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Tongue J Joyce: "Do I have to go to school again, Motler?" Mother: "Of course, Joyce." Joyce: "Why, Mother, I heard you tell Father last night that I knew entirely too much." -Miss. State * * * The farm boy home from col lege for the week-end said at the breakfast table: "Dad, I got up at dawn just to see the sunrise." "You couldn't have picked a bet ter time," replied Dad. * * * Moe: "I'm going to marry a girl who can take a joke." Joe: "That's the only kind you could get." -Miss. State * * * S.A.E. No. 1: "What are you do ing with my raincoat on?" S.A.E. No. 2: "Keeping your suit dry." * * * Little Boy: "Ma, what was the name of the last station?" Mother: "Don't bother me, I don't know. Don't you see I'm reading?" Little Boy: "Gosh, that's too bad you don't know, 'cause Little Brud der got off there." -Miss. State GRAY 1347 Mu Style Headqua CAMPUS T Midnite Blue Gabs and Flk Coverts, 1-Button Double ai Moi $47.50 4 CAMPUS STYLE Wide Belt Loops, Slasi Snugtex Waist - $12 ROBLEE CREPE SOLE StJ Cordovan Color, Pl%in 410 WING TIP CORDI Other Styles F Imported Cash $20 Catalina Sweaters I BUTTON-DOWN In Dress and Sports St: $3.95 - Oct< Right this Tapp'. outstanding valu< mechanica carnival of fun ( getting ru Cheek A long skirt is like prohibition -the joints are still there but they're harder to find. * * * Found a widdo wabbit Called him Jim; Got 18 more He were'nt no him. -Miss. State * * * Farmer: "That new cowhand is terribly dumb." Son: "how's that?" Farmer: "He found some milk bottles in the grass and insisted that he'd found a cow's nest." -Miss. State * * * She was only the coalman's daughter -- but, oh, where she had bin. * * * He: Please? She: No. He: Just this once? She: No, I said. He: Aw, shucks, Ma, all the rest of the kids are going bare-foot. * * * "Mummy, why is it Daddy doesn't have very much hair?" "I-Ic thinks a gi'eat deal, dear." "But, Mummy, then why is it you have so much hair?" "Finish your breakfast, dear." -Cooksville, Ill. SON'S 6.,0 in Street rters For Men OGS SUITS innels, Light Grey Flannels al 2-Button Single Breasted Ida z $49.50 SLACKS by Berle d Poekets, Welt Seams GaIj and Flannels S!IOES EDES - $10.50 Toe, Crepe Sole, Calf .95 )VANS - $15.95 rom - $8.95 mere Sweaters .00 rom $8.00 to $18.00 COLLAR SHIRTS dies, Whites and Colors - $4.95 Hurry! I-lur ber Jumbo way, Ladies and Gentlemen! October Jumbo-ree' featuring is. . . .Come see Jumbo, the ai I elephant. He's the main attract andl values. Join the throngs w their share of gigantic Jumbo c>me one, come all! 9 O A!wysa 5 Know Your Professor By JOE STRINGER This week T interviewed a modes fellow, Dean Joseph Edwards Nor wood of the college of arts an< science. He teaches English Litera ture of the Eighteenth Centur; and Shakespeare's Tragedies an Comedies. Dean Norwood is an alumnus o Carolina. He received his bachelo: of arts degree here in 1920. He attended Harvard Law school fror 1920 until 1921. He was awardec a Rhodes scholarship and went t Oxford university, London, Eng land, to complete his studies. H received the bachelor of arts de gree from Oxford in 1924 and th master of arts degree in 1941. Dean Norwood was born May 8 1900 in Wilmington, N. C., and ha spent virtually all of his teachin career at the university. He hel the rank of associate professor o English from 1924-1934, and ha been a full professor of Englist since 1934. He was a navigatioi instruction for the Carolina nav: pre-flight school 1944-45, and be came dean of the college of art: and science in 1946. Dean Norwood has written tw< books, "Concerning Words," 1939 and "Practice Writing," 1942 "Concerning Words" was revise< this year. He is a director of th< English Speaking Union of the United States, a member of th< Modern Language Research as sociation, a member of the Moderr Language association, and the South Atlantic Modern Language association. At Carolina Dean Norwood i: chairman of the circular and nev course committee, chairman of the fellowship and scholarship commit tee, and a member of the committe< on honorary degrees. Deani Norwood used to hunt an< fish a lot. Nowv he likes to spent ry! Hurry! ree the year's most nazing , ion in this great ho are ree Values! L-en ahade Status Is ( For DraftI Editor's Note: A number of ( from their local selective service b t and undoubtedly more will be calle - of those students who are not sure bulletin from the office of Rear A and excerpts from the Selective Se i Students who are being calle postponement of their induction to who are in the upper half of thei finish their college work so long a their class. Students who are reservists r delayed until completion of the sc then registered. A member pursuir in a technical or scientific field of of Defense should be granted dela: will be based upon the merits of reservist must do, and continue to category are biologists, chemists geologists, mathematicians, nurses occupations only) and pre-medical extent. Students subject to Selective draft boards at the time of classif trar's Office concerning their colle have received notice of their re< application for delay. Once order within the deferment categories Defense should forward requests should confer with the Registrar quarters the necessary information, c All requests for delay or defe program outlined for students or i Special Committee on Deferment I i SELECTIVE SERVICE ACT C - Sec. 456. Deferments and exempti (2) Any person who, while - course of instruction at a college, learning, is ordered to report for i tions) shall, upon the facts being his induction under this title pos academic year or (b) until he cc course of instruction, whichever is i graph shall be deemed to preclude f regulations prescribed under sub-s deferment from training and servic students for such periods of time a his vacations in the mountains. While at Oxford he played rugby. His daughter, Hannah, is at present studying in Stockholm, Sweden. ODK Charters Scholarship Fund