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IL Officers and their dates for th Boatwright; John Smith, Senior L and Chee Chee Moore; Dan Kiper, President, and Norma Hellams. (I Battle of (Continued from Page 2) decision and return things as they were before the meeting. I ask this in fairness to the stu dent body and to the members of the various other campus organi zations. At the same time, I might sug gest that they sit down and try to figure out what the H-- The Gamecock does with all its money; try to get it running more effi ciently; and if possible, distribute a little more of the money to the organizations that need it for bet ter uses. In conclusion I wish to state that in my opinion any person who will not accept a campus position purely for the experience, respect and prestige gained from it, isn't worth a damn. Sincerely, RONALD STREEM Station Manager, WUSC - Grandma, leafing through money received from her soldier grandson: "Just look at the bounties my grandson earned shooting some pest called craps." My Good Conduct Bar To the winds I'd throw For a Payday night date With Marilyn Monroe. Get Complete Loi On Campus Wolv BY A NAVY MAN Oh the co-ed, Oh the co-ed Is the college student's foe First she breaks us then she shakes us After she has spent our dough Sad but true are the words of the song quoted above and if some people only knew how true. Can you trust one ? Can you tell her a secret? Can you expect her to keep a date ? Can you talk sensibly with one about any subject? Can you do anything reasonable and expect her to respond like a normal person? The answer, my dear friend is emphatically NO. Why do they have to be so charming and sweet at times but so darn Sfickle and knife-sticking at others? Maybe you have been turned down by one girl and can see no chance in immediately calling an Oother. If more than ten minutes has elapsed you are a gone duck for the "word" has already been spread out over Sims and is hurriedly reaching the dormitories so your best bet is that friend of yours that lives out in town. Some are not even so kind as to turn you dowvn, but with sugar and honey coming over the line, make that date, and when you meet her at the scheduled time you are casually Informed that her room does not answer. Being the sucker that you are, you wait on her for a half hour and then go out and get drunk by yourself. Yep, they are guilty of all these things and even more. One of the deepest cuts, however, is to be written a kind note on how nice you are and how she will always value your friend ship but that she is going to marry that Air Corps Lieutenant that she met this summer. Oh yes, you have your trouble with the "zoom birds" and their bars. You say to yourself just wait until you have your stripe, but, -oh heck, a lot of good that will do. The young lady will probably be In Reno getting a divorce by then and being the sucker that a male Is, he will probably be dating her again. My friend, why don't you wise up to their type of co-ed and try, oh try so hard to find one of those Grand March At G Xw e German Club WNinter Formal Jar ader, and Nell McCants; Lanny S1 Secretary, and Vera Church; tudy 'hoto by Munn-Teal). Words... (Continued from Page 2) student body. it is impossible for the editor or managing editor of The Gamecock to have a paying part-time job. This $100 would help the journalists support themselves while working on the paper. In regard to Mr. Streem's last opinion, The Gamecock editor does receive experience, and perhaps respect and prestige. He also re ceives criticism, little sleep, poor grades because of the time the job itakes, and many headaches. If Gamecock staff members thought only of themselves, as Streem said, they would never take the job. When the Statmn Manager or any other member of WUSC over sleeps a half-hour one morning in stead of signing on the station-as occasionally happens-no repercus sions are felt; but if the managing editor of The Gamecock knocked off a half-hour early instead of putting the paper to bed, all hell would break- loose when students found no Gamecock in their box Thursday night or Friday morning. The Gamecock staff feels a re sponsibility and never leaves half a column blank. We must do our job and cannot leave this office regardless of the hour (it is now 2:30 a. m.)-until the job is done. If WUSC feels that it is pro viding a necessary service to the students, why must they present -Down s Coeds kind settled girls who are not guilty of such things and will be willing to act like a normal person. BY A COED Wolves! Wolves! Wolvesl Some dressed in Navy blue; some diessed in zoot suits; some dressed in gentlemen's rigs; and some just dressed as wolves. They take the poor co-ed out and say, "At last I've found the one and only." Thea she jumps every time the tele phone rings in hopes that he is calling back. After a week of this, it dawvns on her that it is just another "line"-something to get around but fast. The innocent little co-ed has fallen again hook, line, and sinker. Can you blame her if she doesn't believe you-even wvhen a miracle happens andl you mean what you say? The co-ed tries desperately to improve the poor wvolves' culture, but will they talk sensible about. any subject? No, they want to get (down to the bare facts. If you let him kiss you, he lets the whole campus know that you're fast as - - - -,, and if you don't kiss him, he says that you're' a big drip. Nowv I ask you-what can the poor, innocent co-ed (10? The co-ed wvaits around all week for her current heart-throb to ask her for a (date for