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The Far Side I -T- 1 ffTl II 1 w?* r i g k Counselor fej xV> | ^ - L-J 5zr\ ! <ShM 1| - im i J^T "Look ! never would have married him in the first place, but the jerk used a cattle prod." Calvin and Hohbes twu 8E GLW) \ IU. BET. ) SEE. NOJR RECORD IN OFFlCE TO TO I'VE K?--y? \S MISERABLE AND TUE E /PALSIED YOUR fTjt CUAfcAOER \SSUE IS WILING t TOOR SUCMNG I C?) J XCW. Y<m BA5\C PsPPRCNAL \NTWE POLLS. / XJJ RATING &NQNG SW-MEAfc-ODS r ST^lk r^-" * 12- ^ I TUINVC TUE \MAjGE YiE Iw KNOW, SUCW SCME fj NEED TO CREME. fORW HUW\Urf, AND PRESENT D IS, "REPENTANT. BV)T YOURSaF AS. A REGULAR > S LEARNING: sr^-y GW TRSl^TO _ / \ ^ LEARN TUE ROPES v OF A^mFFlCUU A/j!^ \ Jlf/^ V Shoe T WHAT'?0rt n W^U,AT0PM g W? WAVE [^m ^ ^A^M?L ? ^f" B [^ONSTiTUTiOl nrrrnriin ? ncrcncrau# Pursuant to Article VI, Section Student Government Constitution pose of this advertisement is t the Student Body of the follov nosed revisions to the Cnnstitutin revisions will be voted upor the run-off election to be Thursday, April 14, 1988, I 10:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m. 1. Amend Article V, Section striking: Any Student considered fullUniversity policy may be a cand any office. pnH inQortinn* UIIU IIIUUI lllllji Candidates must also meet the mentioned qualifications and time student by University pol 2. Amend Article V, Sectii n striking: Election shall be held within six I nf thp last Haw nf pIbcqpq nf t IU I M 1 W IMil 1 MW J V/ I UIMUUWU W I ?. semester. Gary Larson 1 L / j/WANCHE l "ii"7 Bill Watterson W MAN WE \ LET ME )1(T\G)LTX 1 VOICED UP 'OKO-GRAWM1I UE CMCHC OK* OESHT SOKE SLOG WS. "VOTE OM)! 1H/S TIME. WEIL ?^\UTO SEE NUAT100 00 BETTER." )ESCmil TTMNVC. > 'TO FORfiWE IS DW\NE-NOTE ]/ \ GETmt ,MTT i 3S8\ pR5iipeKir MALI | I 1 Avt \/f lifts* sin si TPtm a [ I ^ *9 i FJMjfv u#?u JI UI/& Tickets for Second City Touri thp nnr. are ava',ab,e at t,ie cpu office, r / |JUI Room 209. Admission is $5 for stu * | for the public. Thursday's performa 0 IllTOrm Carolina Coliseum. A Touch of Faith Gospel Choii i/ing pro- 1 a concert at 4 p.m. Sunday in th Washington Auditorium. Admissioi n. These Health 1 during j A mutual-help support group I , molested as children continues to m nem on I to 8 p.m. each Monday on campus. f"r*rmr?tinn rail Fl<?jmr?r DpIPn nf 11 letween The Rehab litation Counselii USC is accepting clients for evenii services. The sessions are free and b< each Thursday. For more infor 1/r\ L 777-8131. I \fc) DV * Part AIDS awareness n ' School of Public Health will presen from 12:30 to 1:45 p.m. Wednesday Public Health Room 104. The American Cancer Societ; TimP h\# i aKing control: iNutrmon anu ca IIIIIC Uy Gf t^eir Celebrations in Educafioi ij j x x noon to 1 p.m. Thursday at Belk's llUdlC lUl the auditorium room. Admission is South Towers will sponsor i from 1 to 4 p.m. Thursday in the ! Lobby. DreviOUS- -ac.tr ucaivbe a full- OP licy. YOUR on 2 by isA [6) weeks he spring I Ratt II. ^^Ejl<rullrc ft0 Rodents H -fHRft jv see * Mem WT/JANKS... ^ AHP/ "SA ftt- ..i. ?**??? w $&<"/ afriil whynor?.. fi?cavs? mare/f ficoutu wfom hori giving rncstpenr is note fw?hr>. a?atr tj ( conc?rne& mtu affabilir 1 Awtitc... I 7/l\N*r/?ir**'L ,rr n,TK Bloom County our new v.r-elect ms pemtnpep -me cum so once ammthat a nomination vote all in mvo* of is not wptm unless ofvs as our the v.r nominee rs '&s v.r nominee ?~. i in attef/pytnce... ^ , ^sSsL^ I yuu/ YOU yes. wen. if srn MtLROAPeP 'dtU. AT We P0MV50N j ve turn -mecAr /mm?nt, swulpzsk, npiuf. AtiMUamo ix w* HP'S ptUMf. HF.'S ^vsr tN seconpmwm nm oe i i passbpout a xaioia/s tr^u- *#Sl \ *-'* ^ I 0 I rjrm?* XZfort R , . ;1 RWMW6 _ mMZP* v.) ? 11 jDatebo< itre ng Company L__ J s~y v " Russell House >?* 1 | C^?/y/^T\ P~s^\ idents and $9 f } I I /sj I ,nce will be at ^V/ ?^ ?ts5r? MW^tAIt ^ ?is free- .