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Sports wish list cor By AARON SHEININ Sports Editor As the holiday season nears, my elves and I have compiled a "Gamecocks Sports Wish List" If Santa happens to pick up his copy of the paper, maybe he would be so kind as to grant a few of the requests. Some of them may seem a little far-fetched, but they are for a good cause. A mrniit that nans nut Nn mr*rp. nlavp.rs who ran't make 700 on the SAT, who take their frustrations out on others or who transfer to another school. Football players who look like they want to play. Please Santa, no more players who only go through the motions. Basketball players who don't believe their own press. St. Nick, must we suffer again? Twenty-four games of consistent play would be nice. No more excuses. "Hey, we screwed up. We should have known about it." Santa, do you think we could teach the coaches that it's OK to screw up and admit it. A bowl victory before the end of the century. We've tried eight times, don't you think it's our turn? Don't answer that A ir NCK1F&*! COUPON - --fl I 1CX)% cotton 11 j BAJAS IseJL J |9.95 ifrfl with coupon | ?fl/ 4F Gamecock i I A \S ti ' COUPON """" / ARMY NAVY f " k. nposed for Santa 1 Tournament (NCAA, not NIT) appearance for the basketball team. Just tell Kentucky and Arkansas they've had their turn. Seven games against East Tennessee State. Bear Bryant returns from the dead to coach the Gamecocks. Shaquille O'Neal transfers from LSU and backs up Jeff Roulston. Beer sold at Williams-Brice and Carolina Coliseum. Beer sold cheap at Williams-Brice and Carolina Coliseum. Gamecocks wear black cm Saturday, at least for the first quarter, just to see if Bob Fulton notices. Tell us if "Sparky" is Coach Woods' real name. And if so, ask him why. Find out what King Dixon is the King of. A win over Clemson, just for the hell of it Have USC fans stay for the entire game, even if we're losing 100-0. I know this is asking a lot but Santa, if you could find it in your heart to grant these poor urchins this list we would be much obliged. *ff y 3&-0u^L(m/? _ S ( ff I^H^ eancAn ^ PIgggg wvugvi i. ^JSP?" Sparkle this holiday season jJ V* with a dazzling new style and all ^ ||j the little extras. Make your j Wy appointment today for a new J style for the holidays...We si also feature complete manicures j and acrylic anails as well as m tanning beds. CALL TODAY! fadloo I ' 631 Harden St. 799-0234 J (upstairs) ^ Ho! Ho! Ho! iff ^QKifciar ~ *^5 A volunteer Santa at Columbia Mall last Christmas wishes of children. Going To A Sunny Island)^ 1 This Holiday? g ? Tan at Southern Exposure E2 r before you go and don't g| 1 worry about burning! I i 7 rr _ ! J r I? B nonaay special. ^ I 2 weeks unlimited $25 ^ ^ 7 visits $20 I (1 FREE VISIT L w/every special purchase) ? | Southern Exposu r The Most Advanced Tannini Uh*.* \ (upstairs) File Photo year waits to hear the ft HP* ire Offers ^ 3 Beds Available! 4 779-8450 ^