Satuday night. She does everything except knock him over with a hammer. And at last gives a (late to Mopey Joe. Who (10 you think calls her for a date at 7 o'clock Saturday night? None other than her current heart throb. Such is the life of a co-ed. How about the wvolves that rush you off your feet for a (late and then when you give them one, they don't show up. Or the wolves that tell you to be ready at 7 o'clock sharp because you're going to a friend's house for supper, and you just can't be late. So you rush yourself to death to be ready and then wait around on pins andl needles until 8:30. So, dear co-eds, here's best advice, be wise like your friends the wolves-and give as much as they can dish out. erman Club Formal 4.,X uary 9 were (left to right): WVill M ay, Asmistant Treasurer, and Bobbie Lee, Vice- I resident, and Catheri Phi Eps Elect P Bill Novit of Charleston was elected superior of Phi Epsilon Pi Fraternity for the spring semester, retiring superior Isadore Lourie announced. Novit previously held this posi-1 tion last spring and has served as president of seveia! other campus organizations. Ivan Miller of Columbia was elected vice-supertor, and Allan Baker of Columbia was elected treasurbr. Other officers elected include: 1. M. Goldberg of Charleston, re cording secretary; Donald Miller of Columbia, corresponding see retary; Morris Levy of New! Orleans, La., alumni secretary, Isadore Lourie of St. George, pledge master; Lou Colbus of Altoona, Pa., house manager; Stanley Krugman of Columbia, their message to the students by means of this publication? WUSC knows that the Gamecock serves the students in a more necessary way. Of course, WUSC does pro vide very good entertainment for the students living on the campus. The present editor of The Gamecock, Bill Novit, has not asked for nor received one cent for serving -as editor or for working the previous six semesters. He, however, realizes that future staffs deserve what he did not receive. He believes that if The Gamecock is to remain a first-class paper,' and serve the student body and university, future editors will have to be paid, as were past editors until three'semester's ago. The Gamecock's books are lo cated in the University treasurer's office and are open for the general public to inspect. As soon as the treasurer's office can compile one, a financial statement for the fall term will be published. Th'1e Gamne cock welcomes all suggestions on how it can be run efficiently and< welcomes all students who are in-] terested in working with or without pay.--The Editor WHAT A SEAUTI FUL. voicE! JUJGT LIKE A BIRD! More IeopIe iddleton, .unior Leader, and Mary Ward; Marion Brown, Treasurer, le Nicoll; and Brantley Phillips, 4ovit President historian; and Jack Simon of Sumter, chaplain. President Novit announced that the fraternity will celebrate its silver anniversary on April 24 with a campus-wide formal dance. Hypatian Initiates New Members Hypatian Literary Society ini tiated five new members at a banquet held January 13. The new members are: Barbara Muncaster, Washington, D. C.; Janette Aycock, Sumter; Lennie Epps, New Zion; Carolyn Smith, Columbia; and Geraldine Still, Blackville. The banquet was held at Cald well's Cafeteria. Impromptu speeches were rendered by Tommie Herbert, Carolyn Smith, and Robbie Lou Harper. Elizabeth Traylor, Hypatian president, has announced that spring officers will be elected the rirst Tuesday in February. Fresh men members will he accepted in the spring semester. Hypatian was the first literary organization organized for women on the University of South Caro lina qampus. The society sponsors impromptu and extemporaneous speaking, poetry reading, panel liscussions, and prepared speeches, ind takes part in many other activities. When a student called on his iew sixteen-year-old girl, he lemarked that he was from York. rhe father commented that he and iis wife were married there Jeventeen years ago and noticed startled expression pass over the 'oungster's face. Next morning, the girl said with lisgust, "That certainly did it, 'ather. I had told him I was ~ighteen; so then of course I had o tell him I was illegitimate." wil 7&L. 8ESHE -~ --WINOG Uf - WITH THL smoke Camels T Alpha Kappa Psi Elects Officers Alpha Kappa Psi, professional business fraternity, installed new officers January 7 for the coming year. They are: Edward (;. Coyle, president; Lawrence it. Shockley, vice-president; Benjamin S. Pearl Atine, secretary; William J. Mc Caw, treasurer. and Lewis W. Rollins, master of rituals. Alpha Kappa Psi is a fraternity tor ien whose training is in the' field of accounting. business, and Campus Humor (From other publications) I serve at purpose in this school On which no man can frown I quietly slip into class And keep the average down. Spinster: What is the number of my suite? Hope it isn't 13. Hotel clerk: No, Madam, you're suite 16. Spinster: Naughty! Naughty! Two tourists were driving through Vermont in maple season and notice( the shiny tin buckets hanging low on the trunks of trees. "My gracious," exclaimed one of the tourists excitedly, "They cer tainly have a sanitary bunch of dogs around here!" "The baby has its father's nose and its mother's eyes." "Yes, and if grandpa doesn't stop leaning over the crib, it's going to have him teeth." Daughter: Mom, did you find men trying? Mother: Yes, dear, but y.ou must learn to hold them off. Attentioi A For you Itiken You'll ha laundry E WHAT ? SELL INSURANCE WITH AVOCE HOl UIKiTHAT? H SHE'LL BE AN 9 OPERA STAR! 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