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sorry, I lost my mind for a second.
Speaking of "Pig, sooey"...
When Scotty Thurman hit his crucial, soonto-be-game-winning
shot against Duke Monday
night, patrons of Diego's Hog's Breath
Cantina in Little Rock, Ark., began to celeI
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Draie. ui course, ine odvious way ror people
from Arkansas to celebrate is to "pelt the television
set with napkins, beer and tacos" as
they did according to Tuesday's USA TODAY.
Maybe someday they'll stop inbreeding.
First pitch from First Bitch
Hillary Clinton threw out the First pitch in
Chicago at the Cubs game Monday and then
sang "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" with
Cubs announcer Harry Caray after a brief onlir
conversation.
Clinton mentioned her attendance of the
Winter Olympics and some Arkansas' NCAA
roumament games. During her conversation
with Caray, she mentioned, "Maybe, I'll be:ome
an ambassador of sports."
Yeah, and I might start at nose tackle for the
Came cocks this season.
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