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Cowboys to 1 Monday nigh NFL WEEKEND T Week four in the NFL saw the tra- th|-iiier jn the ditional powerhouses reclaim their Tampa Bay top spots, with Buffalo and San wjn Qn ,{ yjn Francisco defeating Uteir opponents. down pass (Q The Buffalo Bills remained unde- onds jej( -j j. feated at 4-0, thumping the Patriots recoi(j at 34 Sunday 41-7. The Bills rolled into Minnesota 1 the second half after leading the (h Rp Pais only 60 at the half. d A(|a? Ihe San Francisco 49ers regained Jay han(Je(] p their customary place atop the NFC 17,3 m. West with a 16-10 win over the race a dojll ( Saints in the Super Dome. San ,UKj Minnesota Fransisco place kicker, Mike Cofer, (}reen pay , reestablished himself by hitting 3 of marks whl]c 3 from distances of 40, 26 and 42 rear a(' j 3 yards. The Saints' defense was Meanwhile excellent in holding the usually pittS5Ur"h's It potent ^an rrancisco oriense to only q sjlutout ()j- 5 16 points, a far cry, from its past between the three 31-point efforts. New Orleans share a 3 blew a chance to win when a Bobby por the n Ilebert pass was intercepted in the Seattle 19-17 end-zone by Eric Davis. Uieir AFC Ea: Get the ball! 1 n USC rugby team meets rival Clemson Saturdj Betl \ Vo Gr He Th B Dattle Eagles in it showdown . lotAl, ?. .. Alabama vs. South Carolin Iampa Bay Jets 18-10. Kansas C ity trounced the snapped its 15-game, Raiders, 27-7. Georgia Tech vs. NC State road losing streak Week 5 looks to he the battle of Purdue VS Northwestern while also stopping the undefeated. Miami is at 3-0 with _ _ Detroit's home-win newly aquired TE Keith Jackson, Florida State vs. Miami streak, with a 27-23 and they head into Rich Stadium to Notre Dame vs. Stanford Silver Dome. take on the 4-0 Buffalo Bills. First ... . . ~ _ came from behind to place in die toughest conference in aS in9 on vs- ou^ ern ^ nic Testaveide touch- the league is up for grabs when the Denver VS. Kansas City ron Hall .will,49 sec- Dallas Cowboys meet the Philadelphia VS. Dallas us win put iampa s Philadelphia Eagles to decide and a lie for first with "numero uno" in die NFC East The Chicago vs. Minnesota he Vikings rumbled already-hot NFC Central gets even Detroit vs New Orleans als 42-7. Chicago out- hotter when Minnesota plays host to ita 41-31, and Green Chicago, and Tampa Bay plays 'ittsburgh its first loss, Indianapolis. If Chicago beats ikes the NFC Central Minnesota and Tampa Bay defeats me with Tampa Bav the Colts, the Bucs could be all bv TV /f 1 4- ^ 1.-* ^11 i in first, Chicago and their lonesome atop the NFC lVlllCIlCll (J in second with 2-2 Central. Kansas City's rout of Los J Detroit brings up the Angeles sets up a batUe for first in the AFC West when the Chiefs col- 1 in the AFC Central, lide with Denver Sunday. >ss and Houston's 27- Not to be overshadowed by all i an Diego created a tie these great games is the match TIM THORSEN two teams. Each of between the winless Pauiots and the I i-1 record. O'fer Jets. One of these poor teams Let me get this straight, r jcord Miami edged will finally get their first win of the Tomorrow we can see the matchup N and the Rams ended season at the Meadowlands. of the year, Florida State at Miami, r st tour by beating the on free television or we can order q the South Carolina-Alabama game \ on pay-per-view. Wait a second, t ?? FSU-Miami, free; USC-Alabama, v $20. What the hell are you people c ' thinking? We can't get 60,000 peo- I pie to show up for our games live, t< and someone actually thinks people t! will spend $20 to watch us get s I murderized by 'Bama. Come on, f no way anybody to buy B And speaking of drug induced, ( It \ hey Terry Chick and David Palmer, s \ * ijuu > IUI yuu. ^ Wr / JAjTyS. * News Flash: starting quarterback ,( w&W I Wright Mitchell has quit tiic footE/ ball team. In a related matter, Todd & Moore down B i sign, which read "Need 1 clumsy, ^ useless ex-USC player to help us sell shoes with current employee Jeff Roulston. Shouldn't have a H ?Hb Stephanie NewlirVThe Gamea,ck Roulston's 1.7 points a game. Time J \y at 1:00 on P.E. fields B and C. on die bench preferred. Must not be { :er Than ted Columbia's BEST PJ eat Live 1VI us i c ! ? Tonight Kyle Fuller ? Saturday Jim LeOlane TT y\ O _ ippy nour pm- op111 le Best Big Screen in 5 P raves Playoff and All Fc ? 636 Harden St. ? "In the Heart of 5 Points" 779-7979 a Alabama 21-13 Georgia Tech 24-17 ruruue ou-iu Florida State 23-21 Notre Dame 42-28 California Washington 35-10 Denver 17-13 Philadelphia 28-7 Chicago 28-17 New Orleans 17-14 ' [uits team: SO? al any good at what Whaddya want? TD. What's that? In a related mat- Monday night Jimmy Johnson, ter, results of the coach of the Dallas Cowboys and first Sportin' president of the Hair Club for Men. Fool/The Gamecock will be dodging the objects thrown >oll are now beginning to come in. from his adoring Philly fans. "I've Vith 37 percent of the precincts been hit in the head with a battery, eporting, we have a dead heat. The beer and snowballs," Johnson said, luestion: What do you think about "And even after all that, my hair Wight Mitchell quitting the foot- still looks and feels natural. Did I >all team? There is an early three- mention that I can even go swimvay tie among: "Big Deal," "Who ming? Did I?" ares," and "So." And now our Bonehead Of The 11 ^ \\r~ fa wfoaH 1 1UI1I Uit/ VVIICU llcivc YVC LJ\J lie vvtciv: V* lUt ItttlVU Wlglll OIU11C o Deserve This?" file, the NFL has was a little bit excited after catchhis jewel of a game for us. The ing his first career touchdown. So lunday Night TNT matchup is 0-4 much so that he fell all over the Jew York at 0-3 New England, concrete sidewalk in front of atriots quarterback Hush Millen Cleveland s Dawg Pound, trying to aid, "I don't see it breaking any celebrate. Now. along with being ecords for NFL TV ratings one ot the ugliest animals with >s?? it s a clunker. Well *. "f a <"> aid Hugh. Palsies coach Dick h* knee 10 remlnd hlm 01 hls stu" dacPherson added, "True Jets fans ?1,!,^' m,- u m KI i-, , , r ... BWhat a turnaround! With 99 pernd true New Ensland fans will . ^ , cent ot the precincts reportins, we rant to watch Well, Dick, I have a M, >c winner in~ (he rould rather Roseanne dance Spor|in. F(x)1/The Gamecock ntked in Jell-0 while singing the Remember the subject was Wright National Anthem, than yout patliet- Mitchell quilting the football team, c excuse tor Pee-Wee football. The surprise winner is "Wright low could anybody with a pulse wh0?" And I thought you people dually go to this game? TNT's couldn't make a rational decision, ot a bomb all right. Of course I didn't think you could Okay now, imagine that annoy- read, write, or form a sentence for ng guy at the football games, that matter. ... . !v* ,, / Ever! *> [ZZA 'oints for otball! , /