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Secretary;, frowning, "what with
the war in Vietnam ..."
What's good for the Vietnamese
is certainly good for the Greeks,
Ae Spaniards and the Haitians,"
o4apped th*President. And he
&dered three liew invasions forth
wth..
The public, which had approved
of fighting for democracy in
Vietnam, naturally approved of
righting for It in*Greece, Spain and
Haiti. All might have gone well had
not .a White House aide (some
suspedt :he 'was a Communist
agent( slipped the President a ist
of other allies -*ho were un
democratic.
U. S. invasions of Portugal, Iran,
Taiwan and 13 African nations
followed. As for South America,
the problem- there seemed so
monumental, the President finally
decided it could be solved only with
27 thermonuclear bombs.
World War 111 appeared inn
mminent. For the President had
discovered Soviert Russia wasn't a
true democracy. "Dispatch all
remaining troops and aircraft to
attack Moscow," he ordered
grimly.
All remaining troops, both of
them were warming up their Piper
cub when Mrs. Farquahar said,
"But, dear, the Russioians re our
mies. Isn't democracy too good for
them?" And, fortunately, the in
vasion was called off.
The Free World, however , was a
shambles. Martial law prevailed
for decades everywhere until
democracy once again blossomed
forth, as it usually does, of its own
accord.
President Farquahar,
disgraced, was succeeded by
President Mark Hawkins, who
wisely pledged to "preserve
democracy at home and fight for it
abroad only in those nations we
don't like."
Libraries
increase
hours
The McKissick Memorial
Library and The Cooper Un
dergraduate Library are in
creasing their hours. Both
libraries will be open:.
Monday through Friday -- 8 a.m.
to midnight
Saturday - 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Sunday - 1 p.m. to midnight
During examination periods, the
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nights.
The McKissick, Undergraduate
and Science libraries have in
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from two weeks to three weeks this
fall.
All U.S. and U N, government
documents, formerly in McKissick
Library, are now located in the
Undergraduate library.
There are almost 2,000,000
volumes located in the USC library
system.
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University of South Carolina
Libraries," containing one of the
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