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JU Top five tear _______ / COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW ^ ? ^ The college football season's mid-point has been reached and it [ Cihk is business as usual among the . . . , ... Arkan nation s elite. The Top 10 teams are the same cxc"f,c old croup, with Miami and come' Washington once again battling for p the top ranking. The question facing these two aiven teams is whether anyone will step c, forward .as a serious threat to their 1 y' o pass re supremacy? 1 T Can Alabama, Texas A&M or behind Colorado keep themselves unbeaten ^ ^uoe or will they fold along the way? ^ ^ And just how good is Stanford or L ; Syracuse, the last remaining chal- uC ^ lenges on Miami's and Washington's schedules. " c.ns< This weekend Alabama faces a ei^u~!j Tennessee team that is asking itself c how it could blow the Arkansas O Canada TIM THORSEN j||f ^ Ahhh! The thrill of victory and the agony being a pathetic bunch of losers who coulc beat the Braves in a National Leas Championship Series if the Atlanta team pi; crashed on the way back from Three Rivers. And now for some totally random thoug from Game 7. I wonder if the celebration at Pittsburg Clark's Bar and Grill has stopped? Poor Andy Van Slyke. First his team pulls biggest choke in the history of the NLCS, ; now he has to be surgically removed from c ter field in Atlanta Fulton-County Stadium. Jose "Chico" Lind is the recipient of the 1 "Me bueno fieldero, Me win gloveo de < / i l i* ?: \ \if . i_ , Vguiu giuve ioi yuu nauves;, me inane biggest erroro in the history of beisbol" aw for NLCS fielding excellence. And in a related award, Lind was chosen unanimous winner of the "Bill Buckner Aw for Fielding Excellence in a Clutch Situation.' On the award front, Stan Belinda was the r away winner of the "Charlie Liebrandt Aw for Excellence in Postseason Relief." And now for the Bonehead Quote of Week, heretofore to be known as i McCarverism of the Week. The quote, by C analyst Tim McCarver, goes a little someth like this: "You know, Sean, Sid Bream is only guy the Braves fans chant "Sid" for." No kidding, McCarver. Whaddya think tl would chant for Terry Pendleton, huh? I wouldn't exactly sound right, now would MEEZnE 70's RO A MULTI-MEDIA PRESENTA' g DRAKE 1 SUNDAY RUSSELL ^ <m (V /%? % p] / "STAYING ALIVE" A t : '* 4 1/ zmf THIS PROGRAM IS PAID FOR, IN PART ?9 lis should stay ( I game like it did. teams get a bretik this 1 ** \ The Vols season Miami plays Texa j#R hinges on this game, Washington plays at and the Alabama Michigan plays at In< defense will have to should be no problem: ___] be prepared to face guys here. one of the most The ACC has two t offenses in the SEC. ups in Florida St; issee's Heath Shuler and Georgia Tech and 11 isas' Jay Barker are both Virginia. ;nt young quarterbacks. FSU beat North Car l > . i- V .. i i i.ii ... ... i*. . . uama s oiggesi auvaniage a lacKiuster periorn > from specialist David quarterback Charlie :r. Dubbed the "Pocket have too much tab t," Palmer has consistantly Jackets and will win I the Tide a game breaking tial margain. vhether it be a kick return or Virginia is still ;ception. wounds from the stun nessee will have 96,000 fans Clemson last week, them, which will give them runningback Terry Kir boost. The main concern for but UNC just doesn' >ls is Alabama's blitzing line- well against the Cav s. If they can contain them, have impressive de alance of Tennessee on receiver positions. 2 coupled with the thought of Oklahoma faces >back SEC losses should be Colorado, a bit of a m i to defeat the Tide. Colorado was a bit si ee of the nation's Top 5 6-0 win over Miss ! Jays to sto Buddy, what WERE you smoking? Of course ki h ^irt ic thp r?iilv on\7 lhp\7 /^honl "Qirt" frvi- inct I like you are the only one they chant "Idiot" Harry Caray may be dumb, but at least he's 120-years-old and has had a stroke. And how about The Flash, I mean Atlanta first baseman Sid Bream. This guy goes 0 to 60 of in half an hour.