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The Gamecoc Viewpoi 111^1 TTKi ^7 I Qt*f Of The promise of Like the song that asks the musical question, ' like she dances?", many people are wonderi Carter will do it like he preaches. Rarrine anv maior catastronhes in thp Carter 0 ^ ?; K * " " " now seems apparent the Democratic Nominee w president. One such catastrophe would be for \ tinue his strategy of conducting an "image" car than addressing specific issues. While it is not di Carter has proven, to be perceived as all things when it -comes time to implement specific legislation, the possibility those programs ouoruftno ic hiohlv imlilfoUr VTVA J VI1V * M 1U1I\ V/I J . It is therefore imperative that Carter presen his "vision of America" in a manner that the ele< able to identify. What Jimmy says and what Jin may not necessarily be one and the same, and m I 1? At _1 ' ?1- il Deueve ine sugnuy conservative rnetoric masl liberal philosophy. As New York Timesman Charles Mohr put it rhetoric remains careful and middle-of-the-road may be leftward. However, like the convention voted Wednesday, the country will have to wait a The selection of liberal Sen. Walter Mondale \ clue of the underlying ideology of Carter. It was for Carter to choose a liberal running mate, foi the primaries that the left wing of the party is the votes it once did. There were other choices 1 1:A: ? 11 -. ?r? ** ' iii iictvc utrt-'ii pomicauy saier. lviusKie would nav the Catholic vote, while at the same time ap party liberals. Glenn offends no one in particul only possibility that would have increased the < by insuring that Ohio goes with the Democr November. The choice of Mondale is a clear indication of t which Carter intends to go. Mondale is the m assume the presidency if anything were to hap In addition, recent history has proven that president is likely to become tomorrow's presii is indeed as conservative as most people percei is most unlikely that he would choose a man < persuasion as Mondale to be the "heir" to the pr Carter's willingness to say one thing during a then do an about-face once in office was demon gubernatorial campaign in 1970. At that tim< tr3Vf>H himcflf nc a r?r?n eofliotinn I" V* V.J -vv- Itnuvaft wu W V, WllOVyl VUll VV. 1 tUllCV.IV 111 UI election, only to turn around and take significar the achievement of racial equality and the imp progressive programs in Georgia. It is argued that Carter had to conduct the tyj; he did, because it was the only way to win t triumph of good over evil so to speak. Such tact to those employed by the Unification Church o Myung Moon under the heading of "heaven Hivpn Pflrtpr'c f?vnntf??lir?r,il fon;nr propriately be applied to him as well. S H? 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'Can she do it ng if Jimmy campaign, it ill be our next Darter to connpaign rather ! j fficult, as Mr. 1 to all people, | policies and I j will please I V t himself and :torate will be j imy would do any observers ts a basically I "Even if the I , the direction delegates who The Gutenb ndsee." *ives us some "Tfc ^ t ' nui necessary * he proved in not attracting C which would Satire by Harry Hope e helped keep Contributing hd.tor peasing most UTTER BARREL? ar, and is the Ronald Reagan, pie-e; electoral tally recent television appe* atic ticket in hamlet seeking to swaj in his battle with the c A.- W1 U . he direction in "Th<; f,irst thi"6 w an who would mnambulent aud,enc< Den to Carter liver-lip, camel-hump< pen 10 tarter. rj h, jnt0 ,he v he todays vice ca6me ient. If Carter "What I'm talking re him to be, it Christian governmcn 5t such liberal applause. esidency. "Now, I used to be a campaign and to believe in that part> strated by his and 1 believe in that 1 Carfpr tv^r primarily elitist bunc "der to wirUhe the ^epherds guidir . . , more shepherds than it steps toward "But with Republic; lementation of corporate heads, wil boards, with all the re] x? of campaign the shepherds are. D he election, a Democrats?they doi ics are similar are. Hell, their shepl f the Rev. Sun "You sound like ly