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Dear Mama . .. Mack C.. BY O1IN ANDERSON c Staff Writer I Dear Mama, d I shore do hope that everything b is fine in Memnaw Bottom, Cause ain't nothing going right here. t cause reason I say this is be.- t CuM of that old arch-enemy of I hogs an1d men, Spring Fever. a Favorite Pastime fi To show you what I mean, the f favorite pastime and sport of all the Frat Men on fat frat row is b now "Squirrell - Watching." You I see, now that its "that" time of f the year, all them crazy little " squirrells are all the time running I aroun1d the campus chasing each k other and playing a modified ver- d sion of "Tag" and so everybody sits around (when they ain't studying real hard at the Hoff brau) and bets one another on themi stupid little animals. And then there's always them Iedge ''rips. fou see, In Sigma Beta, we got a sort of unusual custom and that is everybody goes on the "Il'ledge Trip." (So I guess that imke it sort of a Active-Pledge Trip . . . And believe mie, these , trips can get pretty active.) Darts Its this way: We decide on where ve is going by taking one' of them globes of the world, and t a handful of darts, and twirling it, and let fly. Well, when it came to be Ray's turn (you know, Ray Young, my roommate) he couldn't see the globe too good cause he had just finished winning the annual coke drinking contest by about a gallon and a half (Ray is crazy about t cokes), and so that is why Bob St. .lhn took his pledge trip to V the Columbia lospital. Cokes Well, when we finally decided i where everybody was going and i we had finished willing up all the % blood, we each took a good supply Earn $135 weekly during summer traveling overseas. MUST BE U. S. CITIZEN. Com plete details furnished. Send $1.00 to Lansing Information Service, Dept. F-19, Box 74, New York 61, N. Y. SaemmpcalHg& WW I smoe. ou'l b deigh - t ic,tbcc at Has Spri f cokes and a good running start. a fact, Ray took such a good inning start that he missed the oor and went out through the ig picture window. When he was finished talking to ie dean, lie went off on his des nation which was Cairo, Egypt. lis assignment was to bring back brick off the Great Pyramid. We ggurred that ought to hold him Lr a while, but it didn't. As a matter of fact, he not only rought back a stone off the Great yramid, but he had it auto raphed by all concubines in Nas ar's harem, which he claims to ave stumbled across. But if I now Ray, the only stumbling he id was not across. Out-Of-The Way Some of the boys went to real Why Don' Reading 2 BY ROSEMARY IIANKINS You, there. You in the Madras, rith your wistful eyes haunting heir way past the correctly bouf ant coiffure of the young lady in rtont of the window--lovely morn 1g, isn't it? Do you feel drawn i that forlorn dandelion that the !eetles have somehow failed to nnihilate? Do you feel an urge to cast your orialdehyde-laden frog at your tb instructor, to exclaim impolite rords in French at being cooped 'i that meaningless, grey-walled lassroom ? If so, comrade, join he clan. You are afflicted with an ad anced case of gypsy-in-the soul, therwise known as spring fever. knd, since you are a big, grown-up Iollege Person now, and Gram in't here to dose you with sul hur, molasses, and assafoetida, hy don't you try a book? No, not that kind. 5 POINTS THEATRE - CALENDAR - FRIDAY 3/17 "THE WONDERFUL COUNTRY" SATURDAY 3/18 "HANNIBAL" SUNDAY 3/19 (Held Over) "HANNIBAL" 2 Shows Only 2 & 4 P.M. Tonight at 8 P.M. A CFFC Presentation "HIROSHIMA, MON AMOUR" One Show Only MON.-TUES.