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Viewpoint 2 THE GAMECOCK Friday, December 4, 1987 I AMY DELFO Editor in Chief j j rpl STEPHEN GUILFOYLE Copy Desk Chief j 1 IlC BRENDA BLYTH News Editor I BRAD FARRAR Viewpoint Editor xJcllTlC^COCK. TAMARA WILLIS Features Editor ! | WAYNE WASHINGTON Sports Editor j KEITH JONES Photography Editor ROBB LANE Graphics Editor PAULA WOJTOWICZ Beat Editor ? Debate Televised forum fails to give candidates definite identities Voters got a chance to see the Republican and Democratic presidential candidates, all 12 of them, in a live televised debate TL ??? ioaxa r? r* rvtnrtu *?? Iap /J fAnnlntiAHr o Kr\nf ii;Vl of 11 US wccis.. i licit" wcic as many iuics anu i vguiauuiia auuui could be said as there were debators. Before the debate, former political aide to Ronald Reagan, Mitchell Daniels, commented that,with so many people competing for attention, "it could look like the Rockettes up there." And indeed it did. There were far too many opinions and egos to have a serious discussion about the issues. Instead, it appeared to be a vaudeville act, with each candidate firing his best, quite obviously rehearsed, one-liners. For example, when the Rev. Jesse Jackson asserted that he was the candidate of the South, Sen. Albert Gore, D-Tenn., quickly retorted, "Yeah, south Chicago." Jackson smiled as if to say, "OK, you got me mere . . . piease, sumeune iiiciiuuii marijuana use: iuu capected to hear a rimshot any moment. The "debate" was really just an opportunity to show 13 million viewers the faces that go with the names of Dukakis, Babbitt, Gore and the rest to the large majority of Americans who don't religiously watch C-Span. Exposure seems to be the biggest problem for most candidates. In fact, former Delaware Governor Pierre du Pont wants people to identify with him so he now goes by the name "Pete." So who really won the debate? The front-runners, Vice President George Bush, Sen. Robert Dole, R-Kan., and Jackson all came out of the debate about the same as they entered. Sen. Paul Simon, D-Ill., seems to be less impressive the more people see him. Sen. Richard Gephardt, D-Mo., appears to be genuinely hated. And public opinion seems to have changed little about Alexander "I'm in control" Haig. He is still seen as too defenseoriented, just as we seem to be close to an arms deal with the Soviets. It is still too early to know where the candidates stand on key issues. After the party conventions are over and two candidates are left, then maybe someone will emerge as presidential material. Until then, we are still in the swimsuit stage. 'GPOP 6RIEF-POES THAT MEAN WBLL UA\/C TATVOTQC CAlAE?" imv& ivkv i riu x ? [ The Staff Assistant Copy Desk Chief Comics Kditor IAndy Bcchtel Tracy Mixson Assistant News Kditors Historian ! Todd Hines Bobby Jones : Jeff Shrewsbury Adviser Assistant Features Fditor Bill Rogers Firdous Bamji Acting Student Media , Assistant Sports Fditor Director/Advertising Manager Rac Feinh VtaroAret MirhrU I Assistant Photography Kditor Production Jonathan Williams Chuck Norris Datehook Kditor Son Ha Jenny Sharpe Assistant Advertising Manager Dawn Miller I filers Policy: Ihe will lf> IO prim kltrr* 'wri?rd I eliert *h??uld h*. at a mtilmum, 150 lo 300 ??ord? long (#urt. editorial* vkould not ricerd ^00 wordt VW the rlfhi to rdti letter* for ?t?le or pouible libel /he (tame<fnk will not withhold names under an* drfimlMCf l^^nTrrffirrl^ faC. rpcky hnsl.**n0al? mea cps rk rnl t- ri n UillllCtUtKJ) 2*UII Hold it. Hold it. Hold the presses. The Gamecocks can win the national championship in football. It's simple arithmetic and is entirely feasible. It may take an act of the Japanese parliament and a truck load of luck, but it can happen. ; After three years of saying "We had it in the bag SY and blew it," USC has another chance to pull out j the national championship. No longer do we have things in our way, and no longer are we going to choke in the bowls ? even though USC is 0-6 in i bowl appearances. We have the team; we have the dream; by God, we have the technology. And better yet, we don't But ! have to play Navy or Oklahoma State. USC The best part ? other than actually winning the Saturd national championship ? is that Clemson doesn't The have a chance in hell of even coming close. touchd It's kind of neat that in pre-season times we materij weren't even considered breathing and Clemson Assi was No. 1, huh? No. It's 'The Jim ai Makes you feel kind of special, doesn't it, when 1""" someone or some part of this fine institution is I played up in some torm ol the media.' Yeah, real special. Like the special feeling I got when 1 read the Outfront column in The Charlotte Observer J Wednesday. It's a zany little creation, written by a t guy named Doug Robarchek. ' His column is filled with jokes, little tidbits of in- i formation from various studies and other stuff. And Robarchek fills the Outfront with various ' contests, none of which can usually be won. Like j the one he announced in Wednesday's Outfront. He said he intended to run it Friday, but couldn't ? until Wednesday. And the due date was still Mon- "T1 day. This past Monday. ing fo And that special feeling I talked about came in "I'i the announcement of the "Grand Loser" of ' talked another one of his contests. The contest, which he vision said could have no winner, was the "Outfront Col- Koger lege Presidents Jim Bakker Look-Alike Contest." park t And the Grand Loser was, of course, USC's own "Pi President James Holderman. The prize package fant li allows the winner to "go on television and beg for "Ni money to buy sex and cars." mome Now 1 don't think our