^?j The Open Door Wellness Walk, a one ri ) for women fun wai|c> wju be Thursday, starting on Gre eet from 6:30 Street next to the International Food F For more in- Registration will begin at 1:30 p.m., the walk 7-2732/5217. star( at 2 n.m. Free T-shirts will be available. ng Clinic at lg counseling sgin at 5 p.m. Movies mation, call Russell House, 777-7130 lonth, USC's Dr. Strangelove at 9 p.m. tonight. Adt t a film series sion is $1. j in nf A f? nisi no Arimnn Qt 0 n m ThnrcHot/ mission is $2. / will present Nickelodeon, 254-3433 inter" as part Kangaroo at 7 and 9 p.m. Tuesday, rl series from South Towers Meetings The Tae Kwon Do Club meets every IV day and Wednesday from 3 to 4 p.m. in the C bative Room of the P. E. Center. The public i vited to watch or participate. The Judicial Board will meet at 4:30 j f a^ai/ in L/iiccoll Uaiico U aam 1 f\ 1 The Chess Club will meet tonight at p.m. in Russell House in Room 301 The USC Equestrian Club will meet at p.m. tonight in Russell House Room 332. Students for L.ife will nresent a movie pi ed "A Matter of Choice" at 7:30 p.m. tonigl Russell House Room 302. % Robb Lane j| P WOLPV" 9 1 J?- LIKE TO m GutSs - yEf> yeJtfiasr rHMF/5 M ?g\fc /V/Y/T. CurrzR - M ir/'NP Jj? y / iJ i ^ I ^ \ \ I W | T- C/^fA^yHUE t #ATS l/K?^) sonnyCvys / rMNK ~A1? HAVE TO WORK 77/esC \tf* 9MN A tr sue. V /VEMAL JOBS ANP FINISH %?%rnY 1 *V OUR EPUCATIOH /fANt> Mt/, y VR yoJ UJHtri t*s CAN AFFORP IT. "\M ' JouLbvt /... IF /?VEK Aler RATT u. J V v TXK(N THC PRtSiPENr / W01/L&... Affa \ 1 C^'/SS^" fM* sl?' I r'I Berke Breathed ? ?1 \f? if wnew/Poes ri fi ft mfmciMWRY * 1 * * peMocxfic/ ^PUT W LUMP IN )W* 7mmT' 700 ? WHAT5 THAT? GONNA I SPEAKING 56 A ffe IN TMA/eS r LONG W \ CAMPAIGN. ^'V Jeff MacNelly \ VZCMfrt A MOVtM& TAftS&T O 1 i^u?r UAgpetf ie? HIT... J C>. 1 \JP 1\? ?~ Alpha Hpsilon Delta will hold elections at 6 p.m. Thursday in Coker Life Sciences Room 005. For more information, call Randall at 777-0298. The Native American Association will hold its first campus meeting at 7 p.m. Thursday in - Russell House Room 203. For more information, J call Caroletta Shuler at 777-8532. I E" The Office of Student I inancial Aid and nj|e Scholarships will conduct weekly workshops on ene "How to Apply for Financial Aid" from 2:30 to 4 ajr p.m. Friday in Gambrell Room 124. wjll Any full-time student receiving benefits under Old G.I. Bill, VEAP, V.A. Voc Rehab., or ! Montgomery G.I. Bill may apply for tax-free V.A. work-study positions for Summer 1988. Any students receivng V.A. benefits under Old ^ G.I. Bill (Chapter 34) or as dependents (Chapter * 35) and are half-time students or more may be nis- eligible for V.A. payment for a tutor. Any V.A. student receiving half-time benefits or more, who Ad- will attend Fall 1988, but not Summer 1988, is eugiuie 10 appiy ior /\avancc payment !or fall 1988. Apply in person no later than July 15. l or more information, call 777-5156 or stop by the Veterans Affairs, H.W. Close Building Room 202. Carolina Program Union Ideals and Issues \jt Committee will present Dr. Nick Hayes, MacNeil Lehrer News House Commentator on Soviet Life Z/// and Politics, speaking on "Back in the ^7 USSR: Rock and Youth Counter Culture in the I Soviet 80V\ at 7:30 p.m. tonight in the Russell ^ House Ballroom. Admission is free with a student ID or $2 for the public. The Great Commission Students of USC ^ will sponsor a discussion on homosexuality form 8 to 9 p.m. Thursday in Russell House Room 332. USC Women's Rugby will practice at 7:30 p.m. Thursday at Field A (across from the P.E. l?n" Center). F;or more information, call Beth at om" 783-5274. s in- j Datebook Policy ).m. Send your announcements to Jenny Sharpe, 7:45 care of The Gamecock, Drawer A, Russell House, I JSC hpfnr^ nnnn a# Iaa?* Kofnrp , v 1?"VII ?i ivn.ii itt u unj.i wv?v?* 7:30 publication dale or by noon Friday for Monday's paper. 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