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view Satire use By BETH HILL FMitorial Page Edit Hilton Oliver of E letter to the editor ir Gamecock, callinj mops" with "inc toward both social a An unidentified fri< Carolina said he ha date since his junio Hereafter the "uncc whom Oliver has n Mops and other girls , A typical female IV on a moment s notici to talk to. She's problems sympathe crete solutions to he Top GirJs must be c? advance in emergen Planned Event -- mc and supper invitatioi help a boyfriend (sh< merely "friends')in X f /< vHU V m mwctfi A urrk Margurite Ryan Graduate Assistant Mitch Sherwood Sports Editor Sally Wilson Asst. Sports Editor Ronnie Hutchins Asst. Sports Editor THE GAMECOCK welcom subject and a maximum o I Pseudonyms or other alia: circumstances warrant. T your mailing address and class standing and major,. to meet our space limital lUSC, Columbia, S.C. 2V20 points has IV or >avidson College wrote a i the Dec. 13 issue of The g USC co-eds "scrub redibly poor attitudes ctivity and academics." 2nd of his who attends id "not had a really top r vear in hi^h school / ?o mgenial" women at USC let will be referred to as ; as Tops, as in his letter, lop will go out with a guy e when he needs someone willing to listen to his (ticaJly and offers conlp him. Everyone knows ailed at least two days in cies and a week before a >vie date, football games ns. When called upon to e knows no boys who are i a crisis, she can be I mickoy irimarcm Editor Kurt Gardner Copy Desk Chief Mark Alexander Photography Editor Bob King Advertising Manager es letters from its readers. Letters st f 300 words. They must be signed wi ses will not be used, but the writer'; o assist us in verifying the identity a telephone number where you can t also. We reserve the right to edit all I ions. Address: Campus Opinion, T! 8. lops/] depended on to tell him the work out -- he'll see!" A top is a rambling toy the top around it, pull the er the top begins to spin wi winding. It turns around wi direction or purpose and do hits another object or loses girls simulate this toy themselves at night for soc spin through the evening f the next and one topic ti slowing down to questior anything. They're care against someone, because their ceaseless and pointle calling attention to their 1 A mop is used for clear bucket of water, pushed i remove dirt and wrung oui water. A s female Mop dip man's hrain cinlrincr thrnn wherefors of that most inc nervous system, the thin game of relationships. Mark J. Lundgrcn Ti New* Editor Edith McNeil Asst. News Editor II Beth Hill Editorial Page Editor 1 fc Chuck Cromer A Entertainment Editor >ould be limited to a single d th the writer's true name.' Ol i name will he withheld if * of writers, please include 'c te reached. Please include letters, not for content, but ?. he Gamecock, Drawer A, J A wor< she of hi - ops ~ JL fem fron seer it "everything will one i -11. UtlK. wind the string of of n id of the string and the ith the string un- fenn ithout regard to its hist esn't pause until it chif momentum. Top thos - they wind Cab :ial gatherings and Top rom one person to (mc 0 another without any 1 the reasons for ful not to bump A they don't want as ] (ss turning to stop, unn lomogeneity. ber ling, dipped into a for across the floor to the} t to rid it of excess thoi s into the wells of a that gh to the whys and frie redible part of the cerl king piece in the thei She questions his fem V J roilets h o the editor: In response to Porter Hoi iform him that if his legs w. ? r-K * ic i iHjpuias cooper i <ir>rar >r the handicapped. Didi nyway I thought it was T wivenience. Carry on Port idn't choose to install the ther restrooms on campus 1st enough to avoid being s lichael S. Counas rt Junior is and may disagre reaches outto him., is thoughts and wrin eptions with his. i a party of both Mo] ales, it is simple to tt the Tops. Top Gir l and not heard, so I side of the room, allc about their "manly o interest to the Top Mops of the party. tales) discussing orical aspects of >elago; - Top Girls < ?e foreign words! - c linet selections of Pr Girls know better >re intelligent) dates subject. 11 women at Caroline Mops, nor do only J /ersity. And all male leatly categorized as people aren't one/ are personalities jghts. Anyway, it t guys such as H nds have only met tain that they hav< r reputations as T lales at this school. C / Msd ' * andicc Vinson's letter of Dec are dangling when h y, he is most likely u n't the handrails gii homas Crapper that ter. You should be hi fly-up seats that it with. It takes a very macked on the "kato e with his beliefs , squeezing him c\ei iging her beliefs ai p and Top males a distinguish the Mo Is are supposed to they are gathered wing the Top Guys subjects" which a Girls. They sneer who are (males a the political a The Gulag / can't even pronoun >r the potential of t esident-elect Carte than to bore thi i with their teeling j cannot be classifi rop Girls attend tl is and females canr i either Mops or To| dimensional objec i with feelings a hardly seems lik< ilton Oliver and I Mops at USC. I e firmly establish op Guys with ( ip ma J 6, 1976, I would li e visits the restroo sing the toilets inte /e you a clue Port invented the pore appy that the unive has engraced so r agile person to jun okus"! si Ca : w< 1 De iro at n(] To the E nd Vr- Let us ice outsiders he resource < r. With ai eir (Oliver's on general, ii find some Nice girls ed someone lis opinion of lot Oliver pre ps, his stat^rr ts, abilitie. c nd because t i\y him to be tiis far as the t's should de ioH fhaf ho ic 1VU V11UV IIV/ AO I he to offer. women academic they leav< One migh skills of friends ar highschoc a long Wt operate ( t miuuici i limits one people co available In conc Hilton 01 farm and system ii petent. reier u. Engineer To the E I under: Davidson with the c at USC. service (j he woi guideline: women (j up to his First, 1] By her in! intelligen USC won made a s records? said that beholder. ai: o \ wnver r) eAs an 4 talked to this camj to me tha in their di of a "top their dor ke to IT*pn a mat afraid to; fear of ^er9 while the olain fuck-up. rsity t0 strai* n?ni about ma a world c Jean L.1 History < rolina irripn Jk Jk A V/ JL, A fended ditor; men of USC not allow to deride our greatest 3f beauty and morale, i attitude such as his ) towards women in t is no wonder he cannot one nice to go out with, will not be bothered with who has such a low them. Why doesn't Mr. ;sent statistics to backup lents about the academic ?f our women? Simply he statistics would show woefully incorrect. As i beauty of our girls, he flate his ego a little so lot blind to what USC has I have found that our are quite capable ally and socially. To me e nothing to be desired, it consider also that the tmt? AI:.. t ? 1*1*. wnver s iresnmen e still most likely at the il level and that they have ly to go before they can >n a university level, hought is that one who iself to dating fraternity nsiderably decreases the options. lusion let me invite Mr. iver to stay out at the 1 not enter into a social i which is is not com Raeth ing Freshman Iditor; stand Mr. Hilton Oliver of College is dissatisfied juality of female students It would help the dating admissions committee) if lid designate some s for the admission of ust so they can try to live standards!) iow does he rate a date? telligence or her looks? If ce, why does he assume ueri are aumDY Has he lurvey of their academic As for looks, I've heard it beauty is in the eye of the (What's in your eye, Mr. 'objective outsider," I've many men and women on his, and it becomes clear t while the men are sitting orms bewailing their lack date," the women sit in ms wondering where all ire. The women tend to be ask men out men out for seeming "aggressive." men think the women are Maybe both groups need jhten out their attitudes le-female relationships ir. >f changing social mores. Cooper Graduate Student