The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 09, 1951, Page Page Three, Image 3
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Dean (to new janitor of girls'
dormitory): "Why didn't you come
around last Friday and draw your
week's wages, Ole?"
Ole: "You mean I get paid, too?"
- (Spectator)
* * *
Her dress was tight,
She scarce could breathe,
She sneezed aloud,
And there stood Evel
- (Tiger)
* * *
We've all heard of the sailor who
takes a boat ride on his leave, the
mailman who takes a walk on his
day off and, of course, you've all
heard of the college student who
spends his summer loafing.
- (Stratford Traveller)
* * *
She was only a clergyman's
daughter, but you couldn't get any
thing paster.
-(Signal)
* * *
I President Truman, Mrs. Truman
and Margaret were taking a trip.
While flying over a city Mr. Tru
man took a bundred dollar bill out
of his pocket. He looked at Mrs.
Truman and said, "I think I will
throw this out the window and
make somebody happy. Mrs. Tru
man suggested he throw out two
fifty dollar bills and make two
Mrs. Middlebrooks
To Volunteers For
A call has been given for volun
teer veteran hospital workers by
s Katherine Middlebrooks, Di
recp .of Volunteer Workers,
American Legion Auxiliary.
Any girl 21 years old or over
who can give 100 hours a year of
service and who is in good health
is eligible.
In order to serve one must at
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people happy. Margaret suggested
he throw out ten, ten dollar bills
and make ten people happy. The
pilot hearing all of this turned
around and said, "Why don't you
throw yourself out and make every
body happy."
-(Stratford Traveller)
" " "
"May I kiss your hand?" said he
with burning looks of love.
"I can remove my veil," said she,
"much easier than my glove."
- (Brown Herald)
A surgeon, an architect and a
Bureaucrat were arguing as to
whose profession was the oldest.
Said the surgeon, "Eve was made
from Adam's rib and that was a
surgical operation."
"Maybe," said the architect, "but
prior to that, order was created out
of chaos, and that was an archi
tectural job."
"But," interrupted the Bureau
crat, proudly, "Somebody must
have created the chaos."
-(Penn State Froth)
"I never kissed a girl before in
my life," said the young man as he
removed the cigars from his vest
pocket before taking the girl in
his arms.
- (Kentucky Kernel)
Issues New Call
Vet Hospitals
tend volunteer workers' school at
the veterans hospital, where in
structions are given by physicians
and department heads. The school
takes one full day, from 9 a. m. to
4 p. m. There are two schools a
year, one in the spring and one in
the fail. The next class will be
held on April 12.
Services which the volunteer
workers render include: visiting in
wards, writing letters, making tele.
phone calls, doing personal shop
ping, and just talking with the
patients.
Volunteer workers also help with
physical and occupational therapy
work, library service, and can serve
as chaplains' assistants.
If interested in the volunteer
workers' program, one should call
Mrs. Middlebrook at 2-2406. If In
terested in serving in other ways,
one should call the Chief of Special
Services at the Veterans Hospital.
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City Councilman
Bates Addresses
Jr.-Sr. 'Y' Council
City councilman Lester L. Bates
addressed a recent meeting of the
junior-senior YM-YWCA council at
Flinn hall. He spoke on "Success
by Choice."
"Little do we realize," Bates said,
"that an individual is primarily
responsible for his success through
the choices he makes. To be truly
successful, cycry life must choose:
first, to serve God; second, to serve
others.
"Not only does the lasting suc
cess of an individual depend upon
his choice to serve God but the very
survival of our nation depends
upon its faith in God. We must
supplement our force with faith.
The security of our great country
does not depend so much upon our
material strength, as it does upon
the faith, intelligence and moral
fortitude of our people."
In conclusion Bates listed the
real methods of testing a person's
success. "Is he a person of Godli
ness as well as goodness; of char
acter as well as knowledge, and of
service to others as well as satjs
faction' to self?"
PEP CLUB
The Pep Club has erected a
new bulletin board in the post
office. Each day, a list of stu
dents who are patients in the
infirmary is posted on this
board.
Anyone wishing to learn the
names of those currently con
fined to the infirmary may do
so by consulting the Pep Club
bulletin board.
At the Theatres
NEXT WEEK
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irama, will open at the' Town
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'ights. Two university students,
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"The Man" is written by Mel
Dinelli, the author of the spine
tingling movies, "The Spiral Stair
:ase" and "The Window." It played
in New York last year where it
was well received by both public
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young man subject to mental black
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