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To Ar Ron Sern-1dalo. 11he %venior fullha11 son lTigers, from Niit, N. J., clu "seed" ine ji printed rem. A datge impose upon tile Carl-oliia Gailtecoc power md speed. In their previo touchdowns to maintain the leadi main target for the Gamitecocks. By Carroll Gra: I've often heard that thert columns-good old big 'ulls al week, due to the gentleman fu above me), my column has be< tions! Oh, well, brevity is the that. This Saturday is the first up-country Cousins to the hallo than on Big Thursday. Marvi being detrimental to the footh) on a nationw\-ide scale. Bass p college plays on a Thursday an football fans throughout the L; Fat Frank Howard was c his plowhands "out behind thi "Y'all mite remembler that t down thar in Columbie wants count of the concessions, lie! sions in the United States to year. Patooie!" Ilvery man har In case anlyone harbors ai game, let me attempt to clarify I thought the Gamecocks p)lay game but not a bad1 one eithe 200 yards passing andl over 1 Only one predlict ion this wiV by 7. Get 'em Glamecocks!! Oh, Yeah! And with the advent of the aip proaching Carolina-C'lemson game,I which seems to he the talk of the town, numerous incidents haveI taken place-one such as the at tempted panty raid that occurred Monday night. Students (hoys) peeled from roomis and gathered on D)avis F"ield and the horse-' shoe and then attacked the inno-I cent coedl dorms. Never have you seen such excitement-hoys beat ing on the locked doors, Dean Tomlin and President Sumwalt running across the horseshoe in~ their nities, and the scuffling of the intruders back to their dlorms. IMPORTED FROM GENUINE GOATSKIN HEADS RED AND WHITE WOODS KNEE HOLD GROOVES HAND MADE FOR TRUE TONE 6" AND 7" HEADS POSTPAID SEND CHECK ORl MONEY ORDE R CAL-WOOD LP 40AWni ML DEN iEM, CAlIF. M1se 0 0 rk aid leading scorer for the Clem tehies hi4 fist and tucks in the old - to anyonec's defetse, Scrudato will kA this Saiturday with his bulldozing us gamles he has accumulated six ng scorer for the Tigers and the N9 < W are only two kinds of sport id big old good 'uns, but thi, lback from Clemson (directl. mn scaled to watch for propor ipice of life, or something )ik trip of our pasture-walking wed grounds of Carolina othei i lass laments the change a. L11 publicity of South Carolina )ints out: that no other major d thereby is the focal point of ind on that particular day. verheard talking to some of e barn" last week. He said. he only reazon them people us to play football is on ac I, there ain't enough conces. rit me down in Columbie evet his own gripe going, I guess wvonder about the Virginia the situoat ion. As a spectator Nd a g0o(d game. Not a greal r. Carolina gained well ovet 50 yards rushing. ek: Culture over Agriculturt YOU'LL Fl FAV< BEvI PURPLE OPEN 3 P.M. A Dance to a Corn Come in Satur After We B And D 1/2 PRICE All students and spectators morrow are urged to be on the Clemson Co-ed of 1961-62. Miss the well-known "surprise appei be escorted by several Country By TOM RISIIE Clemson Sports E' Clemson's Tigers have ha off-and-on weekends. At tin appear to be one of the besi South, and at other times considered one of the worst. Much of the story lies in that has plagued the Tigers of the season. A Clemson ha on their first offensive play against Florida, and the pai have been set for the rest Fumbles gave the Gators tha week later a Clemson fumble line in the waning minutes land to kick a winning field Another thing that has hur year has been the "homerun team that Clemson has playe( to spring a scoring play of against the Tigers with th( North Carolina. The Tigers have played on. game, and that was against a Forest team. This was the which Clemson's line has be year. Even against Aubt minded Tigers, the Clemson was clearly the better line. Air Att Soph Parker Meets Bird's Jim Costen Sajturjday's slugfest may disin tegrate into a war of winging footballs if past records are any indication. Both teams possess the able air arms to propel their overland attack if need be. The Tigers boast of a two barreled throwing threat which could trouble the Gamecocks no end if it remains