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Viewpoint 2 THE GAMECOCK Friday, January 22, 1988 V Parking Checking of meters should be low on university's priority list The parking patrol is a weak link in an otherwise strong USC chain. Almost everyone has been put out with them at one time or another. i ne university uucs nui neeu near as many paiKing pan unci i> as it now employs. The threat of receiving a parking ticket is enough to deter most delinquent parkers. Many people obey the speed limit all their lives without ever receiving a speeding ticket. The very idea that they could be monetarily set back and publicly humiliated is reason enough to obey the basic speed law. And what is the theory behind the 30-minute meters? Who goes anywhere for 30 minutes? It is difficult to enjoy a meal in less than half an hour. When are 30-minute classes held? Why are these meters placed in front of the library? "No honey, I can't go out 'til later . . . I've got to study for my Biology 490 final, but it shouldn't take more than half an hour." It's like buying one bag of popcorn to watch Gone With the Wind ? it's just not enough. And consider the people who issue the tickets, the patrollers u ti, i,u~~ ? i i: r: ? ~: : IMLillSCIVCS. 1 IILSC die WI1USC Ulliy qudlll lCclUUIlS IU icpnmand your behavior are a ticket book and a watch. It is a thankless job, and it should be. Existentialism has manifested itself in the campus parking lot. The patrollers perform a perfunctory, depressingly negative task. And what is worse, the parking patrollers are basically decent people. If it were up to them, they probably would be content to issue warnings instead of tickets. Not only does their job cause undue stress, anger and a monetary expense, it takes away from the positive things these people could be doing here on campus as well. Without anyone losing a job, the patrollers could make a parallel career move. The university could keep the minimum number of parking ^ U , . I, . U 1 1 ? .U~ I J jjcuiunci5 diiu nave iuc uiutn ncip inc giuunuj* anu maiiitenance crews. The university would look nicer. Motorists would be happier. And the patrollers would be doing something productive for a change. These people would love to hear a "thank you" or "good job" for once. No worker is wasted on the grounds crew as long as there is one scrap of paper blowing around on what otherwise is a beautiful campus. And visitors at USC would be much more impressed with a clean campus than punctual parking-meter checkers. Again, the policing of parking areas has zero utility value, especially when the misused university personnel could make the campus a model for other schools while winning pride for themselves in the process. ?i UNITED AKin uMfTTD PUT ki/iB/mv ncr i nnuur nur wr uui nuwr i uuwu CAME UP WfTH THIS NEW I PEA" [ The Gamecock Flditor in Chief Photography Fditor JJ FI SHREWSBURY HRIAN SAULS Managing Kditor Assistant Photography F.ditor STEPHEN GUILFOYLE KEITH JONES Copy Desk Chief Senior Reporter ANDY BECHTEL MARY PEARSON Assistant Copy Desk Chief Datebook Fditor EILEEN ROSS JENNY SHARPE ! News Fditor Graphics Fditor | TODD MINES TROY I AGUE Assistant News Fditors Comics Fditor TONY MORENO IRAC YMIXSON TOROD NEPTUNE Adviser Viewpoint Kditor B1I.I. ROGERS j BRAD EARRAR Graduate Assistant Features Kditor KAREN ADDY PATRICK JEAN Acting Director of Student Assistant Features Kditor Media/Advertising Manager KELLY MARSHALL MARGARET MICHELS Snnrlt kdilnr PrnHni'?lini WAYNE WASHINGTON . CHUCK NORMS Assistant Sports Kditor SON HA JIM STUCKEY Assistant Advertising Manager MELISSA HENDERSON I.fltCfS Policyfhr (m mrnxk *111 lr> to print kitcr* rrrfl>rd I ?tl#r? tboald b*. n a ininmum ISO to KW wcrdt k>nf (,uni Hltorlilt tkould not rurrd 500 ?ord? Wr rrteor lh< right to edit ktter* for ?t>k or (Hitubt* libel fhr (*im*co<k *?IN not withhold mmft kinder an> < In urattarKe > I *d3?lS Journey for c< It was a slow Wednesday evening. The kind of Wednesday you could spread on a piecc of bread and jams in your throat when you swallow. It was Slap Maxwell, me and Bob Fulton, "The Voice of the Gamecocks," on the radio giving the play-by-play as the basketball team wiped the r amnhpll P ample all fiver ihc f1nr?r If iL'ncn'l pretty. Then something hit me like a brick. The kind of brick that smashes you in the face before you even see the schinoe who threw it. Yeah, I had to write a column. Then I thought, "What gets under every USC student's craw?" I had to find it. Time was flying. So 1 poured a drink and thought a little more. Fulton sounded as if he had potatoes stuffed in his mouth and was talking live-remote from a cave. Nothing fishy there. And Slap on the tube was just Slap. No problem. Then 1 looked outside my window on the third u..;iA:** oU/x..? a:~? A 1 11wisi wi ci uuiiuiii^ nuuui uiu a> uu 1 uiiu Mcii cu ai the campus, a bustling mccca of students and knowledge crammed onto a few acres of land. Then something hit me like a ton of sand. It was an idea. It was the weather. That was the one thing that made people