Wednesday, April 6, 1994 Tuffy, Strawbei The Straw stirs too many drinks hai In what comes as no sum rise to manv. LA J Dodgers outfielder Darryl Strawberry checked 1 himself into a drug and alcohol rehab center foe this week, following his mysterious disap- thj pearance before the Dodgers final pre-season pei game. This is the same Strawberry who has in sp< the past: thi A: Been audited by the IRS on tax-evasion 1 suspicion. B: Had a tumultuous relationship with his inf on-again, off-again wife, including her filing assault charges. se< C: When learning of the damaging fires in ^ Los Angeles was quoted as saying, "Let it burn. I don't live there anymore." in? Major league baseball has in the past allowed pitcher Steve Howe to return from numerous cocaine offenses and let CBS make a travesty of the game with their so-called ^ broadcasting. ^ And people wonder why children have f posters 01 basketball and football players /[ r . / ? * ? .* * v When \ . Why: V # * *#\" # I lA V %, j 1% II " Y; . 0 V . -'Zk %i o \?'.* v-'A //Pis 1 '/plS rry, First Family iging in their rooms. 1 ^ Spring forward, fall back? |~ 1^ Respite the lack of success of the Gamecock >tball team last fall... and the fall before | n... ana (well, you get trie picture) some I ople may not have noticed, but the spring a Mts at USC have been incredibly successful | is far. Let's run it down: Chicaj Baseball? (25-9, 3-3 SEC), National Rank- Rhodes I? 17. The T Men's Tennis? (13-4, 3-4), three con- conseci: :utive wins over top 15 teams, National good fc iking?18. Rhodes Women's Tennis? (15-3), National Rank- gat 1?19- Slu] Softball? (31-11), National Ranking? Kn( Drr Track and Field- one All-American: Ron gec llis, weight throw, plus numerous NCAA ^rir lalifiers. City." w W$8g&P? v^> Xpi$n vo a ^ ^ Ww gamecock r make for int ^ ~| , Help. Bp "Ahhh Tony Santori hh^hahths' ? there is i Sports Editor another M "Oh, I That'j go Cubs' rookie outfielder Karl "Tufiy" fo began the season with a serious bang, until Gai blister opened the season with three hoor c itive home runs, a walk and a single, Y?u k >r three RBIs. At this current pace Presiden would: The f 1.000 for the season, House b g 3.200 for the season, tional Ea >ck 486 home runs, Then 1 ye in 486 runs, Cleve :ord an on-base percentage of 1.000, Pitc^ ?f1 i the mayoral election of the "Windy newjacc THEN, honesty, I just don't think Rhodes can to l^e N< ?the pace for more than a couple of luxury b I meai s Hi i MM k! ?4V oor sap had to stay at the White 1 londay morning to watch the tradister egg hunt on the lawn. 1 ie had to jump into a plane and get land in time to throw out the first he opening day at the Indians' brand>bs Field. (how horrible is this?) he HAS to go 1 ZAA Championship game and sit in a < ox to watch the game, l, even I would marry Hillary to ... < [ISC-F V ' 6 SN ' i V o V r f ^ \ ? 1 17_ jrts Monday sorry, I lost my mind for a second. Speaking of "Pig, sooey"... When Scotty Thurman hit his crucial, soonto-be-game-winning shot against Duke Monday night, patrons of Diego's Hog's Breath Cantina in Little Rock, Ark., began to celeI -1 i r ? Draie. ui course, ine odvious way ror people from Arkansas to celebrate is to "pelt the television set with napkins, beer and tacos" as they did according to Tuesday's USA TODAY. Maybe someday they'll stop inbreeding. First pitch from First Bitch Hillary Clinton threw out the First pitch in Chicago at the Cubs game Monday and then sang "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" with Cubs announcer Harry Caray after a brief onlir conversation. Clinton mentioned her attendance of the Winter Olympics and some Arkansas' NCAA roumament games. During her conversation with Caray, she mentioned, "Maybe, I'll be:ome an ambassador of sports." Yeah, and I might start at nose tackle for the Came cocks this season. YOU DONT HAVE TO DRINK TO RIDE DRUNK. Medicine can affect your balance, coordination, and vision as much as alcohol. After drinking or taking medication, don't ride. That's \ / the best safety prescription. VSy MOTORCYCLE SAFETY FOUNDATION \y M=5== RSI - Located in Capitol Centre |_ ~ at Columbia Mall ^ 3 788-6051 E = TWILIGHT SHOW 1 - From 4:00-6:00 E $^75all J= 2 SHOWS H Z Student Admission w/ID Z - $4.50 Other Shows ? ^1111111111 rrrrrmP WHER^^^ ARE WORKS OF ART! EXPERT NAIL TECHNICIANS Introductory Special Offer for (JSC Students: $27.00 for a full set of nails rr yi.uu on a manicure $8.00 off a pedicure expires 4-15-94 Monday-Saturday 10:00 am-7:00 pm Walk-ins or appointments welcome. 617 Harden St. 5 Pts. 779-6318 i Grinder* '| * Your:Choic^;*oiiirt Eii?^schkh?iv-:::?i H?rrt: Bwf; Turk??y ? m'tt- ? -- * ? ?-' 1 | Green Peppers I | | I