^ In t When he took off from second, I took off for ?ue my kitchen lookin' for a beer, I didn't have any, ane so I went to the store, got back, ordered a pizza, ate it, changed the channel, watched the debate and turned back in time to see him round third base. h's I mean, come on, this guy is without a doubt, the slowest two-legged creature on God's green the Earth. and This guy's got more metal in his legs than en_ Sparky has in his head. Of course, he is still sale, irst Enouch about the NLCS. now we talk about aro the Gamecocks who couldn't win a seven-game the series if we gave them seven years, ard I'm having a hard time finding the score from this past week. I know we lost, but can anybody the tell me how bad Bye beat us. And now for the infamous vote. Supposedly, the team voted to have Sparky fired. Who am I un~ kidding, saying supposedly? And now for a few ard comments on that. Who do they think they are, and why should the their vote count for more dian everyone else in 'he Columbia. We've been calling for head for BS weeks, and no one has listened to us. inS And now for a brief story. I woke up today, the but 1 wasn't ready to. My roommates and I voted to ask the sun not to rise, but it did. And you iey know, my calculus classmates all think the subSid ject has passed our professor by, so we voted to it? ask him to quit. V Let Us ITONBY^ARRY kF?r *jL Emission U BY STUDENT ACnVITIES FEES tr f), A MULTI-ME K^IIV. VL^UIIIWtU >n top week. Okla s Christian, medi Oregon and Tf Jiana. There and s for the big vine team good match- but ite against woul [NC against B< State olina despite team nance from P( Ward. They estal "nt for the losir >y a substan- Bosti prov licking it's Desf ming loss to the I The loss of State by will hurt, S; t match up thori 'aliers, who Wesi :pth at the featu the 1 undefeated Loof lystery team, worl laky in their Grav ouri while victo mp I Then I started sporting gods, bu voted to ask him I Then the guy onions on my bur us in line voted to Then I didn't g It's the mailman' pie at our boxes v Then it raine clothes. I asked C didn't. A bunch resign. Here's an idea so smart, coach y< It'd be a great i Before every p 90 of you, and v< be classic. Of course, Parlaimentary Pr price of admissior And now for < Fool Math! (Slant Sunday, the Dr Seahawks 27-0. I story is that the J 52 total net yards. At that rate, it gain a mile. Tha average gain of 1 yards (somewhat run 230 plays. T yards per rush. Come on, even own feet and fall ry. At that rate, would have to car Their passing a tven wngnt Mite Nah. rmm Transfoi Hallowei Mezmerelda W Widows Web PI Terminator II G< Ali Baba G? Psycho Sp Morticia Se Gomez Fa Batman C Vampire Fc Overhead Masks, Haunted House S Candy, Decoratio no IEQH0BEB1QBQEUI \3 5 Assembly St. . itch Square Shopp DIA PRESENTA DRAKE SUNDA RUSl m THEA F ^ ' 3GRAM IS PAID FOR, IN PART l rv of polls p ihoma looked poor againsl a I locre Texas learn, le Bull's are looking for respect need to heal Oklahoma con- pfl ingly in order to keep their in the Top 10. They will win, | 0 not by the big margin they d like. !|j is ton College plays at Penn in a must win eame for both s. " | O mn State would like to reilish its winning ways after |:j|| ?g a brutal game to Miami. f on College will be lookine to 1 _ e they are a top-notch team. ? ^ >ite their obvious motivation, iagles just aren't as good Penn """" /racuse, the last remaining ii in Miami's side, plays at [ Virginia. The Mountaineers From re one of the top runners on Th ^ast Coast in Adrian Murrell. ming ; for a lot of offensive fire- their <s in this game as Marvin and I es leads the Oransemen to a the S ry. " Th and \ ^ Lead Jraves writing this sacrifice to the t my editor didn't like it. We :o quit. in the Grand Marketplace put j ger. I never ask for onions. All i ask him to quit. et any mail. Surely I had mail. I s fault. Me and the three peo- 5Ki oted to fire the mailman. d. I was wearing my good [ }od to make it stop raining. It I of us voted to ask God to' for the team. If you guys are I ourselves. limmick. I lay, you could huddle up, all I ate on the next play. It would hearing you try to use I ocedure would be worth the Hi >ome quick (drumroll, please) 1 and applaud now.) dlas Cowboys beat the Seattle I 3ut that's not the kicker. The jeahawks had a grand total of They didn't get but 52 yards! would take them 34 games to I t's two years. That's also an I .3 yards per piny. Toget 300 I average) they would have to I heir rushing average was 1.7 Rob DeBoer can trip over his I for more than 1.7 yards a car- H to rush for 100 yards, they 17 the ball 59 times, verage was 0.9 yards per pass, hell could.... WM9M I m You x\ B en.I ildcat \. / i an torn \ >rilla ;nghis Khan liderella ' norita ( try Sprite heerleader >r ALL AGES Wigs, Make-up | jk applies. Favors, ( Halloween) , Tns Vshopty j l? i MU: OBWaSES \nU(tyj 779-2290 /*" ing Center .772-8877 18499-56 | SSSIh i TION BY BARRY w Y, OCTOBER 18 ' 5ELL HOUSE 1. TRE 7:30 P.M. REE in Admission \mush Kg . BY STUDENT ACTIVITIES FEES. iriaay, uctober 10, iwz DOtball: 1fi USC vs. Mississippi State 1:00 RM.I . 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