grind their teeth and sock their mother in the jaw. Yeah, Senators bail < Student Government should consider getting a recall provision into-the Constitution. There's a bunch of student senators who should have the fear of God nut into them Case in point: the Student Senate meeting I attended Wednesday. Sen. Stanley Davis is not the most popular senator. In fact, he's disliked by many senators. And he is disliked because he gets up and talks on just about every bill and resolution that comes down the pike. He has his opinions and exercises his right to be heard on those issues. And he objected to one of the bills Wednesday. C c\ DrAr;.L..i i u u ?., a:a ?. -.. i.. T IVV- 1 i V1U C I i V IIUIUV.I U1V-1 IIWl 1 UK' III favor of his objection. So he exercised his right to have the Senate overturn her ruling. He took a long time, constantly coming up with different points that he said proved the bill would be unconstitutional. But while he was at the podium speaking, so were most of the senators in the auditorium. About four times Hunter had to rap her gavel to get our "nonoraoie senators to shut their big mouths. And for the rest of the debate, they all whispered to each other. And then some of the senators got up and started to run around, trying to figure out if Hunter's rulLetters to the Speeches always ^""ne np -m Where d offend someone ? > ? '<< would vetc ^ parent adm Io the editor: r?. .... . disdain 101 In his letter of Jan. 13, Andrew ^ j aren* Robinson expressed his "anger and Ancj jn .u disappointment" with Sen. Mark i pa: I Hatfield's commencement address. Qj- US) Sure The senator expressed overtly Chris- fen(j Some? tian beliefs and opinions, and in universities Robinson's view "slighted" H. Ci. sent com Wells, Dr. Sigmund F reud and Karl holding sut Marx. Robinson thinks the USC ad- troversial s ministration should be "more Perhaps thoughtful,'' presumably by should sim avoiding commencement speakers of jlope not | Hatfield's ilk. be reached, i didn't attend the December tolerance: ceremony, out i aid participate in the (jose 0f graduate commencement this past Robinson ? May. On that occasion, I heard a amount of speaker who was a throwback to Stalinism, still nostalgic for the 1930s and the "struggle against fascism" in Assistant which she fancies herself to have ^ been engaged. She didn't care much for the 1980s: too much individual freedom, too much creation of I capitalistic wealth, not enough Marx- JUJi M. ian fervor among the masses, I suppose. To the edit I endured the speaker's railings As yon r against Masters of Business Ad- Republican ministration students, which surely 8 in I "offended. . . literally hundreds of Hard to ur graduates, faculty members and per- Pu*s so m sons in attendance" (to use the small state criterion applied by Robinson) who minority oi were not of the Marxist faith. Much lend the Iui wnai snc saiu sirucK mc as morally v.uii?huui repugnant and ? yes, indeed, Mr. The reas \ ^ IBB rvn i irl /\r? n w* ^ milium lucas ill mm?m?mmmmam SSHhv it was a good plan. So I grabbed my pad, slipped into my trcnchcoat, doffed my fedora in the mirror and ambled outside to investigate. TL. - I ? ^ - ?. -?- - .1-- ? * ? r i licit- wus u ncuvy uubi in ine air, mc Kinu 01 mist you could break pieccs off of, box up and send to someone. It was the kind of mist that made you want to find a light pole and just lean against it. But I knew I had to keep moving. There was work to do, and all the dames were home studying or out with their regular jakes. As 1 looked across The Horseshoe 1 could feel out of meeting. .? ' ';X ' ?i Guilfoyle " y KMA, r J : ing was sound. They were asking senators their opinion; they were asking Woody Carothers, assistant vice president for student affairs, his opinion. They asked S.G. President Michael Hogue his opinion, and they even asked former Sen. Johnny Young his opinion. But while the senators were getting all these opinions and the rest of them were chatting about God-knows-what, the Senate was not listening to Sen. Davis as he continually stated his objections and came up with more. The senators refused to listen. editor - in violation of the tenets this caucus can make 01 ion. campaigns of the six mi oes this leave us? Robin- running for the Republic veto some speaKcrs, ana i non. success ncrc tor a ca ) others. Given this ap- bring him the necessary e) iration for Karl Marx and will convince people to v Christianity, Robinson and give his campaign the t likely to see eye to eye. is necessary to keep him g : unlikely event that any later primaries and cauci ssed muster with the two other hand, if a candidal ly that speaker would of- ly here, he is portrayed as me else. State-supported this image will dry up pt would be unable to pre- support and funding, imencemcnt speakers A second major funct views un any ton- iowa caucus can provide ubject. bring national exposure t( commencement addresses who come in second or th iply be abolished, but I may allow the media to p Until some resolution can individuals as alternati , though, I suggest mutual leading candidate. This w if I can stomach a large support among the votei Marxist claptrap, can't to support someone oth ?it through an equivalent front-runner. Christian exhortation? In summary, the tiny s William R. Sandherg l,as Sl,ch a psychologica professor of management l'lc v?lcrs across the na' candidate can afford to 4 know that Sen. Robert OOIC DCSl the one who will benefit ^ of Iowa because of his s vCPUbliCitnS agriculture that will ben jority of the population or; that the Iowa caucus nay know, the first major Dole as a winner who wi i contest will take place w^? 