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v Cremins c< Once again, we have come to the end of another blunderball season, thank God (Help us, Bobby.). Of course, with the passing of another year (and another coach) we must reflect upon the sorry state of Carolina Diunaerball (please, Bobby). Actually, all things considered, it was a tremendously successful campaign for our beloved Gamecocks (if we get Bobby). We managed to fire our athletics director, head coach and nearly all of the assistant coaches (Give all these jobs to Bobby.). Finally. Thus, the search has begun for a new coach (Bobby Cremins). With Mike McGee leading the search, we should finally be able to find a leader fit to carry on the tradition laid by the legendary Frank McGuire (Bobby Cremins). We have the opportunity to make up for our past mistakes and hire a big name coach (Bobby Cremins). Of CGlirCP Uihn 11/rvnlH onioc v-/* wuiov, v*IIJ vvuuiu aii^v/iiw ao successful as Bobby Cremins ever want to come to South Carolina? Sure Cremins played his college ball for Carolina, and sure he has ties to the area, but we need to make that extra effort to show Coach Cremins exactly how much we want, make that need, him. So, here's the deal. We're going to go out of our way to get Coach Cremins. His address is 150 Bobby Dodd Way NW, Atlanta, Ga. 30332-0455. Or don't be afraid to call him at the office, like I did, at (404) 894-5425 and tell him you love him, like I did. You all know what you need to do. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Let's not blow it. And speaking of blowing it, how about our old friends, the Tarheels? I told you I wasn't going to say anything about them, but if I hear anyone else whine about poor little Derrick Phelps bruising his butt, I'm gonna be really sick. For those of you who don't want to know exactly what is going to Please TfSdH 11 BROUGHTTO YOU BY TWO BEERS AND SOME COLD MEDICINE. Alcohol and medicine can affect your balance, coordination, and vision. After drinking or taking medication, don't ride. That's the best \ a 7 prescription for your safety. \w/ MOTORCYCLE SAFETY FOUNDATION^ iheyH The Submission Deadline for the Summer Issue of PORTFOllO Maqazine is now Friday, March 19. Did we fool you? This is absolutely your last chance this year; you may be recognized as a winner in Portfolio's Contest Issue. Bring art, photography, nonfiction, fiction, poetry, & other artsy stuff to Russell House 317. THIS IS IT. ) in e home! TIM THORSEN happen in the NCAA Tournament, ignore the rest of this column. For those of you who want to make obscene amounts of money off of the tourney, take these picks to the bank. Southeast Regional Final: Seton Hall over Kentucky. Hey, trash mouth, you live by the three, and you die by the three. Seton Hall is on a roll, a big ol' jelly roll. And enAoVinn /\f inlKr mile h/\m nknnt o^vuivillg v/i JVlijr 1 v/no, nu w auuui big Luther Wright? Standing 7foot-2, he pushes everybody around when he gets that big butt in there. They've also got the best foreigner in the nation in Arturas Karnishovas. This guy is 6-foot-8 and hits threes like free throws. Plus, what else can you say about Terry Dehere? East Regional Final: As much as I hate to say it, it looks like the Tarheels are going to New Orleans. As usual, UNC is matched up with a bunch of creampuffs, has-beens and never-will-bes. UNC over UMass. Midwest Regional Final: Indiana over Duke. Not much to say here. West Regional Final: Here's the shocker of the century, baby. This is gonna be the ultimate upset special. Get ready for it: Vanderbilt over Michigan. That's right, the smart guys over the crackheads. I'm not exactly sure how it's gonna happen, but I've got a feeling. National Semifinals: Indiana over North Carolina. Vanderbilt r over Seton Hall. c;?ni. \r??,i :. ?n 3 l inai. YdliU) wind ll an. 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