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GrinW By KEN Voice of customer over the phone: "Is this the Wontlast Fur niture Co.? Well, the mirror on my dresser has turned black. Can you fix it?" Stenog to boss: "Mr. Brown, can we fix a mirror for a lady that has gone bad ?" Sunday morning found the boys sitting around the frat house tell ing the story of Saturday night's dates. "I went .all over town," said one of the brothers, "trying to get something for my date." "What happened?" asked one of his friends. "Hell, not a single offer." "I beg pardon," said Convict 5824 as he bumped into the visiting governor. "Did 'oo forget your wench?" the cutie lisped to the plumber fix ing a pipe beneath the sink. "No, baby," he replied, "I'll get around to you in a few minutes." Conductor: "Can't you see the sign says 'No Smoking?'" Passenger: "Sure, but there's Hist< N{ At the Theatres NEXT WEEK Palmetto Sunday thru Saturday "Lemon Drop Kid'' Bob HOPE Marilyn MAXWELL Carolina Monday thru Saturday "Valentino" In Color Tony DEXTER Eleanor PARKER Sunday thaSaturk "Tarzan's Peril" Lox BARKER Virginia NUSTON Strand Tuesday and We esday "Dali Gary 0 ER Ruth AN Sunday and Monday WALT DISNEY'S -"Cinderella" in Technicolor Starlite Drive-In Sunday thru Tuesday "Raton Pass" DennIs MORGAN Patricia NEAL "Happy anniversar ar. Now we'll step out to the SITY R delicious Chicken-In- a et." PR M UlI I/ L/ ith Ken 1 POWELL ] another dizzy sign that says 'Wear Nemo Corsets' so I 'an't paying at tention to any of them." Conductor: "I'll have to charge 0 full fare for your little brother. He's wearing long pants." Young Brother: "Gosh, Sis, ac cording to that you ride for only half-fare!" Voice from back: "Lordy me! I gits to ride free!" A young student veteran came h o in e quite perturbed. "Say, honey," he said, "the milkman told me that he necked every dame on this route with the exception of one!" His wife looked thoughtful. "Must be that snooty Mrs. Blotze vich next door." The would-be Lamarr was at dinner with the big Hollywood pro ducer. Wishing to impress him with her brain as well as beauti ful body (and so cinch the con tract), she let a faraway look oooze into her eyes and murmured, "Oh, I just love Keats-" "Splandid!" he replied. "I always like to gat togadder mit ennybody vots likking children." >ry Graduates' Banq Members and guests of the Gradu: at its first annual banquet, as super Nau and Secretary Eric Oppenhein1 graduate students of Carolina's histi Brief talks were made by Dept. Hi W. H. Callcott. A short program o rendered by vocalist Louise Goffin. ( Veterans Planning School A re Warned Dean Samuel L. Prince of the t law se of ' warned that all stu dents Sfannmg to enter the Sep tcmber law class under the GI Bill of Rights should obtain c'learance,l through the veteran's administra- E tion before the end of the current, semester.I Dean Prince said that he couldi not tell all the circumstances or give all the regulations at present, but he said that it is highly nim portant for any academic student to clear with the Veteran's Ad-e ministration if he plans to enter O b STATE THEATRE " NVICTED" G; FORD } 4. t ti , toss on your 'glad rags' and ECSTAURANT for some of their LB SERVICE P. N.NMUN ST. KG Point Be Voted Oi The following Alpha Kappa ;amma point system will be voted n by the women students next 'hursday. It is the revised edition f the plan passed and used last 'ear by AKG women's leadership :aternity. The voting will take lace in the ODK circle. No co-ed may hold more than 40 oints. No co-ed may hold two 20 oint offices. The purpose of the ystem is to distribute more evenly ampus offices held by women stu lents. The complete plan is as follows: 20 POINTS Editor-in-Chief of Gamecock Managing Editor of Gamecock Editor-in-Chief of Garnet and Black Business Manager of Garnet and Black President of YWCA President of Sorority Station Manager WUSC 15 POINTS News Editor of Gamecock Campus Editor of Gamecock Society Editor of Gamecock Editor-in-Chief of