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By SANDY
An eighty-year-old playboy had
married a girl of twenty-two and
more than anything else he wanted
a son. So he went to his physician
and explained his ambition.
"I'm sorry," said the doctor, "you
may be heir-minded but you're not
heir-conditioned."
* * *
Hubby: "Everything I have
touched this morning has gone
wrong."
Wifie: "Oh, dear! That means
I'll have to fire the cook, the maid
and the baby sitter."
* * *
Elderly lady lunching in cafe:
"This rhubarb seems very stringy."
Waiter (politely): "Have you
tried eating it With your veil up?"
* * *
A husband would rather come
home and find the refrigerator on
the blink than come home and find
the iceman out of order.
* * *
A citizen had been arrested for
selling illegal whiskey. As he stood
before the bench, the color of his
nose was evident to all spectators.
His attorney rose.
"Look at the defendant," he said.
"Can you honestly say he looks
like a man who would sell whiskey
if he had it?" It took the jury less
than one minute to bring a not
guilty verdict.
Economics Cony.
Nov. 16 and 17;
USC Represented
Dean S. M. Derrick, Prof. James
A. Morris, Prof. A. C. Flora, Jr.,
and perhaps others of the depart
ment of economics will attend a
meeting of the Southern Economics
association in Knoxville, Tenn., on
Nov. 16 and i, Dean Derrick said
today.
Some of the topics to be discussed
are "Monopoly and Economic Sta
bility," Monetary-Fiscal Policies
and Economic Stability," and gen
eral regional economic problems.
One feature of the meeting will
be an addi ess on economic develop
ment by Robert D. Calkins, vice
president and director of the Gen
eral Education Board.
The delegation from the univer
sity will at this meeting extend an
invitation to the association to meet
at the university sometime during
the sesquicentennial celebration.
New Ritz
Thaeater
After Carolina beats Clemson,
come on down to the Newe
Ritz and help us celebrate.
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Jack: "How did you happen to
marry a homely girl like Martha?"
Bill: "She was the only girl that
would listen to me and when I got
thru it was too late."
* * *
Joe: "Whisper those three little
words that will make me walk on
air."
Ann: "Go hang yourself."
* * *
A dress was bought on the install
ment plan.
The reason was to please a man.
The dress wore out, the man is
gone.
But the darn installments go on
and on.
* * *
Dot: "What's the matter, dearie,
you look all torn and disheveled?
Didn't you come home in that dumb
new farm hand's flivver?"
Bee: "Well, dearie, he may be a
dumb new farm hand, but why
didn't somebody tell me he was the
champion corn husker of this
county?"
* * *
Policeman (to pedestrian just
struck by hit-and-run driver):
"Did you get his number?"
Victim: "No, but I'd recognize
his laugh anywhere!"
* * *
The honeymoon is over when
bushels of kisses are reduced to
little pecks.
Twenty Students
Join Competition
In Scholarships
Twenty students from the uni
versity have applied for foreign
scholarships under the Fulbright
Act.
The undergraduate students, the
countries to which they are apply
ing, and their fields of study are
as follows: Harry Abrahamian,
the Netherlands, medicine; Robert
D. Allsbrook, Austria, mathe
matics; Dorothy T. Karrall,
France, art; Suzanne M. Lewis,
France, art history; Tom McCon
nell, Norway, engineering.
Also, Furman McEachern, the
United Kingdom, Engliah litera
ture; Charles R. Merritt, the
United Kingdom, mathematics;
William H. Payne, the Netherlands,
chemistry; Carolyn Powell, Italy,
music; Peter M. Kozma, the United
Kingdom, journalism; Raymond
Turgeon, Belgium, and Luxem
bourg, French.
Graduate students are: Claude
G. Coleman, New Zealand, eco
nomics; Terrell Glenn, United
Kingdom, law; George W. Haigler,
Australia, mathematics; Cecilia P.
Irwin, France, French; Elizabeth
Ketchen, the Netherlands, educa
tion; Sidney Jumper, New Zealand,
economic geography; Boyd A. Lit
zinger, Italy, literature; Paul
Stone, Norway, education; Martha
Woodham, Belgium, philosophy and
literature.