intact. This con sists of the twin threat of sopho more Jim Parker and Joe Ander son, who have combined their talents to make Clemson the top pass outfit in the ACC. Carolina can't quite match the hilimen in accumulated yards, but they can point to steadily improv ing slinger Jim Costen as a part of the USC attack that has to be allowed for. The passers here have had to overcome the handicap of slack p)ractice for the last four years. Parker has exceeded Coach Frank llowvard's fondest dreams with both his passing andl rushing, ieadinig the Tigers in both depart menits until he was injured. HeI was also vying hotly with All A merican Roman Gabriel of N. C. State for the Atlantic Coast Con ference total offense title. .-BEAT clEMiSON! - ND YOUR 3RITE SONION ION. THRU SAT. bo Fri. & Sat. Eve day, Nov. 11th, eat Clemson ink For - 4-7 P.M. it the game to- our brother ins lookout for Mis upper South Clemson will use irance" and will will be Miss Cl Gentlemen from -may she reci rhe Tiger R Bright spol litor play of the so play from hE I a season of Ronnie Osboi Les the Tigers strong with ; teams in the and center Ja they could be West is probi ference, and t the fumbilitis has kicked 3C since the first Biggest qu fback fumbled whether or i in the opener back Jim Par ;tern seems to was leading 1 of the season. his injury, an t game, and a White's placE on the 20-yard to ever play f enabled Mary- torn ligamen goal. game, Parker t Clemson this Without Pf " play. Every be severely h I has been able ond team, the over 40 yards Another spar exception of the running punt all the y one bad ball Tulane, and i fired-up Wake away threat. only game in Clemson hi en- beaten this Duke while lo irn's defense- land, and Sou forward wall opposite. Th real corker. ack Ind Playoff Pa Emerge In Playoff entrants are beginning to emerge as the intramural foot ball season enters its last weeks of competition. Only two teams will have survived their schedule without defeat when the final re sults are in. In Fraternity League One, both Phi Kap and PiKA have elimi nated their opposition and only one undefeated unit survived Wednesday's clash between these two powers, the loser entering the playoffs in the lower bracket. SPE threw the League Two fraternity race intQ a jumble by beating KA. As it stands now, a three-way playoff must be held to decide who is to enter the campus wide event between SPE, KA, and Sigma Nu, all of whom will prob ably finish with 5-1 records. A New Look in Sweaters 6-BUTTON $15.95 ROMA TOWNE A A blend of a for a luxui 65% Merino Wool 3 Seven hand: Sizes: Avalable also kl Sizes: Sleevelesa Sizes. I 'Nothmug M.aasa CH A R- ACC( titution in the rolling mudhills of Carolina. Tomorrow's appearance amson's debut in the State Capital 4lve a warm welcome!!!! 0 0 0 :s for the Tigers have been the phomores, along with improved lfback Elmo Lam, and tackle ,ne. The Clemson line is very Osborne, guard Calvin West, ck Veronee leading the charge. tbly the best guard in the con he other guard Lon Armstrong extra points in succession. estion for the game will be iot outstanding soph quarter ker will be able to play. Parker ,he ACC in total offense until d could easily step into Harvey as the best "T" quarterback or the Tigers. After suffering ts in his hand in the Auburn did not even dress for Tulane. Lrker, the Clemson offense will impered. With him on the see y are better than the first unit. k on this second unit has been >f Elmo Lam. He returned a way in the 21-6 victory over s the Tiger's only real break ts beaten North Carolina and sing to Wake Forest and Mary th Carolina has done the exact is upcoming fray should be a .icated 0. . rticipants Football In Independent circles, one league race has already been de cided, while the other is rather confused at the moment. Zone 7 has already taken the League One title without a loss, knocking off formidable competition from Zones 5 and 6. These two outfits will play on Monday, Nov. 13, to decide who enters the playoffs with Zone 7. "Clear as mud" is the situation in the League Two struggle, with an equality on the part of the teams contributing to the situa tion. Zone 9 now has a slim lead, but the outcome is still in doubt as entrants from Zone 1, Zone 8, and Zone 12 are still given good chances to take the title. - BEAT CLEMSON! - Grayson 's 1347 Main St. And V-NECK $12.95 GORA ND KING uperb fibers y sweater 5% Baby Kid Mohaii ome colors 38-46 high V pullover 38-48 pullover ires up to Woor )UNTS INVITED .o.0 Are Near! S ......... . .................. . . -2ii .R1 5-~. ......