fine president is interested "T1 in begging for money to buy sex and cars, but get- thousi ting on television to make money always seemed to sob ? work well for Bakker, so why not a USC telethon? gettin Christmas card: 1 went shopping for Christmas cards the other . ... day. , No, 1 haven't bought any yet. But I have received one in the mail already. My grandmother sent me a card and a check ? and it's only the first week of December. So my annual chore begins: sending out Christmas cards. : I've always liked Christmas cards. When 1 was in i hich school. I had a newsoaner route and was hu:kv enough to get Christmas cards by the bagful from my newspaper customers. Christmas cards are pretty. They are given in a season of goodwill and cheer. Everybody likes to get one. Hut several problems have come up. sive < The first problem is I left my Christmas card list disca at home this year, and 1 won't be able to get it until An 1 leave during finals week. Because of that over- famil sight, 1 won't be able to mail my Christmas cards box < until just a week and a half before Christmas. Qi Second, and most important, I have to buy this cards year's Christmas cards. But I haven't found any Ch that I like. tions How many do I need? Where can 1 find the pret- least tiest Christmas cards? Where can I find inexpen- have he saip we: ^ i increase?uh? I THERE'S Ho WoRp I \ At I hw have chance 1 "j Orangi have t ^ *n ^??j irewsbury JtmL ^WwBL. and u Gator ii giving j.:.s r;.J And And ___?_M,_.??? 'to Aul Tha here's how it can happen: It w , No. 8 (8-2), has to beat No. 2 Miami (10-0) iand th ay. Gamecocks should win by at least one US( own, and that would make them top well . al going into the bowl time. could iming that happens: Oh 1 Oklahoma (11-0) has to tie Miami in the Jusl nd Carolyn SI $50 do jg to this tinue. "Pr Stephen masca juilfoyle v> ? sluder mmmmmmmmmmm , CCUme fjjr "A JUT . you s $25 e< ?ttlc G us is Jim nere, witn Carolyn, and we're ask- you. ] r your help. and tl n trying to run a school here, but God has Enou, to us and told me we need to build. In this "Pi , God said we need to complete not only the Arts Center, but also build an amusement No o show our fine, ecumenical values." woulc aise Jim," a chorus of fat ladies with bouf- could lairdos chants behind the president. that c ow, 1 want you to listen to Carolyn for a the G int." HBT< lanks, Jim. There are thousands and Game ands of ? sob ? students here who ? sob, - want to continue their studies, but it's just Or " g so ? sob ? expensive that if we don't get a Prais 5 tan uctuiuc ?1 Fc ^ C^u | Chri affo :ards that don't look like they canic out of a rath< rd bin? T( id should I get religious cards to please my adve ly, humorous cards to please my friends or a the 3f each? Chri icstions and more questions. But no Christmas . yet. Bi iristmas cards are one of those holiday tradi- Aftc you can't ignore. Manners require that you at A send Christmas cards to those people who appi so honored you. I I >)l'j to be No. 1 e Bowl, and No. 3 Florida State (10-1) will 0 tie No. 5 Nebraska (10-1) in the Fiesta 1 would leave only Syracuse and USC as havhance at the title. The reason is because ties ball tick sports writers off, and sport writers ; ones who make up those polls. le top four teams all tied in their bowl games^h v SC convincingly beats Lousiana State in the Bowl, the writers might try to get even by it to a dark horse. [ USC is as dark as Joe Morrison's hat. 1 Syracuse, No. 4 (11-0), would have to lose burn. t would give us the title. ould make us the king cheese, the big shots ie best, No.l. 2 can do it. i mean . . . it's possible . . . uh, ][ mpan if finH wpll if r>io? I fly, uh . . . I mean . . . hell, they can do it. : hope for a blue moon. tiow,' folks nation ? tax free ? from everyone listening broadcast, there's no way that they can conBoo-hoo-hoo-hoo." aise Carolyn." )w there there,dear, go and dry off your ra and put on some more. But Carolyn's Not only are there thousands of needy its, but we have just got to build the nical theme park as well. God wants it. nd if you can't donate $50 right now, we'll let pread it out over two monthly payments of ich. And for those of you lifetime partners in iamecock Club, we have a special deal for it's a record with my own dear wife Carolyn ne Gamecock singers called Enough Is Never gh." roScA H i ?i: ? ICJUV J1I11, IIIC Ictl tUUlCb Slllg. w, I don't know which television stations I1 i pick up the Jim and Carolyn Show, but they probably work out a deal with all the stations ' arry the Joe Morrison Show, and instead of amecock sports network, we could have the 3 Club network. The "How 'Bout Them :cocks" Club. Help Buy This Garbage." ;e Jim. problematic j / mi/ai v.uiicj(c siuuciio, mm prooamy means ldma Lee, Aunt Karol and Cousin Joe. These ; ile are family. it once you hit college, Christmas cards get ^ to friends, especially friends you can't afford ,r\(| ay gifts for. iter on, Christmas cards get sent to business ' laintances and the extra family members who jhow become inspired to send you a card after re out on your own. other words, the list gets bigger every year, re does it stop? If you drop someone from a stmas list without reason other than you can't ra n, you're likely to spread Christmas gloom ;r than Christmas cheer. ) solve the problem of ignoring someone inrtently, some people place advertisements in newspaper to wish the entire city a "Merry stmas" and "Happy Holidays." , j Lit I prefer the personal greeting card myself. :r all, it's something in my mailbox. nd that's something any college student can eciate. think I'll buy those cards I saw the other day.