The applications have been for
warded by the university Fulbright
committee to the Institute of Inter
national Education, which will sub
mit them to the National Board of
Selection. Applicants probably will
receive notice of their selection by
April, 1952.
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German Univ.
Needs Books
Berlin Free University has is
sued a call to the students of the
university for textbooks for its pro
posed new library.
The German university wants
modern lbooks in the fields of law,
medicine, engineering, architecture,
dentistry, philosophy, psychology,
literature, sociology, economics,
political sciences, history, anthro.
pology, physical sciences, and
astronomy.
The books will be used by the
6,000 students attending the Free
University which was established
when division of Berlin placed Ber
lin University in the Soviet zone.
Students or instructors interested
in sending books to the Free Uni
versity should send a list of their
books with author, title, publisher,
and publication date to the Na
tional Conference of Christians and
Jews, Inc., 381 Fourth Ave., New
York 16, N. Y. This foundation
will edit the list and send it back.
Accepted books may be sent to
World Brotherhood, c/o General
Cable Corporation, 26 Washington
St., Perth Amboy, N. J.
'Penny Wise' Readied
For Town Theater's
November Production
"Penny Wise," the rollicking tale
of a housewife who attempts to
thwart her husband's philandering,
will be the second production of
the Columbia Town theater for the
current season, according to Direc
tor Gene Crotty.
The play is scheduled to open for
a week's run November 21 and will
close November 27. Featured in
the cast are Joyce Shirer, Theora
Brown, Margaret Shipley, Lois
Stein, and Wayne Van Voorhees.
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Students Asked
To Give Clothing
Clothes are desperately needed
by men in Displaced Persons
Camps throughout western Eu
rope.
University men students have
been asked to donate such pieces
of clothing as they no longer wear.
Of especial need are underwear,
shirts, trousers, coats, and shoes.
The clothing will be sent to men in
D.P. camps in Germany, Austria,
Italy, and other parts of western
Europe.
The clothing should be sent to
the American Fund for Czecho
slovakian Refugees, % M & S
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Mother: "Daughter, dear, I don't
want you to marry. I've seen the
folly of it all."
Daughter: "But, Ma, I want to
see the folly of it, too."
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Capt. Anderson
Says Now Time
To Enter NROTC
"Now is the time to apply for
training in the Naval Reserve Of
ficers Training Corps," Captain
Anderson, commanding officer of
the NROTC here, says. There are
1800 openings in either the navy
or the Marine corps. Applications
must be in by November 17, 1951.
Applicants may apply for regular
or contract training. Both regular
and contract students must take a
four-year course to be eligible for
Naval training.
Regular NROTC students will
have their tuition, the cost of text
books, and laboratory and other
fees of an instructional or ad
ministrative nature paid for by the
Navy and $50 monthly allowance.
High school graduates or those
who expect to graduate in June,
1952, and students presently en
rolled in college may obtain further
information from Anderson's office
in Hamilton.
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History Faculty
At Montgomery
For Convention
A large portion of the faculty of
the university history department
will journey to Montgomery, Ala.,
for the seventeenth annual meeting
of the S,uthern Historical as
sociation.
The conference will start at 10
a. m., Thursday, Nov. 8, and con
tinue through Saturday morning,
Nov. 10.
The topics include: the Revolu
tion a n d t h e Confederation,
Mediaeval History, Historical
Magazines and Their Readers, Ses
sion in the Alabama House of Rep
resentatives, Two Western His
torians Look at the South, the
Civil War, Modern European His
tory, Alabama History, the United l
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Upperclassmen
In Law School
To Help Frosh
The Wig and Robe, honorary
scholastic organization of the uni
versity law school, instigated a
counseling system for freshman
law students Friday, W. J. Fedder,
chief justice, announced.
Each member of the Wig and
Robe is assigned three freshmen to
whom he gives advice on methods
of legal study, preparation of cases
for classes, and methods of study
ing for exams. Purpose of the sys
tem is to help the freshmen make
the change-over from conventional
study methods to the case method
used in law school.
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