Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Hoppe (Continued from P. 2) Secretary;, frowning, "what with the war in Vietnam ..." What's good for the Vietnamese is certainly good for the Greeks, Ae Spaniards and the Haitians," o4apped th*President. And he &dered three liew invasions forth wth.. The public, which had approved of fighting for democracy in Vietnam, naturally approved of righting for It in*Greece, Spain and Haiti. All might have gone well had not .a White House aide (some suspedt :he 'was a Communist agent( slipped the President a ist of other allies -*ho were un democratic. U. S. invasions of Portugal, Iran, Taiwan and 13 African nations followed. As for South America, the problem- there seemed so monumental, the President finally decided it could be solved only with 27 thermonuclear bombs. World War 111 appeared inn mminent. For the President had discovered Soviert Russia wasn't a true democracy. "Dispatch all remaining troops and aircraft to attack Moscow," he ordered grimly. All remaining troops, both of them were warming up their Piper cub when Mrs. Farquahar said, "But, dear, the Russioians re our mies. Isn't democracy too good for them?" And, fortunately, the in vasion was called off. The Free World, however , was a shambles. Martial law prevailed for decades everywhere until democracy once again blossomed forth, as it usually does, of its own accord. President Farquahar, disgraced, was succeeded by President Mark Hawkins, who wisely pledged to "preserve democracy at home and fight for it abroad only in those nations we don't like." Libraries increase hours The McKissick Memorial Library and The Cooper Un dergraduate Library are in creasing their hours. Both libraries will be open:. Monday through Friday -- 8 a.m. to midnight Saturday - 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday - 1 p.m. to midnight During examination periods, the libraries will be open Saturday nights. The McKissick, Undergraduate and Science libraries have in creased the book-borrowing period from two weeks to three weeks this fall. All U.S. and U N, government documents, formerly in McKissick Library, are now located in the Undergraduate library. There are almost 2,000,000 volumes located in the USC library system. The library has published "A Checklist of Microfilms In The University of South Carolina Libraries," containing one of the word's largest microfilm' - BRIfl Brittons Offers A Gamece to all Registered Students. WI Your Student 1. D. To Either Square, and Fill Out A Charg Way To Stretch Your Dollars Credit That Will Be Importa Gan Charg Br~~~'ittn o al'1Big BRI'] Britons3orAIN Brng A ck Charge Account of $100 hat Do You Have To Do? Bring Location, Downtown or Dutch e Application. This Is A Great & An Opportunity to Establish nt To You Later In Your Career. riecock' e Account 100 : (Limit) superlative New Collection of Mens & Selections From The Worlds Most Luxurious we've Given It Our Own Special Touches. You ivhere. ndf Open A Charge Account And See For [TONS RUTCMI SqUARE MALL