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ril- ? - -1 sum skj Sat're by Don Fobes to use when copy Dm* cm* food, Big Cook It's a wonder USC withstood the Fed: "Yeah, V recent snowstorm, considering two you can stic of its top officials were stranded scheme ? rig far from Columbia. I'm referring don't shine, Bij to a big honcho named Slim Slim: "What tsoiaertan and a smaller honcho, sound, Big Coo Fed ScSpaniels, famed for his Fed: "I'm ea culinary management Much better culpabilities. Wonder why?' Slim got stuck returning from Slim: "Maybe Beech Mountain in North Carolina, Ever thin and Fed was mired in Miami, Fla. Fed: "Listen, By some quirk of the airwaves, here. Do you Fed and Slim carried on a "heavy" trying to dig rr CB conversation that went (I pants fell dowr imagine) something like this: Slim: "Remin Moon Under M Slim: "Big Cook, this is Bie 'Cock ? i vu. uci iwua Do you read?" tried everythi Fed: "Big Cook reads you loud and leftover pizza clear, Big 'Cock. What's the Shackbarunde sitch?" tires just kept Slim: "Bad. Looks like I'll be stuck the crusts woul for Five Years." Slim: "Need I Fed: "I wouldn't Plan on that." choked up jus Slim: "You stick to food, and I'll Sure wish I hac stick to facts. Stick is the only word KH coffee, thoi un Can letters tasi ijsyi The Gamecock welcomes letters * * from its readers. Letters should be a maximum of 300 words and must S\T"l/ be signed with the writer's correct (J I I name, telephone, mailing address, %J%J class standing and mainr - j? l'ome tuditor: Pseudonyms are unacceptable, but the writer's name may be withheld The cartot by request if circumstances appearing in warrant. We reserve the right to Gamecock edit letters for space. Address letters to: Campus Opinion, The Gamecock, Drawer A. USC, Columbia, SC. 29208. Qamecock oVi-ik Founded 1908 giT ? 1 r^| Mark J. Lundoren Editor in Chief Don Fobes Copy Desk Chief \ Tom Travis News Editor K CI David Baker Entertainment Editor Brett Friediander Sport* Editor Dave Roback Graphics Editor Barbara Mathews Wire Editor Jim Phillips Editorial Page Editor Leigh Grogan Assistant News Editor Lehman Stiles. Assistant Entertainment Ed. r ... >. Janice Wood Graduate Assistant Jill Griffin Advertising Manager V - > Fran George Production Manager < y Jon Clemmensen General Manager /pi SamMcKee Business Manager <y- fit/ Mark Ethrldge Jr. Adviser '* ,-t; Sole reproduction rights granted to the Associated Press. All other material con tclned herein may not be reprinted without I h I the permission of the editor. ' Opinions expressed In the Gamecock are \ tho*e, If signed, of the writer and, If unsigned, of the senior editorial staff. talking about your Fed: "Why?" ." Slim: "Couple of drops of th /ell, you know where would melt anything." k your unification Fed: "Shhh! Do you hear music? ;ht where the moon Slim: "Sure do. Sounds like it's < g'Cock."" our channel." 's that munching "Big 'Cock, Big Cook, do yt k?" read? This is Shudder-Cock leade ting a ham biscuit. I'm coming to rescue you B than we serve. 'Cock. Shudder-Cock 2 is head* ' vonr wav Rid r^ni' n" ^ J , ?-"?e> yj\j )l they put some ham copy?" k of that?" Slim and Fed: "Come on, Bi I've had it up to Shudder! We copy loud and stroni realize, when I was By the way, what's that music?" ly car outta here my Leader: "Take me Home, Countr i?" Roads. Dig those cassettes!" ds me of a song ? Unfortunately, Shudder-Coc iami." leader took a wrong turn and i ;ly, Big 'Cock, I've currently ensconced in a Toront ng. I even shoved Exxon station. Shudder-Cock 2 i crusts from the RH floating in the Gulf of Mexico, an r the wheels, but the immigration officials are waitin spitting them out ? for it to drift ashore so they ca dn't stay down."" bag the illegal aliens. comment? I'm all Fed and Slim sat patientlj t thinking about it. nonetheless. i some of your great Fed: "Say, Big 'Cock. You gonn, lgh." cancel classes?" disgusting. The Gamecock is a i outstanding newspaper