-WED. 3/20-22 A CFFC Presentation "HIROSHIMA, MON AMOUR" THURSDAY 3/23 "MIDNIGHT LACE" emre air-softens - Fo hco,f the veyesne fsrnt teo ali md ve o C mk erse stokt ig Fever out-of-the way places. In f. poor ole Larry Clarkson went such a far out-of-the way pL that ho ain't come back yet. I that's all right cause we've he from him. And he says that and Nikita are good buddies n except that he don't like salt. says not to expect him to pay dues any time soon as he is (o some vital research on the bi of Dixieland in Odessa, so mi for Larry and pledge trips. Well, Mama, that's about all now and besides, I got to go i help Ray move that stone fr the Great Pyramid out of DI Tomlin's office. B3ye now, Your loving son, Mack C. Twirls t You Tr: Book... I mean something a little < beat-any good, solid bridge-pI inig campusite ordinarily shi them like the plague-but try new look, if you like to he a lil daring. The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Graham is quite bal the story of a misguided mole v contracts April wanderlust finds lurid excitement among river-people. The rat, the madc ivy-league toad, the subvers weasels-all these convert mole a new way of living. On the subject of hearness current topic on the sun deel A. A. M i I n e has donated House at Pooh Corner, a dram expose of the lives and relati ships of the animals. (Notal Winnie-ther and Piglet.) Morbid Cartoons For those of you who are templating suicide, murder, marriage (no social significan we should like to recommen book of Charles Addams' delil fully morbid cartoons. Mr. Ad was the first artist to immortU the now famous funeral h which, in a burst of progress, ferred green stamps to its tomers. Therefore, you with the ne limbered tennis shoes, sally f4 in search of a book. The walk do you good. Freshes yo "every puf - - ash soft ne. This * menthol e so by mns" the * rich reshness, Salem! "Cocky" to ice lut id C oW He his rth ng for nd Xm an ff-' tle z Sunlamp n Invade Un the ap, IY JOAN WOLCOTT it ive e The 1idians are back! Each Year as summer approaches, Caro lina is invaded by a different tribe a of red-skins. Members of this rh u don't claim to be true-blue, rt for they are Indians of the sun tie lamip variety. uh on- Idiu fly, Mr. Sun himself is responsible for this foreign invasion on Uni ver1ity soil. His rays are so ap-01 pealing to some Carolina students o that they rush to employ artificiai or means when skies are cloudy. Hence, the origin of the Carolina ) idnians. (Also known as the Sun ht- Sots.) k The (desire to be a Carolina lize Indian is acute among many stu mne dents. Who wants to be a pale of- Iface when wearing the newest in u sum mer garb? Besides, if one is tired of his present face, exposure to light can result in a radical rth clange. will Sun Sot One cynical soul remarked, "All lo 'r ur taste t/I. fresh toacotat mo er ile . o By Rosemary Hankirm Fn dian s twversitly takes to be a Sunl Sot is to bc( iscless." True, stime sunlamij ArS don't bother to readl dirve. 1nS, for who4 wvanits to waste v nu1tP 01n SUCh trivials? Althoudt Inu)fac(t UrIers mnay advocate re. iing onl1y a few m1inlutes per da3 der. such a.lmp Car(lin)a In. inis know that a half-hour's timl, 11 "do themi uip brown." -Sun-deck hasker-s realize t ha, vir miethod is loniger, but the3 'N' imii to prefer- "Nature's Way.' V-Indians who are conscientiOu: out their fair skin are ever reful to coat themselves witl e newest piotective lotion. The: iow that after a catnap of fiv mis, their red-skinned brother the lamp netihm von't pu ein n the shade. The Carl-dina Indian tribe ha rNdy begun to make an appear ce on campus. The red skin a i I mebes makes them basy t >ot, as do their sracked