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TV LO the lights a Monday, September 17, 1973 19- H 6:00-10- Dragnet STARRING 19, 25- News O.J. Simps 35- Wheee! 25- Pro 6:30- 10, 19, 25- Network News and girifrie 35- Eledctric Company and H-Hour 7:00- 10 Seven O'Clock Report until Febru 19- Those scoundrels! Those 9:30- 19- [ brigands! Those apes! They have tender tale 4 replaced the Avengers with, of all thought thal things, mission Impossible. That's Me was ab4 like replacing Star Trek with Lost 35- NI in Space. Start a petition now! Say 10:00- 19- 1 that you like shows that have Gannon get characters with style and clas:( 35- Saints instead of the animated wooden 10:30- 35 figures of Mission Impossible. Whom?: ( 25- Mark Wilson's Magic Cir- explores the cus: Mark eats a rabbit. Williams, z 7:30- 10- Hollywood Squares who gave u 35- Read Your Way Up in his mid 8:00-10- Lotsa Luck: Stanley thinks Jaguar de; his no-good brother-in-law is area. Sever chating on his no-good sister. As did Prei 19- Gunsmoke: Part two of a 11:00-10, 1 story about a white slaver and 11:05- 19- N Dillon's pursuit of him. 11:30- 10- TI 25-The Rookies: Claude Akins id Steinberj guests as a man who wants to get 19- Mov even with one of the rookies. We Previn expl Wish him luck. Vaughn W 35- Music From Ambler: composer % (Special) Beverly Sills and the while still Pittsburgh .Symphony open the establish ar sixth annual Temple University the Soho are Music Festival. he died. A. 8:30- 10- Diana: Sounds like a real 11:00-10, 19 dozer. Diana has an innocent 11:05- 19- N dinner with her boss and now he's 11:30- 10- 1 guilt ridden,. and afraid of the story David Stein getting back to hes wife. Yawnnn 19- Movie '9:00- 10- Movie: Play Misty for To Be Kiddi Me: I don't care what the critics got to to be said about this movie (they all stars in thit have their knives sharpened for jho gets ki Clint anyway) I liked it. Turn out Hamilton. Beer Busi By Bob Craft "If anyt would they We need ch taking adm Mama said Yes, paid any att Papa said No, on gettiing Make up your mind sure that tt Cause I Gotta go, left at hom Gonna raise hell at the Union hall Vault myself right over the wall! .Put the Mick Jagger I.D., get y4 "Rip That Joint" the mailing Governm< "The YMCA, right? 'Keep your place wasn kids off the street, send 'em down signs were here' ... doin' the dirty hunch and only been s feelin' chick's tits- stayin' out of Th be trouble, right? My lord . . . " twoh deots Duane Ailman where a bij The band could be heard through been raise the walls of the Armory above the truck with rumble of the car engine. The been bacd Armory parking lot was filling with against and cars with more coming in at every center of ti moment. Single file, searching for tp on a place to park. It looked a lot like tp on a sixth .grade mov;ie about salmon No place going upstream to spawn and then the far sid to die. filling up But nobody's gonna die here beer. Nic< tonight. In fact, nobody's even whohave going to get punched. Some spawning might get done, but not other fort on the premises. look like ti This is the SGA beer bust to fifty. "kick off the season wrong." With 60 kegs of SCHLITZ, "SGA buys In front only the best," and the band HUH, were aboul it was all set to go.. carrying And going it was. If the band reflectivei had been any louder, the building's showed u bricks would have been shaking colored sta from their mortar, dancing an architectural frug. Behind I GS rid see it. re's Lucy: GUEST THAT FINE ACTOR, n. Football: Okay wives mds, this is it! D-Day Say good-bye to them iry. ick Van Dyke: "A If a neurotic in love." I 's what Play Misty For >ut. qE30 fedical Center: Doc ; his hair rebron zed. and Legions Nine Symphonies by severly )pecial) Andre Previn Tuesd; work of Ralph Vaughn 6:0-es nd English composer 19,2 ) his career while still orties to establish an 3 lership in the Soho :3-1 il years later, he died. 7:00- 1 in.19r -News 29-J ight Gallery 25-.] .e Tonight Show: Dav Joann hosts. 7:30-10 e: Andre Watch >res the work of Ralph ake co illiams, an English 25 ho gave up his career fascisr in his mid-forties to buxom Jaguar dealership in plusth i. Several years later, Mann. did Previn. 