that doe Y*T an exce^ent J0'3 ?f collecting tli I yJ news and delivering it to th . j people on the USC campus. It's r Q Q shame that such a despicabl l/t/UU^ piece of garbage be allowed spac in such a good newspaper. Fc In s\ 7/1 i quite a while now the author < fl "On Campus" has been writin %J J cartoons that are offensive to som members of the student body, bi Q/l /l 1 f) for him to portray our Heavenl y / V UFather as uttering a common oat is more than I can stomach. Men and women ever day turn their backs to God, an >n "On Campus" this is to their personal discred; the Feb. 5 issue of and misfortune. But for an ir is absolutely dividual to display such a blatar inn vi i *Anoth?Zv fW>u- WAOM \ 'ed sped ba< Slim: "You bet your designated Fed: "W1 at dessert. USC can't function Slim: "II without me. I am USC, and like " General Patton, I shall return."" Fed [>n Fed: "General MacArthur a Miami Wonder what those brats, those thumbed >u Kampus Kiddies, are up to?" tried r. Slim: "Probably sliding all over about hu ig the place on your food trays. By the "you-knc id time you get to Columbia, they'll absentmii >u begone. General Patton." practicall Fed: "I hope they break their ig scrawny necks. General USC sui g. MacArthur. I used to have more greatest n than 600 trays when we. . ."" PTL those y Slim: "Patton. Yeah, yeah. We've our mids all heard about the great tragedy Everyone k of your missing trays. Know why freely, no\ is they disappear?" Fed ScS ^ ?7* 3 . ui#- * ' . .. v rcu; iviac/\rinur, MacArthur, bold, innc is MacArthur. No, why? Why, why, trays wit d why." cords. Slii g Slim: "Patton, Patton, Patton. An some new n informed student told me it's so is trying nobody can remove that garbage habit. You you serve from the Shackbar or around an Bacateria. That way, if someone side the rij a tosses his cookies, he does it in an sport coat, appropriate place." the beache n disrespect for God and lack of even bea ?s consideration for those who love eluding h ie and trust Him is heartbreaking. pithpr cf/ le Does this person maintain respect such a vil a for anything? If he has such low stopsendi le ideas about the all-powerful I write :e Creator of the universe that he can organizati >r paint Him as a fool, how could he like mine, ;>f hold anything in high esteem? be a cam tg It is for certain that the believers offer thes ie on campus find material like this order to r, it offensive. Admitted, they don't of the peo y have to read the Gamecock and be to maintai h exposed to such reprobation, but relationsh like I said, the Gamecock is a very fear of op y good paper, and the up-to-date to be da d information it provides is well unholy wi it worth the time it takes to read it. Thomas P i- Therefore, I am requesting that Education it the author of this cartoon (I can't \i Wl Krr| 4\ ? ?o"? A (\h / lfol?TY r jjjtfibl "I"!1'' ll'l1 "i"'Ji.,.'.... jjinZll - 10 , M0/4AMEP .' ck ly, I never." >et you didn't..." s eventually salvaged by sanitation truck. Slim a ride on Air Force One to tell "you-know-who" ; unification idea, buy >w-who" just smiled idedly. In fact, he smiled y any way you can think rvived minus two of its nen for a short spell, but : giants are once again in t. (What's a midst?) is breathing more V. Ipaniels is working on a vative concept ? food h chain-link extension ti Boldertan is ordering button-down collars and to overcome an odious know, the way he struts id puts his left hand inght side of his olive-gray Slim has returned ? hit is. r to dignify him by inlis name) be asked to >p showing in his work le disrespect for God. or ng in materials, period, not as a member of any ion that supports views nor as one attempting to ipus "moralizer," but I :e comments simply in nake known the feelings pie on campus who wish in a steadfast and proper ip with God without the ening a newspaper only ggered by a piece of it. ?1 IUIIH Graduate I?1) 1 _S^V J -j SUB) |/Sy lb\\ > i ??s^ J""! * ? j fr:ijL%i*y -<i/' /