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Here are a few courses to
stay away from next
semester. They'll do you no
good except to create a sense
of extreme hostility between
you and your professor.
BIOLOGY 677
Objectives : To make sure
you know less about biology
than you do now. Must have
passed Biology 101,110, 231,
232, 279, 486 and be ready to
work on a master thesis on
" I ne complex Living
Habitat of Bacterium on
Mars."
Books: "Biology - Man or
Myth" - $9.79, "The Hydra Our
Friend" - $15.90 and
"The Comolete Hand
Manual of Proto-organisms' $8.98.
Tests: 19 quizzes on
unrelated biology material
worth one point each. The
final 81 percent will be based
on professor discretion.
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bombings. Their activities fii
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Will talk in monotone for 5C
minutes with brief pauses to
cough or wheeze. Is 87 years
old, has lost his mind and has
a 23-yearK)ld imbecile for a
teaching assistant, who will
grade the tests so that
nobody makes over a "C."
ARCHFOLOC.Y 343
Objectives: Discover the
deep secrets of the past by
watching archeology films
dated at least 20 years old.
Prerequisite: Must have the
personality of a dishrag.
Books: "Let's Dig Up Old
Mummies' .59, "Excavations
Can Be Fun" $55.25
< Complete 23-book
volume > and "Archeology,
Who Rea lly Cares" - $9.00.
Tests: Five major
examinations will combine
to account for 20 percent of
the grade. Eighty percent of
the grade will he determined
on the student's ability to
stay awake during the
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Professor: None.
MATHEMATICS 200
Objectives: No objectives
Books: To be determined
by the professor after every
Math book has been sold
from all bookstores.
Tests: Many, unannounced
and impossible to
pass.
..Professor: John Poindexter
(Univ. of Guam '80),
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ASTRONOMY 119
Objectives: To learn as
much as one can before
taking a unit test and then
forgetting it all after the test
is over. To learn how to keep
your temper when an
astronomy teaching clone
marks your test, tells that
you failed and laughs, while
seated at a mile-high desk,
looking down at you from a
distance.
Books: "I Wrote The
Books," by John L. Safko $45.00,
"The John L. Safko
Story," by John L. Safko $29.99,
"The Very Dull John
L. Safko Handbook," by
John L. Safko - $85.59.
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Complex rules on how to
pass, when to pass and why,
all listed in a new book,
"What the Heck is This
Course All About?" by John
L. Safko - retail $9.50.
Professor: John L. Safko
(Baltimore Tech '34), a highranking
official in the annuls
of the Heavens. He is prone
to stubborness, dry humor
and wearing jackets and
packets of different, wierd
colors.
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cartoons, sketches, match book
cover drawings and
assorted graffiti. Must have
no previous art experience.
Books: "The Peanuts
Coloring Book," by Charles
M. Schulz - $0.89.
Supplies: 72 color box of
Crayola Crayons.
Tests: One page of the
coloring book per week. One
letter grade off for drawing
outside the lines.
Professor: Harry Picasso
(Harry's School of Art '67)
Has had experience in
drawing on subways in every
major city.
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