The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 14, 1961, Page Page Three, Image 3
Dear Mama
Mack C.
BY ORIN ANDERSON
Dear Mama,
Everything here has just about
quieted down now that Easter and
Spring Vacations are over. That
is, just about.
I'm was certainly enjoyed my
self to be home for part of Eas
ter. It shore was good to see the
people that live around dear old
Memnaw Bottom is alive and kick
ing. Especially old Quarentine
Slogan. Yes it was very good to
see old Quarentine.
You know, Mama, I just noticed
something about that girl. Do you
remember the way Quarentine
u4ed to resemble her fathers old
mule Matilda? Well, ever since
she shaved her sideburns and
started wearing something besides
that old Finch's Fertilizer Sack
that she always slopped the hogs
' in, she come closer to looking like
a human being than that stature
in the park of grant riding his
horse. (A loyal Southerner
NEVER capitalizes the "g" in
"grant") I might add that she
seems to have tooken on a more
"desireable" odor, too. Yes, I might
add that.
Well, anyway, she shore were a
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sight for sore eyes.
Mama, do you remember me
telling you about the number of
boys in the Fraternity? Well last
time I wrote, I ran out of paper
before I could finish telling you
everything that I started to.
You see, like I said, there is
301 members in the select group
of finely polished young mens
that are a part of Sigma Omega
Beta, and so of course, some dif
ficultys arrizes. Like parties.
Big Party
Now, when we throws a big
party (like "Welcome back from
the Hospital Bob St. John Parties"
and "We are So Glad To See You
Made It Back Home From Siberia
Larry Clarkson and Freddie Pugh
Parties") the whole fraternity
comes, cause it a big event. But
when we have a little party (like
"Founders Day") Not all the boys
can come, so we arrange the boys
alphabetically, and the "A's"
through the "L's" flip a coins
with the "M's" through the
"Z's" to see who gets to celebrate.
The losers usually trot on down
to the "Hoffbrau" to get in a
little extra studying.
IAT'S GOING ON, ON CAMPUS?
'ANTI-LEGS
THTS WHAT!
What's going on girls in every
college in the. country? PANTI
LEGS by GLEN RAVEN...the
fabulous new fashion that's mak
ing girdles, garters and garter
belts old fashionl A canny com
bination of sheerest stretch stock
ings and non-transparent stretch
panty brief. PANTI-LEGS are
ecstatically comfortable with cam
pus togs, date frocks, all your
'round-the-clock clothes - espe
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slacks. No sag, wrinkle or bulge.
L-o-n.g wearing. Of sleek Enka
Nylon. Available in three shades
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aster At
Which reminds me, I bet you
wonder why we spend so much
time studying at the "Hoffbrau."
I guess you could say its just
"that old thirst for knowledge"!
Ah well, I guess.
Other Frats
You know something, Mama, We
(Sigma Omega Beta) is always
drawing ridicule from Alpha
Sigma Sigma and the other odd-ball
frats who always laugh and say
its rediculous to be in Sigma
Omega Beta, cause there is so
many more PIledges than Actives.
Well, we put it in front of the
pledges at their last meeting, and
Us actives asked them what they
thought of it. Well they got mad
and threw all both of us into the
shower!
That in itself is not so bad, but
its Hell when the Actives have to
play the Pledges in Football.
Oh boy, old Ray (lone come up
with a good one this time. We was
sitting around the old Frat house
after the annual "Columbus Dis
covered America Party" and we
was discussing the fine job the,
"Cocky"
YE SUIMT r (r AS -$Onit 01*Wi
up front thai
R-BLEND and only i
cos specially selected
lavor in filter smoking.
Memnau
U. of S. C. Debate team was doing
this year, when Ray popped up
in his usual monotone, "Yeh ...
I tried out for ....the
De bate Team, but
they said I was too
tall!"
Ray shore is crazy.
Well, my new-found-frien Danny
Rowe is back from his Spring
vacations in the Congo. He tells
me everything is going pretty
cool and if nothing goes wrong,
that we can expect a national
crisis any day now. It have always
given me an immense sense of
security to know that we live in
such a peaceful World.
Mama, now that I have been in
college for close on to eight months
now, I have been acquiring alots
of knowledge. Just ask me.
Dr. Chowen
Guess What? I saw old Dr.
Chowen the other (lay. le still as
happy as always. Yeh (I think
he's happy cause I ain't taking
History 11 anymore) le asked
me how I was getting along and
By Rosemary Hankins
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h)out
Viso2a t
mdsncill
i Bottom
what ever happeled to "that Furd
reature."' ~Wel, I told him. Yes,
I di(d.
I told him that, the last I heard
old Chunkie was oin his way over
seas in search of knowledge. Ife
laughed til t hie tears rolled down
his face. lie shore a happy man.
Well, I guwss I vot to ine moving
along, I got to run111 down to the
fraternity house and check out
how the new project is coming.
The new project is "(lan Air
Week," which is a thing we have
sOrely needed for 1mny moons.
Cigarette Wrappers
You see. they just, had this cam
pius-wide contitst sponlsored by
soMe Cigarette company. The frat
that smoked the most cigarette
and collected the Iost cigar-tt
wrappers, and non-filtered "Co
manches" (You know. "N(lcom
A broad"- and we did) counts two!
points and so for about two weeks
we would smoke ourselves si k
trying to get enough wrappers to
win that Stereo Set.
But, it was to no avail. It seems
some fraternity got ahold of a
printing press and run off a couple
of thousand wrappers before old
Ray discovered they was using it
and blackmailed them into letting
him try his favorite hobby. (1Print
ing pictures of Alexander 1lamii
ton1 on a lovely green background).
Ray is so talented.
Well, so long. I got to go sink
imly teeth into Smile of that "culi- I
nary art" that they ,erve in tle
Russell House. f
Bye now,
Your loving son,
Mack C. Twirls
seen. Heard. Spokean
ON CAMPUS
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the <ling azil/cas, .ralcfv i's aw<l
jickffs, I1ca(lof su l e ks.
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