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Aikrnan can't.
Eagles chances ? a knee and a
prayer, or a prayer and a knee.
Warren Moon: too bad you
won't ever get to a Super Bowl.
You deserve to.
Best defense in the AFC ? the
Orange Crush. Go Broncos!
Oops! Did I forget to talk about
the rest of the AFC Central? What
AFC Central?
H<*v M;trfv Schottenheimer. how
does it feel to know you could sell
your soul and still not be able to
beat Denver in a big game?
Wouldn't it be nice if the
Raiders team plane crashed? Of
course not, but I sure wouldn't
mind.
Hey Nose Candy, I mean Todd
Marinovich, need a lawyer?
Division winners: Denver,
Houston, Buffalo, Philadelphia,
Detroit and New Orleans.
Wild cards: Kansas City, New
York Giants (Wrong!) Jets, Miami,
Dallas, San Francisco and
Minnesota.
AFC Championship Game:
Denver 20, Houston 17.
NFC Championship Game:
Philadelphia 6, New Orleans 3.
Super Bowl: Denver 17,
Philadelphia 14.
Hey Charlotte, when can I order
my playoff tickets. Larry Johnson,
Kendall Gill and Alonzo Mourning
? the future is here for the
Hornets.
Shaq, get used to losing. You too
Laettner.
I can't wait to see Charles
Barkley playing for Phoenix.
Another year, another choke for
the Blazers.
Now that Larry Bird is gone,
maybe Chris Mullin will get the
credit he deserves.
Shawn Kemp ? Sonic boom!
Terry Catledge wouldn't let Shaq
wear number 33. Does Disneyland
need one slightly big-headed exbasketball
player to run the spinning
teacups?
Eastern Conference Playoffs: 1)
Chicago, 2) New York, 3)
Cleveland, 4) Boston, 5) Atlanta, 6)
New Jersey, 7) Charlotte, 8)
Detroit.
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NBA Finals: Phoenix 4, Chicago
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On a totally serious note, Assistant S[
September 5 is going to be a ser
momentous occasion for the USC , ,
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toolball team. I can wait, and I Swimmi
am going to cheer like hell tor in Auousl
Carolina from five hours before yh(f ^ra
kickoff until I get back to my captajn piac
apartment later the next morning. 1 [i<mc of ^ (
might not be able to get out there behind secc
and kick any Bulldog rear. But the wjn)
least I or any of you reading this Qlvmnic bi
can do is give the guys your total ^ finishe
support.
Carolina 27, Georgia 23.
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lior Anne Marie Wozniak turned in a
performance at the U.S. Senior National
Championships in Mission Viejo, Calif.,
nd Island, N.Y., native and USC team
:ed fourth in the 50-meter freestyle with a
31 seconds. Wozniak finished .06 seconds
>nd place, which was tied,
ler of the event was 100-meter summer
onze medalist Angel Martino. Wozniak
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competing in dual meets in the 50-meter
The 1992 Olympic Trials participant in
freestyle was also named South Carolin
valuable swimmer. "*
Wozniak believes the team will be suc<
accomplishing their goals this fall.
"I think we wilf really .have a good team,
very talented people on the team," she said.
South Carolina's women's swimmin
Kelly Parker-Medlin, also received the dist:
being named to the National Coaches List
is a pool of coaches from which the U.S.
coaches are selected.
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Thursday, September 3
Tuesday, September 8
Wednesday, September 9
Monday, September 14
Wednesday, September 16
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By TIM THORSEN
Sports Editor
Any student wishing to attend
ieest> e. ^ Qeorgja f00tball game must
. meter pick their ticket up in Room 203
of the Russell House today
. . between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m.
Today is the final day that the
. free student tickets will be distribWe
have
uted, and distribution for the first
two days has been lower than last
S?>ach- year. '
The Georgia game has been sold
N c lsl out, and the only way to get a ticket
is to pick up your student ticket.
Drkshops For
t Organizations
presidents & treasurers must
>p to continue to be recognized
be eligible to receive student
ol year. Only those officers
op will be eligible to sign
nts for their student
in the Russell House
blowing dates:
4-5p.m. Greek Groups Only!
3:30-5p.m.
3:30-5p.m.
3:30-5p.m. J*
3:30-5p.m.
d a renewal workshop and
riday, September 18, 1992
gistration, call 777-5780
ir's workshops, call 777-2654
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