35-1 News for the ght Gallery 7:40- 3 'he Tonight Show: 7:40- 3 )erg hosts. been g : "Doctor, You've Got to stre mg!" : MGM you've upset. kidding. Sandra Dee film about a nice girl "Waltt iocked up by George upper Pass Ddy has any change, people please come up here? over to inge," one of the girls Potato ssion pleaded. No one salad i antion. Minds were set to the beer, making were o e old I.D. hadn't been feast, have b noney down, show the The ur hand stamped with with I address of the Student makinj nt and pass on in. The t packed yet, but all the the ins there. The thing had friends oing on for 45 minutes. then a wras being handed out at author One over by the wall, could steel sliding door had bag of I about six feet and a tbe taps on the back had Pret ed up and another ., a light ther wall in about the this tU Le room; eight or nine. non-stop. cigare It oc< to sit down, the tables at all ab< a of the hall were fast The with people and spilt out. 'l couples sitting aroundnub een going with each nm N'o or three years and micro ey've been married for wante non-st f the bandstand, there The: 50 people dancing and persor mn, sweat putting a the fr< gloss on their skins that some p nicely against the room ge lights, mean hem were a semicir- The of eople watching the ,,-m Sanders of NBC's "Lotsa Luck," iy, September 18, 1973 10- Dragnet 5- News ;- Wheee! D, 19, 25- Network News lectric Company 0)- Seven O'Clock Report lission: Impossible onathan Winters: Guests: Pfulg, Chuck Conners. ob Man Caravan - New Price is Right: ordinarily sane Americans mplete asses of themselves Stand Up and Cheer: Polite n in music, big smiles and farmgirl singers. All of this e manic fruitiness of Johnny qewspaper Lab: A must see Gamecock staff. 5- Getting the Word 0- Chase: somebody had Iving National Guard Rifles eet gangs and the police are 19- Maude: Part two of r's Problem", a study in middle class alcoholism. 0out A dance. It was hot, so back the table by the entrance. chips, pretzels, chicken ind ham finger sandwiches ut of place as if at a Viking roasted side of beef would een better. snack table was arranged hree tables and a wall, 2, a square. I was sitting on ide of the square with some .For some reason, people ssumed I had some sort of ity, asking politely if they please take the rest of this potato chips over to their Sure. ty girls frequently asked for The function of the male at iing seemed to be to light ttes and then stub them out. ured with deadly regularity )ut the room. band was still pumpiong it 'hey took too long betw een ers, jiving over* the phone when all the folks d was music drawn out of a op Les Paul tap. ,kept pleading for this or that person to come to nt of the stage, as though ong lost child was here in the and his appearance would the end of a long search. seventh inning stretch was e. At about 10:15. the place 25- Egan: (Special) The French Connection was based on the ex ploits of eddie egan. Now he has moved to the tube. Nixon should get a blast out of this one. 35- Your Future is Now 3:30- 19- Hawaii Five-O: A yo-yo runny paper freak thinks that there 3re real people plotting against his :omic-strip heroine. And he goes about killing them. 25- Movie: "Dying Room [nly": Cloris Leachman stars as a woman who ir stranded in the [esert with two mysterious men 35- Fashion Focus: Back to school fashions are highlighted. ):00-10- Mivie: "The Snoop 3i6ters": James MacArthur's Hawaii Five-O) mother is opposite ier son in this mystery about two >ld ladies who solve murders. 'His is a preview to one of the ;egmants that will be on Wenesday Mystery Movie this fall. Wildred Natwick is the other sister ind Paulette Goddard is the vic im. 35- Man Builds, Man Destroys. ):30- 19- Movie: Terror on the Beach: Still another in the genre of niddle-class-family-on -vacation :errorized-by-forces-from-outside. )ennis Weaver, Estelle Parsons, susan Day. 35- Marcus Welby,M.O.: A vivacious girl is stricken with eukemia. 35- Young Musical Artists: Featured this week are a selection >f Folk Song of Norweigan ,arpenters. 10:30- The Humanist Alternative 11:00- 110, 19, 25- News 11:05- 19- Night Gallery 11:30- 10- Tonight Show 19- Movie: The Venetian Affair: Robett Vaughn stars in this spy yarn with lots of lovely ladies, Elke 3ommer, Felicia Farr and Luciana Paluzzi. 