Carolina Review Associate Editor of Carolina Review Viee President of YWCA Treasurer of YWCA President of Church Group President of Players Varsity Debate Team President of Alpha Kappa Gamma President of WAA President of Pan Hellenic Treasurer of Sorority Pledge Trainer of Sorority President of Carolina Religious Council Chairman of Vespers President of Professional Croup Class Editor of Garnet and Black uet :\O ite School History Club are shown vised by outgoing President John er. Present were professors and >ry department. mad R. H. Wienefeld, and Professor f folk songs of the nations was Photo by Munn-Teal.) To Enter Law To Check VA he fall law class for G. 1. training. Ordinarily, the cutoff late for eginning a new course of study nider G1 benefits has beeni set for uly 2&p (51. It will be possible, owever, to enter the law class in eptember under the Gl Bill if learance is obtained now, Dean 'rince said. tudents In Marine leserve Will Attend marris Island OCS Benjamin Skinner, Robert Rog rs, and Bayard Pickett, members f the Marine Reserve Corps wvill ttend Officers' Candidate school, eginning .July 2 at Marine Corps tecruit Depot, Parris Island. They will get their commissions r 2nd lieutenants at the comple ion of a ten-weeks' course. 'I hey ,ill be assigned, afterwards, to a ive-month basic officers' course at luantico, Va. Major R. G. McMaster, of the JROTC, is still recruiting qualified eniors for this program. sHis office a in Hamilton College. A newly created paper received he glad tidings in a telegram: Hazel gave birth to a little girl his morning. On the message was sticker reading: "When you want boy, call Western Union." Anyone can play bridge, but it ikes a cannibal to throw up a and. It's Just... Two Blocks Why run all over town foi Sunshine's 1415 Cervals short blocks from the Ui Sunshine and be sure iN A HURRY * Ask for Snshine's fam.o * on dryeleaning, shirts, ,< * Sunasid-Paks. In by : * weekdays. On Satn s, day! ' LAUNDRY A] 1415 GERRVAIS (a a .l System Will 1 Thursday Society Editor of Garnet and Black Organization Editor of Garnet and Black Sports Editor of Garnet and Black Assistant Editor of Garnet and Black 10 POINTS President of Co-Ed President of Literary Society Secretary of Student Body Secretary of Honor Council Senior Class President Feature Editor of Gamecock Copy Editor of Gamecock Advertising Manager of Garnet and Black Member of Y Cabinet CPresident of Carolina Christiao 'rn ice Minor Officers of Player, Minor Officers of Sorority Secretary of Pan iHellenie Secretary of WUSC Chief Announcer of W 11S( Department Head of WUS(: Program Director of WMt'(: Cheerleader Secretary of YWCA 5 POINTS Exchange Editor of Gamecock Gamecock Columnist Circulation Manager of Garnet and Black Vice-President of Church Group or any other minor officer Treasurer of Student Body Vice-President of Alpha Kappa Gamma and any minor officer Vice-President of WAA or any iminor officer Vice-President and -t reasurer of l'an Hellenio President of Class Member of Honor Council Vice-President of Professional Group Honor Board member Announcer of WUSC Orientation Teacher Minor officer of Professional group Vespers Committee member Index Editor of Garnet and Black Art Editor of Garnet and Black Feature Editor of Garnet and Black Member of Student Council Minor officer of Co-Ed Minor officer of Literary Society Secretary-treasurer of Beaux Arts When Y offices and other office, are filled in March or April, they will he con sidered as next semester points. Alpha Kappa Psi Elects Officers Beta Upsilon chapter of Alpha Kappa Psi recently elected the fol lowing officers, who will serve dur ing the Fall semester: Ted Ken nedy, president; Eddie Face, vice president; Ernest Wiggins, secre tary; Dennis Kinard, treasurer; and Jack . Croft, master-of-rituals. Several pledges will be formally nitiated this evening, climaxing pledge week. Among the new mem bers to be inducted is Prof. A. L. Geisenheimer of the economics de partment. A swimming party and hamburger