The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 04, 1992, Page 10, Image 10
Inaugural
TIM THORSEN
'Tis the season to be jolly, and ?oes
as we all know, it is much better to (??P}
give than receive. Thus, in keeping |own
with the Christmas spirit, I humbly ^1V(
offer to you this first edition of the ^en
Foolies. And now for the first J^asei
award Ihf snhiecl* hasehall Pass C-U1C
the envelope please... dropj
The Cleveland Browns Foolie,
for making it one step away from
their sports championship game, .
only to miraculously snatch defeat racia^
out of the jaws of victory, goes
to...the Pittsburgh Pirates. addet
The Denver Broncos Foolie for
going one step farther and humili- 10 ^
ating themselves in the champi- ^uti
onship game. Also know as the ^
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The backstroke was one of USC's strenj
Women swimn
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South Carolina's undefeated
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women s swimming team contin- YV1
ued its domination of their oppo- Gamei
nents downing Clemson 210-90. Otl
The Lady Gamecocks were led South
by diver Vivian Alberty, who fin- 50(
ished first in the one and three 5:03.7
meter boards with 256.20 and ? 20C
452.10, respectively. Burns
Freshman Kathleen Wilcox, an ?400
Ann Arbor, Mich., native, was a (Sava<
dual event winner for the Tigers, 3:34.5
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The winner is...the Foolie goes to the boneh
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The Ronnie debacle between Seattle Sc
Garvin "Hands of and the Denver Bronco
Stone" Foolie lor IISC/Arkansas slaughter h?
fielding excellence in the way of excitement ar
to...Pirates second baseman tic value than that dog of a :
s I forgot he was run out of Anyone, like me, who ;
by angry mobs with guns, stayed up and watched th;
:s, surface to air missies, and of filth ought to have the
udo tapes) Royals second examined. Those four h(
man Jose Lind. Comprende, doom set back the sport of
o. Unfortunately, Chico sional football about 50
)ed his trophy, stepped on it, Word is that Paul Tagliat
:d it around and just generally been on the phone wi
;led it trying to pick it up. McKenzie Brothers trying I
te Darryl Gates Foolie for a trade between the NFL ;
1 harmony goes to Cincinnati CFL.
owner Marge Schott. As an Reportedly, Tagliabu
J bonus, Schott and her Nazi offered both the Seahawks
will receive a one-way ticket Broncos for the Winnipe
e black township of Soweto, Bombers and a copy of
1 Africa. There she'll get what movie Strange Brew.
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gths in downing Clemson, 210-90.
iers remain undefeat<
ig first in the 100 and 200 200 Medley Relay: USC
de events with times of 52.99 (Albert, Henninger, Wo
53.55, respectively. Fraas) 1:49.09
th the victory, the Lady 200 Backstroke: Mi
cocks improved to 8-0. McCarthy 58.30
ter first place winners for 100 Breaststroke:
Carolina included: Henninger 1:06.60
3 Freestyle: Sheri Burns 200 Breaststroke: Kristin
6 2:21.95
) Individual Medley: Sheri One Meter Diving: >
2:09.09 Alberty 256.2
Freestyle Relay: USC Team Three Meter Diving: A
>e, McCarthy, Iddings, Fraas) Alberty 452.1
6 1000 Meter Freestyle:
Burns 10:18.88
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:ahawks now realizing that they stink. quack m
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years. Super Bowl last year. Their season shells tha
)ue has is epitomized by their humiliating after cor
th the loss to the hapless Phoenix intended
[o work Cardinals. and well,
and the And they have the nerve to think U.
they can beat someone like San The J
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College basketba
COLLEGE BASKETBALL
I Ok. So now the college basketball !^0Sf.ren
season is officially in full swing pV
with th% completion of the ^hns W<
Preseason NIT Tournament. man Poss
Here's a real shocker: Indiana Michiga
won! And here's another stunner:
ice melts at temperatures above 32 ^7?
degrees Fahrenheit! i, r
Do you get the point? Canisus
Actually, the Hoosiers were test- ^eo s
ed twice, once by Florida State and Well,
once by Seton Hall in the Finals. Maiathon
Indiana forward Calbert Cheaney w0|
(he is sooo smooth!) lit up the scheduled
'Noles and Pirates for 34 and 36 *rom ltle
points, respectively. Even General a^ ^av*
Knight thought that Cheaney Sisters of
played "great." Yep, Bobby actual- a fa ^ P
lle Ph0,? iy said "great" without referring to a
himself! ~ 'woHUC
This week gave us a couple of weeKena^
/i upsets and a few close calls. porarily s
b-'Vj. My how the mighty ACC has 1 unkings.
fallen. UNC-Wilmington! 96, N.C. MlchlS
Team q0 seahawks. going to
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tck is doomed to a season appears to have come to a close,
ory, forced to watch mul- and thank you Mr. May for your
rceptions and passes that kind contribution. The drive totaled
lost foul. The Redskins five cents, but it was those five
decent if they could get a cents that, I feel, made the differick
the caliber of say, a ence.
litchell. Amazingly, I received the donaing
of horrible quarter- tion the day before Mourning
e Wright Mitchell Foolie signed, so just maybe...
ing ineptitude goes to In closing out the semester, I
quarterback Patrick Sapp. would like to personally thank the
nson bomb squad is still few literate people out there who
defuse some of his mortar took the time to read and, hopefult
got lodged in the ground lv, eniov the various Fools this
tiing nowhere near their semester.
receiver. The scud is alive In addition, I would like to espe,
and flying around Moo daily thank the even fewer of you
who took the time to write in and
eff Raulston Memorial express your hatred towards me.
or dunking proficiency Sure, it's easy to leave death
3brad Ignjatovich for his threats on an answering machine,
ing dunk attempt Tuesday but I'm truly impressed when I get
inst Florida Tech. Letters to the Editor questioning
you were wondering, die my upbringing and heritage.
Mourning Salary Drive Until next semester.
11 season in full swing
Memphis State. Duke hasn't played a REAL
The biggest game yet. This one could go either
scare went to the wav The Wolverines have mnre
0 Fab Five from talent than the Blue Devils.
Michigan who Michigan has revenge on their side
?I could've and losing to Duke twice last year. But
should've lost to remember, the game is in Cameron,
owned Rice Owls. But... Duke just doesn't lose the big
pulled it out thanks to ones at home. Call it Duke by six.
ibber who played like a Maybe 77-71.
essed. If not for Webber, Kansas against Indiana at
n would have been Indianapolis. This one should sell
OUT! out the Hoosier Dome. Of course in
ng of blowouts: Kansas Indiana, they could sell out the
athon Oil 54. Duke 110, Hoosier Dome for elementary
62. Georgetown 88, St. school girl's basketball.
These two teams are probably
at least Kansas against the most fundamentally sound on
Oil was an exhibition. the planet. This one is as tough to
rd as to whether USC has call as the other game, but Indiana
1 a game versus the boys has played a couple of tough teams
Shell station yet. They already. Let's go with the Hoosiers
: to settle for Our Little by a bucket. 70-68.
Mercy. Whoops! They're Of course, our beloved
aying Clemson. Oh well. Gamecocks take on UNC in the
tore serious note, their are Diet Pepsi Tournament of
jE games happening this Champions Friday night in
These two should tern- Charlotte.
ettle the Top Five in the Santa Claus, if you're listening,
all I want for Christmas is a win
;an at Duke. If you are over Dean's boys. And please, no
watch one game all year, more coal this year! No matter how
:e it this one! Michigan much I plead, neither one is gonna
id on Tuesday. Well, as happen. The North wins by 20.
chigan can look.
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