sile.v mnghas.ses and scenit of soothinj tionl. No Color hiserimination Te nwsun Potective lot. Thre, om tay Uniteri actapity be (uso thir eolor. ine fact,ther ual greingeshto(esesuet pT, he tuin nine tIl Nieve~ t'nilegin"isle to makapa Oneniersitykesuihemn (aher irol,inaIdin do irt'tae smcile iendlygreetn seth ifirmarv N>r soraIn )ir.n Imat Me vay'he wel ommt o a frra ese sftdeitr conce. InfP,tei ens Inia hv e rmned one niles plast isemories tof thei emb eelato ome ttcI yo wnonido where(pae-fac -nt,emakereetingfir t he nerares nhims. e' be unr i, won Ioe t\ ring and his safemie tfriend l'ysh therlcm heats nst a For S thee are thos(ernwho Pey psIrdia ans!"~ e 'na e O( (' lss leastitnlcnotis ofthe jFIVEoPO. I sa eRega r isDnr "Iliahanns FIVE POIN1 J21eM Diary ( 'Eager B Sunday. March 12. Dear Diary, D( At : (in he mnorninig!!) tll alarm w e n t off. I 1rorniiiptI y :' I';eId 1) 1 over,4 1 1 41 1 )off, 4and WVen t ha.k 1 t sl op. At 8:15 the phone rany. A voice oil the othir (-nd said briskly. ".11(y, nMai. like wha.t's keepi n' yoJuW? We' all raldY taku off for Pawleys." iahigd"wni nd! rnn up m 414- r bl 1nk , I m h 11 b-,d. "Like dwn't you think i:'s a wee hit cold ? Man. You 1 r4aIy if o'Lt think I'm wonna' V( to jny% beach today" At '1:00 w al! p; 14.1 1t white (conlvertilble and 114 -wh ed f"r the coast. I A, n: Iimy date happene(d ', glance fiver at the ldash b4:1rd tn 4xcI aimed -N. ".y. whai a 0 p 't little red light, but what dIes that 'Gen.' mean? At 12::11 w\e# left Shultz's Garage and continued our trip. At 2:0n1) we hit the beach. put I)nJ Wur ba ltifi suits. ald kaid (own oni lankets to sun ourselves. At 2:In we wore wrappd1 up pi in the hhm 11k4et. teeth ha.ttvring. leluctantly. \. we ranl to() t he var, put up the tillp. turned on the heater. and started back to Co lumbia. p At 5:00 we arrived safe and soluln. hloa.tingi '4f our "fabulous a tropical ai dvelitile at the heach." Dramatic Society Who Is M Who is W. C. Macriaidy7 Wihat dr1 ldid he dh? Why ? Stu NOIIit whj'i i re interested in any phase of, u t f \r 04 ANDRHOTVOGSIN lurer suQu CHIE-BAKET ~ND HO DOGSh aenStee 4F,1 )f An eacher' Monday. Mar-ch 1:1. -ar Diary, At 8:001 woke up. but will r,: ab1-( to att4'Fnl (hIS' S. A S I haIV'e -1Iht ca.-- of ouble I)nvumti onia. ulen, Hoerd. Ng*ehen )N CAMPUS .I /i t wIE l *1 "1 houRI;lly to ! , I'sti" ns I .c l a11r. < t e yuny tot Jnit w llfin o it ,:htniao yis in 'rcstun or 1|, ieh n wo t ee Ila,1.;SI P(4 c ! *eI/ par i . r ciral. 'jI"j Wf-n, inUking up for vi,o a'c that . u n d a y th/,a t '9 . > *'"/~ tIs o Is ( d o1 ,./,4ha 41n " f .' hat looks w>,t.sunkingt orniind camt . 1 11a 1 flu(,e is the po f turtAc, 1 <(1, II, whhi a co ed has tyh, fu'(1r11|/ijos. 441 , i ts b ,' i lli, ,r in r'lptrotio, I'lr Sjllu (! " pa nty J o ti. tilt sf(" acready? a <i t4' 'ltti-nd t or a i - p t n/ - in ' O1 o h u lu' of the1 Caolina 3l' irts forl the se r m I 3cosun(- read14ing,tS ( - i rl t "4 al ;14. A mi l'v 3n. 1f10lil 4''?453id'e'a4 4/4, fi It aws's "'he I,oet or's l)ilemmna, mqs' Thet Innioe'nts. St ariat \iar .or 1 \u rder ini the)R' i s4( n,4 l lliams'< Gis Sl'1enagerie', Ant n's4 Winte'rset , and~i i Romeot d . nloit by an3 44bsc4ure4 six!teeth S heen1 w5it houta wor'k I3, ing drama "an3iza1tion3 for3 abollut a1 yl'ar. The 'ness of the gr'oup will dI'eend t he coopeatl'lion and4( re(sponfse of Mt studen1t blody - - future Ma din.1h11, Standl( Fo(rth! Youl ar 3e cord ial!ly inlvitedI and rne~stl ent'33reated to attend the in1 meeting Tuesday. For fur er in formation, cont-act Michael !redith, faculty advisor, via the iglishi Department, or Rosemary tnkinns Box 176, C'ampu.