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Kpte nfin. . Il The ? Leu Hand Satire by Lehman Stiles Lvevi ANI ?n\ 1319 M TWO BLOCKS Christr Come I Early 10% I Any Item Hoadqt Para b?ngs fsjj C LI PS liff ' f.^ : '. o - ' N. .tp dent heartily enjoys ref mal, Friday night. PARKING LOT FEVER "This meeting of the Concerned Students for Parking Places will now come to order." A hush falls over the Coliseum. "I would like to introduce our guest speaker for this evening, but first a few announcements. A sixby-four foot space near Humanities was spotted by the helicopter surveillance team early today. Repeat, that's a six-four, Sector Eight. "The Parkingplace Liberation Organization successfully blew up six more 'No Parking' signs this afternoon. Special thanks to | cnemistry majors Biff Pyrex and' George Halogen for the plastic! explosives. Keep up the good work, PLO! "THE SENATE resolution to expand the shuttle service to 40 buses, 600 bicycles, 4,000 skateboards, and two 747 airliners will come to the floor this Wednesday. We need all the support we < can get, so grab a cab and come to the senate session. { "Thp Pnnritnrfoit DnoL>i?x w \/vu>nviivii JL ai IY1I1?? Sticker Committee will meet ain Street . jg?| nas Layaways j \ n ? Select H Down and Hold jK Until Dec. 20 g parters for B phenalia H 1 reshmeri^s at immediately following tonight's meeting. Subject for discussion: 'Reproducing That Tricky School Seat.' "Hy Brakelite has earned enough rudeness points to qualify for the Honors Parking Association. Hy backed over three small children, butchered seven See LEFT HAND, page 11 4 Chr I <" ^ j 4 A Can Tuesday, D< Cares, (JSC 5 p.m. ! \ I 7 p.m. > ! ( S -7:45 p.m. I c V I < ? 1 . I - * - Burritos to pi The Contemporary Sounds Committe party Friday evening, featuring The F The Burrito Brothers were one of the f potential of "urban country-rock." T! featured the late Gram Parsons, began was then going after the experimental so' The party will take place in the Golden n m rrn FVIHnv rw> Q on/1 f v.. ~ avavtj J WV. V M11U U1C UlUIilUI There will be refreshments furnished by $1 with student ID. ? IDEAS & ISSUES NOON HOUR KA ! "Contemporary Spe i Wednesday, Dec M A ? T?T A UAAUUAJN JHL 12:15 - 1:0C i 2nd Floor Lobby I Russell House P.S. MERRY CHRIST] Get in the istmas spir Dlipa 6a In i n in +1^ ri rkpir4rK**n? ? tfviM I V.III I3IIIIU) ULi acember 5( sponsored by 's annual Christmas char Special Christmas dinner -louse cafeteria given by Dining Services Annual Tree Lighting anc X * _t r* JUidiUU III IIUI1I OT RUSSe nterdenominatiorial Chri n Rutledge Chapel given itudent Center, Baptist S1 St. Thomas Moore Cathol fhe< ELM Center. fay Friday e presents an end of the year lying Burrito Brothers. irst bands to really explore the tie band, which at one time their career in 1968. The band undof the Byrds. Spur. Doors will be opened at 8 ) will take the stage at 9 p.m. the Golden Spur. Admission is I PRESENTS ? X.BIDOSCOV3S akers Forum" 3. 6, 1978 ALIVE ) P.M. Gffll T~rf MAS! ^5- K-?i russel house 3 it! res ivities on f Carolina ity drive. in Russell University I Caroling II House stmas service by Presbyterian udent Union, ic Center and