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Need Help W The Wi A Free T Sp< The Depar1 216 Humanil Phoin Call or come bv foi C0' -44 RG RE BE 3ST VR Ti iD f~\A\/ A l ith Your Writing? OUng Lab utorial Service )nsored By tment of English ies Office Building e 777-2078 further information Lum's Draft Roast -Fish < Open It a.m Monday 2005 Gi lr Fi IT OOD DR. COLUMBIA, S. SPK S.A \ QUESTIONS? for some ANSWERS from the Bible ph 754-1307 A new question dealt with each week Faith Christian Fellowship Box 4746 Columbia, S.C. 29240 specialty Beer. Beef Chips i. unUl 12 p.m. twday Peen Street ve Points *K AND Ae R OOLL LETTER Platitudinous p( TO THE EDITOR: Upon the recent droning of his reverence Harry Flashman's rather embecilic and un forgivably banal demonstration of sour rhetoric and stumbling wit, I simply wish to briefly discuss his most flagrant and nauseous shortcoming, i.e., the manifest lack of fairness and propriety inherent within his slanderings of the female residents of Columbia Hall whicxh appeared in the Sept. 29 issue of The Gamecock. Un fortunately for the gracious Flashman, his native ability to construct a logical and becoming argument--grace forbid an adequate one deserted him all too early in his fraudulent endeaver of ac cusation. In the third paragraph of his excellence's most learned treatise, the lackey not only brought forth unto the reasonable light a distinguished assortment of probing and vexing questions, but in his most excellent wisdom failed miserably to sufficiently answer them. Yet upon such partial knowledge does he dare to attack those who in reality are his betters. It pleases muy fancy to believe that every last female tenant who sought to protest the recent student government coup was not onlyu individually justified in her protest (for none were previously consulted) but should continue to inisit that some form of governmental due ZIP- KLEEN loaners & Laundr 1 Hour Cleaning Hours Laundry Mon.-Fri. 7:30-6:00 Sat. 7:30-4:00 . 1320 Main St. M.B H.OAGI,WORL OEM so.. mderosity process be instituted by which the inconvenienced residents of Colulmbia Hall might be recompensed. That Falshman and the i inept tyrannical student government cannot perceive this is most certtainly not be relegated to the fault of the dorm residents certainly His Lord's grace canted so many referrals to convents, chastity and virtue that I was compelled to inquire if the noted authour was not perhaps a priest, papist, or Mary Magdalene h---!lf. Or perhaps he was simply spouting seminary ejaculations. And ir it would please His Glorious to reflect but a moment, I ar, assured that he will agree that a dorm is maintained by its respective inhabitants and not by the hand )f God or popular social eneficence.l This fact will go Far in explaining why the male Jorms . are so frequently nferior in their accomodations :o those of their female coun erparts. And to properly close for Mr. Ilashman: If you so prefer to ave the residents of Columbia 1:'11 retire to a convent, then Mr. 1lashman: "Get thee to a unnery CIIARLES ROBERTS NEED FOOD? 30-500 Tacos, Burritos Special Prices fo Groups Deposit Required 2631 DEVINE 0 3 ts. -6 A DL