deception " Wallace," yelled Shei in might ap- charge of security. e F "Why. the incumt Reagan said, "that w ILK. Page 11 miss." x The crowd loved it inow, i want to L Reagan said. "The t that there are too mat pizza and wine, all th( those French-fried c DEBBIE HOWARD ... ,, n . , Phot. Editor Ilans "*'? when I movies, my one pla BOB KING down." Ad Manager A lone Voice pier( pla use. e wr iter's true name "MiSSa HeCgan, wh ne will be withheld if I folk?" "Gun that conn ched We reserve the imitations Address McGoggin. y As the smoke c I / ^ Jr \ /Sdt 1/ /IF t$) ,f-;, / ;p \ J / J I i o BBnBMBBnMHHMMBHHHHM urg Experiment *an rides th< wholehei 1)^,. '* i >vy. He con Former California governor bedeterr yed and wax-faced after his McCarth irance, was in this dusty little that 1 ha / the one Republican delegate count th< comparatively likeable Jerry Don't wc Just rer e gotta do," he told a so- Southern j, "is nuke every slant-eye, Great ?r, Christ-killer, nigger-lover, said, "J aps of dung from which they South an year." about is a return to good, "You t," Reagan added, to great presiden "Gun i Democrat," he said. "I used McGogg But now, I am a Republican. As the party. The Democrats are a Reagan n 01 people, i ney tried to be the way ig the sheep. Now there are of Amer sheep. all, as 1< ans, it's different. With all the The el th all the chairmen of the delegate gulatory agents, we know who Will (ios on't have to worry alx^ut the Reform* l't know who the shepherds it his wa lerds are just people." The fc the great governor George crowd. riff .1 P "Hull" in ii/> . ... in- 1(11 their ter icnt president is so dumb," about ai hen people shoot at him, they United S maeran Keagii talk about foreign policy," have to rouble with foreign policy is learn a < ly foreigners involved. All that money i >se cocoanuts and bananas, all Ho toll obras and all those Marshall have to f was a marshal in all those parents n was to gun them mothers school,; "But r ed the silence after the ap- Ihavetc "(;it I ia you gon' do 'bout us colored As the "We cat rue down," yelled "Bull" the gre? With t leared, Reagan said, to a into the , \\ \\A V W ( J * ( ^ i #(\H 70 N ) e dusty trail irtedlv doliehtori rpsmnsp ".Inst th;it? itinued, "Yes, friends and neighbors, don't ed that I switched parties during the Great y crusade of the early fifties. Don't worry ven't paid any taxes in twenty years. Don't e crinkles in my ruggedly handsome face. >rry why I dye the roots in my hair white, nember this: Two of you good-hearted i men can beat up any three New Yorkers." cheers followed this, after which Reagan ust remember this?the good folks of the e going to carry the nation this Bicentennial mean Governor Carter's gone win the cy?" asked someone. that Commie down," ordered "Bull" in. y were dragging the mangled body away, said, "Yes, friends and neighbors, this is I intend on running these here United States ica?with liberty, freedom and justice for )ng as you vote my way." loir, a combined group from the assembled [>ns of the Synod of the First Original Freepel Church of the Vengeful Wrath of Jesus, wl a I n -- - " 1 -w, UK- iwagan campaign song, nave y - Have it his way or else . . inner California governor stepped into the (1 an ancient couple, with cobwebs around inis socks, "I think you people ought to go id work for a living. Stop leeching on the tates government. (Jet out there and do that k\ weed that garden." in told a paraplegic, "It's a shame you folks clutter up the welfare rolls. Why don't you [ raft? That way you can leave the welfare to worthy causes like washed up actors. [1 a young girl of nine, "I'm really sorry you id tin integrated scnooi. it s a shame your couldn't afford to send you to a private is is every good parent's right to do." Mister Iteagan," she replied, "we're so poor ) steal to put food on the table." hat Commie," roared "Bull" McGoggin. y scraped the remains away, Keagan said, i t allow that type of person to interfere with \\ Chambers of Commerce in this land." hat, he mounted his horse and rode away red, white and blue sunset.