Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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The I Wade Hampton shouts, WILD AND CRAZY GIT "What?" asks an a Sadat. "They're imitating a comedian." Holderman i B E j "He wears bunny ears J gL .a i y*\ arrow through his head.' air jm "I see," says Sadat. 4 .*- % M person is an idol of , Whatever happened to Be Ljrjp Shakespeare? Or me, ev nkd ^\\ "Well, the kids have i - jflfr j t Anwar," Holderman si L wouldn't mind being BL myself, but ..." The limousine passes seshoe. "Ah, this is my part of the campus," He gloats. "The Horseshoe 1 back to Civil War times. "Yes, it's very beautifu concedes. "Tell me, i Wll lOC mortar fire?" I Jl "Oh, that's just the he trying to get their rooms t gasHBMRmawaiauw?i South Carolina College are invading, fightinf . . , defensible homelan* man points to his left. "Note pseudointellectuals." J ve fixed up the coliseum to ke a pyramid." 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"I suppose of your school, I've decide they say about American up politics and enroll here. ! students is true; they truly j to major in Physical E< azy and wild guys.'" Where do I go to join a f entire population of the The graduates give standing ovation. OB! nffivf* :>:'^| >^^ShSI^3BBB8^^^3 PPP|SBPP^P Get yourself in jonuai y M.M., 11 "THAT'S ^Sl!" stonished Rundgreil popular explains. and an promotional campaign, but I don't sc winning Rundgren a new following. I 'And this capture the energy they can't create theirs? with Rundgren, as his studio versi lethoven? immaculate. Rundgren is effective i en?" that his technical perfection is offset I changed, j have one finai minor complaint t< , star versions of songs that are clear an idol stevie Nicks or Hall and Oates. Th' clutter the compositions. "Hello It's the Hor- as close as the album comes to a boo-l favorite to cut out the big names and give the I )lderman , dating If you like Todd Rundgren, go out you already have. 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