's. most qualified Iowa. To some it may be Republican Party to ulerstand why the media November. The Iowa ca uch emphasis on such a beginning of a Dole : that only picks a tiny l^at w'" not sloP unl'' 1 f the delegates who will at- p j Republican National p( r>* Slud< on behind this is because Junior pol 1 pi ^ : ,,, ?t always easy something wasn't right. White clumps of something were spattered along the grass. Yeah, it was icc. It hadn't melted yet, and it was hanging on like a pit bull on the mailman's leg, despite the wet day. The patches were remnants of the ice storm that shut down the town more than a week before. It was a storm that hit like a Tyson uppercut and leveled the capital of a state for more than four days. It made the town quiet, too quiet. And now standing there in the mist it was warm again. Not too warm, just warm enough to make you think. And two weeks later, it'd probably leap up to 75 degrees and then go back down again ^ | quicker than a dame's wink. " It was as predictable as loaded dice. Anyone knew that. I knew the weather was screwy, but I had more important things to worry about. I needed something for a column. My job was a dirty one, but somebody had to do it. To most people it didn't mean a hill of beans in this cra/.y thing we call life, but maybe someone out there was watching and reading. Or maybe my elevator just didn't go all the way to the top floor. Maybe next week I'll have something, though, or maybe not. Until then, hi, mom. Send money. , abuse power It doesn't mutter-what biMnhis was; It doesn't matter because the senators won't consider it again until next week. Because a bunch of senators got fed up with not listening to Davis and just got up and left. About half the senators present started pouting and stormed out. j So once again, your elected representatives hav* shown they do not possess much maturity of dedication to their jobs. If they don't like what is I being said, they're going to leave. ; , They refused to listen to a senator who had ob* > jections to a bill on constitutional grounds. And the senator in question probably knows what he ifc talking about ? he was chairman of the committee that wrote the new constitution. They stormed out in the middle of the meeting, ' forcing it to end and wasting valuable time in which they could have come up with alternative nlan<; nr ronvincpet Havis hp was u/rnno llm nn they thought it would be better to just leave, ac- 1 Jf) complishing nothing. These senators who ran for their offices (dr ! managed to get themselves appointed to them), yet stormed out rather than debate an important issue, ' prove an old saying: "Those who seek political power are those least qualified to wi'*M it." ? enbwho arc Sanctions bad an nomina- ^ ^ a o mdidate will for S? At F1C21 , (posurethat ote for him money that To the editor: fj) :oing for the It has recently been reported that ises. On the SOme members of the Congress will ' i does poor- be introducing more punitive sanca loser, and tions against the regime in South >ssible voter Africa to induce the government to institute further reforms. Strong opion that the ponents of apartheid have argued, * is that it can however, that sanctions and 3 candidates disinvestment might have an adverse ird, and this effect on the livelihood of black iortray these South Africans. Recent opinion polls ves to the Gf South Africans confirm these rill win them suspicions. s who want John Kane-Berman of the South ler man trie African Institute of Race Relations reported this past month that in 12 of tate of Iowa 14 polls conducted over this past I impact on year, more black South Africans tion that no were opposed to sanctions than in Iff ignore it. 1 faVor of them. In eight of these polls, Dole will be opponents of sanctions outnumbered the most out supporters by a 2-to-l margin. trong ties in Likewise, a survey by Germany's efit the ma- African Foundation found that twofhprp I ?' ! " . uiiius 01 uiacK com miners in aouin will portray Africa do not want sanctions because II be the one they fear sanctions will cost them to take the their inh* The fact is sanetinns have victory in already cost many South Africans ucus will be not on|y their jobs, but the opporbandwagon tunity for advancement in a society he fall. moving slowly but surely toward roy Mullinax desegregation and f u 11 g> J ess secretary democratization. U ?nts for Dole Don Weaver itical science 1987 history graduate