~ Clemson slotback Gary Barnes seems to be shunning the football as5 it approaches his outstretched hands. Barnes, once a colorful end for the Clemson Tigers, was moved to the slotback position at the first of the scasoin due to his pass catching and running ability, ie has aceounted for a comparative number of yards gained by the Cleanson unit this year. Playing the safety poeition on defense, he has tightened the pass coverage with numerous interceptionus. ( Alhor of "I Was a Teen-age Dwvarf", "T he Many Loves of Dobi'e Gillis", etc.) HUSBANDS, ANYONE? It has been alleged that coeds go to college for the sole purpose of finding husbands. This is, of course, an infamous canard, and I give fair warning that, small and spongy as I am, anybody who Bays such a dastardly thing when I am around had better. be prepared for a sound thrashing!i G irls go to college for precisely the same reasons as nen do: to broaden their horizons, to lengthen their vistas, to drink at the fount of wisdom. But, if, by pure chance, while a girl is engaged in these meritorious pursuits, a likely looking husband should pop into view, why, what's wrong with that? Elh? What's wrong with that? The question now arises, what should a girl look for in a husband. A great deal has been written on this subject. Some say character is most important, some say background, some say appearance, some say education. All are wrong. The most important thing-bar none-in a husband is health. Though he be handsome as Apollo and rich as Midas, what good is he if he just lays around all day accumulating bedsores? The very first thing to do upon meeting a man is to manke sure he is sound of wind and limb. Before he has a chance to sweet-talk you, slap a thermometer in his mouth, roll back his eyelids, yank out his tongue, rap his patella, palpate his thorax, ask him to straighten out a horseshoe with his teeth. If lhe fails these simple testa, phone for an ambulance and go on to the next prospect. If, however, he turns out to be physically fit, proceedl to the second most important requirement in a husband. I refer to a sense of humor. A man who can't take a joke is a man to be avoided. There are several simple tests to find out whether your prospect can take a joke or not. You can, for example, slash his tires. Or burn his "Mad" comics. Or steal his switchblade. Or turn loose his pet raccoon. Or shave his head. After each of these good-natured pranks, laugh gaily and shout "April Fool! If he replies, "But this is February nine teenth," or something equally churlish, cross him off your list g and give thanks you found out in time. But if he laughs silverly and calls you "Little Minx I" put him to the next test. Find out whether he is kindly. The quickest way to ascertain his kindlines is, of course, to look at the cigarette he smokes. Is it mild? lsit element? 1s it humane? Does it minister tenderly to the psyche? Does it coddle the synapses? Is it a good companion? Is it genial? Is it bright and friendly and filtered and full of dulcet pleasure from cockcrow till the heart of darkness? Is it, in short, Marlboro? If Marlboro it be, then clasp the man to your bosom with hoops of steel, for you may be sure that he is kindly as a sum mer breese, kindly as a mother's kiss, kindly to his very marrow. And now, having found a man who is kindly and healthy andl blessed with a sense of humor, the only thing that remains is to make sure he will always earn a handsome living. That, fortunately, is easy. Just enroll him in engineering, Joining Marlboro In bringing you tkle column throughout the school year is another fine product from the same makers-the king-size, unnitered Philip Morris Commander. Here is pure, clean smoking pleasure, Try a pack. You'l be . n...a....m.