fry will be held in honor of the new initiates Saturday after noon and evening at Sunview Lake. The fraternity recently spon sored labor leader Dorsey Moseley, native South Carolinian and Inter national Vice-President of United Textile Workers of America (A. F. of L.). Mr. Moseley spoke on the organization, aims, and ideals of his union. Last night the chapter sponsored a documentary film dealing with the British Labor Party and the labor movement in England. Marriage is like a railway sign: You see a lovely girl and stop. You look. You marry; and then you listen. American tourists: "Where anm I at?" Englishman: "My' dear, fellow, you use terrible grammar. You should say, 'Where is my 'at?'' GRAYSON'S 1347 MAIN STREET St yle Head quarters for Mien NEW SPiRING SLACKS by Berle Upturned Flaps Welt Seams Slashed Pockets Wide Belt ops $1 RO SHOES Newe p ng Styles $1 95 NEW SPRING TIES by Cavalier & Botany Knit. and Rep. $1.50 & $2.00 ro Sunshine! e laundry and dlryeleaning? Stree Plant is just TWO .S. .ampus! Send It to DRYC L EANING?h One-Day Quality Service work, bachelor bundle., S .an., out by 5:30 p.am., In NINE mm., out sam. e H IN E JD CLEANERS I) - 1500 WOnnRaW '51-'52 1 These are the YM-YWCA offic for two-semester terms extending c row, shows left to right, YWCA night, President Jeannette Beisley Back, YMCA officers, left to r Secretary Jack Jones, President Bil Absent when the picture was Ready. (Photo by Munn-Teal.) APO Blood Drive Chai Are Not Responding A "Carolina students are not re sponding as well as they should be to the current blood drive iunder the campus sponsorship of Alpha Phi Omega service fraternity.' Chairman Clifford Milligan said. He said that the blood is ur gently needed in Korea and that students can do their country great service by givtng their blood. Only fifteen Carolina students are giving blood this week at the Campus In4 Number 2 i'4 o c ==. C e doesn't like And that's the way dazzle "quick-puff" There's one test, lhe's It's the test that proves wi THE SENSIBLE TEST . which simply asks you t on a pacrafter-pa After yogve en 30 days In yor T for Tast< More Peopli DIaan any Officers ers as elected by that organization ver the next school year. The front >fficers: Vice-President June Bouk , and Treasurer Mary Bloodworth. -ight: Vice-President Floyd Spence, Gibbes, and Treasurer David Creel. taken was YWCA Secretary Ann rman Says Carolinians s Well As They Should Rted Cross blood bank. Others had signed up but were unable to donate blood because they did not have a release from their parents. Persons under 21 years of age must obtain their parent's permiss sion. Release blanks may he ob tained from Alpha Phi Omega members. The owner of a pet show is never fazed by life's disappointments: takes the twitter with the tweet. fD T'ZIIID 11C Q711I~z ter vit' i, ii O...THE BALTIMO he lie i pofo ciaeteml testsma on he bNobl nwine, this liscoe s ighat down the al 1aig~a#tte mildness really means. . the 30-Day Camel Mildness Test, > try Camels as a steady smoke ~k, day-after-day basis. oyed Camels-and only Camels-fi r "T-Zone" (T' for Throat, )we believe you'll Aknow why.. Smoke Cam4 rage "Three Randall Reaps Rewards; Can U Triumph Too? Woodson Randall, of Columbia, made a picture as part of his press photography course and got re sults. He took a picture of McKissick library, and, being pleased with the results, decided to enter it in the Columbia Chamber of Commerce photographic contest. It placed in the contest and appeared in the Columbia Record a few days later. Amateurs may obtain contest application blanks from any Co lumbia camera store. The- photo graphs must deal with Columbia. Approximately 15 prizes are to be awarded; they range from $25 to $1. LEARN THE WAY Men's Finest Clothing e Kuppenhehmw " Kingsridge * Alco SUITS and TOPCOATS NEW FELT HATS " Stetson e Schoble 4 -1. L ISHINGS oP D CO. 1409 MAIN STREET n rptto Tectc RE ORIOLE "I don't o for a wila pitch !" slugger (8 ver the plate. aess! No razzle. puff experiment. Wey!