25- Jack Parr Tonite: Tune in md see Jack pretend that JFK is still in the White House. s Triba is starting to thin out a little bit, people were warned,"Be careful when you leave, there are eight iifferent kinds of cops circling the 3lock with breathalysers." New blood started pouring in. The movies were letting out, and the Uriah Heep concert set its patrons free. More pleading from .the stage, a woman's voice with a buzz-saw edge, "Could you please drink a little bit less? There's plenty of beer, but we want it to last!" People charge to the taps to get every last drop, lemmings that are afraid the sea willdry up. Surrender by SGA, , at .11:30. 20 more kegs are brought in. The dilettantes have gone by this time, the hard core partyers are left. Out on the floor, one can hardly dance. It's all stepping on feet, inadvertant touches to bodies, sweat and laughter. The floor got very slippery. Beer and water all over the concrete. A girl whose date was trying desperately to get her out, weaves, slips, boom. Her boyfriend was helping her up, but her legs were tQo rubbery, a Buster Keaton sketch. Non-stop dancing, non-stop drinking. The tap-keepers shirts were wet from sweat. Outside, the night is beautiful. People sitting on the lawn laughing quietly. People coming to and fro from inside. "Just one more beer!" cries one, stumbling toward the door. He trips on the small step, bangs his head against the chicken-wire lass. Dow-n.u. Wednesday, September 19, 1973 6:00-10- Dragnet 19, 25- News 35- Wheee! 6:30- 10, 19, 25, Network News 35- Electric Company 7:00- 10- Seven O'Clock Report 19- Mission Impossibld: Jim tries to convince the other mem bers of the team that with a little effort, they really could act. 25- Football Highlights '73 7:30- 10- Ballad of Ithe Iron Horse: (Special A close look at the b ygone days of gracious t4avel by railroad. 25- Pro Wide Receivers: Fast Moving Targets 8:00- 19- Sonny and Cher- Telly Savalas, Danny Thomas guest star. 25- Love Thy Neighbor 35- Saints and Legions- Early Christianity and the organization of the Christian - Church 8:30- 10- Movie: Marooned: Astronauts 'trapped in space was the theme of this 1969 melodrama. It was quite prophetic in the light of the lateer Apollo 13 flight. 25- Movie: Satan's School for Girls: A girls school is having trouble keeping their students, from committing suicide. 35- Firing Line: guest, Malcolm Muggeridge, enfant terrible of British journalism. 9:00- 19- Cannon: A will brings Cannon into a case. 9:30- NINE30 10::00- 25- Dan August-: Dan has to track down a murderer. So what else is new? 25- Owen Marshall 35- Homewood: Down on the farm wilh Doc and Merle Watson and the Dillards. 11:00- 10, 19, 25- News 11:05- Night Gallery 11:30- 10- Tonight Show 19- Movie: Killer By Night: Robert Wagner plays a health department official who is trying to track sown a diphtheria carrier. I Rite He lies gainst the door in the classic passed out drunk posture. By quarter till one, the floor was drenched with beer. People were dancing the last dence, feverishly the taps were shutting sown. In the lowest part of the floor there was a big puddle. A girl with a halter-top, cut off jeans and calf length cut off jeans and calf length lumber jack boots complete with socks peeking out the top was wet from her long blonde hair on down. She was joyously engaged in a water fight with two guys. It's funny. It's marvelous. The whole affair was fun. Rita McKinney on her way inside to take over th money and to take one last look around is stopped by a girl who sdys, "Great party, Rita." Several others said the same thing. The lights had been turned up in the empty armory. There were plastic cups on the floor everywhere and a breeze was coming through the sliding bay door where the beer tru.ek had been. "I don't believe this many people came to this thing, it was in credible, "McKinney said. She said that she thought there was a kewg and a half of beer left, raising the approximate total to 78 kegs consumed. We were walking across the room, water sloshing under our feet. McKinney looked around, tired and a little amazed, then said, "What did you think?" I told her I had had a great time. She smiled, cocked her head P' Sysltl,,"I'm glad you enjoyed