For Male Students ODK has chartered a scholar ship fund for male students, ac cording to Milton Kligman, presi dent. "The proceeds of the Carolina Duke Victory Dance went into this fund and ODK will sponsor more money-making projects for this purpose," Kligman said. The president also announced that OD)K is sponsoring a faculty advisory system which is still in experimental stages. Under this system, several faculty members wvill be responsible for the guidance of about 80 freshman men. Male students eligible for mem hership in ODK wvill he given an op)portunity to join on the basis of the point system, tq be announced later. Euphradian Gets Two New Members At Recent Meeting .James B3argiol, Pendleton, and A llan Baker, Columbia, wv e r e init iated into the Euphradian So ciety at its meeting October 10. They gave their initiatory ad dIresses at the following meeting. The society is considering the co sponsorship of the Carolina De bate Tournament wvith the three other literary societies. A p)rofessional art restorer will condition the paintings which hang in the society's halls, Rayford Gambrell, house chairman, an nou nces. Black robes have been secured for the critic and secretary, and the president's robe will be royal purple. PRESSING SERVICE ONI -DAY DRYk 'C1 ANING ALL ,ORK GUJAJNANTEED ARROW CLEANERS 1209 Gervais Pimne 64t71 la ri fled d Students ;arolina students have received calls oards since the fall semester began i in the near future. In the interest of their draft status, the following imiral Norman M. Smith, president, rvice Act of 1948 are printed below. d by Selective Service can secure the end of the academic year. Those r class may be deferred until they s they remain in the upper half of iay have their calls to active duty hool term in which the member is ig a professional or graduate course primary interest to the Department pin call to active duty. Such delay the individual case, however, the do, satisfactory work. In this latter clinical psychologists, engineers, pharmacologists, teachers (critical and pre-dental students to a limited ervice should present to their local cation a statement from the Regis ge status. Reservists must actually all to active duty before making s are received, reservists who fall established by the Department of for delay immediately. Reservists in order to furnish to their head rment which do not fall within the faculty, should be referred to the 'olicies, W. H. Patterson, chairman. F 1948, ch. 625, Title I, 62 Stat. 604 ons from training and service: satisfactorily pursuing a full-time university, or similar institution of nduction under this title (said see presented to the local board, have tponed (a) until the end of such ases satisfactorily to pursue such the earlier. Nothing in this para the President from providing, by ection (h) of this section, for the :e of any category or categories of s he may deem appropriate. 504 Out-of-State Students At USC For Fall Semester Five hundred and four out of state students are enrolled at the university for the fall semester. This number is made up of stu dents from 35 different states and the District of Columbia. In addi tion there are eight students en rolled from six different foreign countries. North Carolina has the largest rep)resentation of out-of-state stu dents with a total of 103. Georgia follows with 53, while New York is third wvith 51 and Pennsylvania fourth with 47. Delawvare, Iowva, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Washington state are last wvith an enrollment of one each. Three of the foreign students are from Germany, and Austria, Canada, Czechoslovakia, Palestine, andl Switzerland have one- each. This is no Baptists Top For Fall Ser There are 1134 Baptists enrolled at the university for the 1950 fall semester, according to a report from the registrar's office. The Baptists lead all other denomina tions in the number of students enrolled. The Methodists have the second largest number with 834, the Pres byterians have 394, the Episcopal ians 242, and the Lutherans are in fifth place with 194. There are 174 Roman Catholics, 68 are not affiliated with any re ligious organization, there are 70 Hebrews, and 29 Associate Re formed Presbyterians. Twenty-four students list themselves as Protest ants with no denomination pre ferred. There are 22 Greek-Ortho dox members and 19 list them selves as Christians. Eleven Mormans and nine of the Christian Science faith are regis tered at the university with eight from the Church of Christ. Five students claim the Pentecostal Holiness faith and four are Con gregationalists. The Nazarene and Non-Denomi nationalists claim three students each, and there ar two each from the Evangelical, Jehovah's Wit Students! For the and Food, 3.9 COLLEG COMPARE ( Breakfast PY te (Meat und1 4 eg Steaks, .75 Up- an Complete ,ou Special A I 9 Serving Carolina .S 1015 Sumter A SHORT * SHORT STORY NCE upon a dime I spent same on two big five-cent Tootsie Rolls. I slipped themi Into my pocket... then called on my date At first we found one interesting topic after another. Then we ran out . . . of topics... she saying "I'm long ing for even a tiny bit *of something sweet" . . . and that reminded ,mne. I passed her a TOOTSIE ROLL . .. I went -to work on the other. Briefly . . .let me say . -. . did I make a hit! That 'chocolaty piece of c an d y sure wins 'em . . . just as it 'Won me years ago! Try 'em! ush plabl, bows tae<os 1 sev cleste. \ as I*i. COil 0 ilell Enrollment nester nesses, Church of God, Unitarian, Russian Orthodox, and Reformed churches. Faiths claimed by one student each are: Advent, Universalist, Dutch Reformed, Holiness, Quaker, Seventh Day Adventist, Assembly of God, and Brethren. Boy Scouts Invited To See Wake Game Upon invitation of President Norman M. Smith, Boy Scouts in the state will have the opportunity of seeing the Carolina-Wake For est football game again this year. The date is November 25. The following regulations have been set: 1. Wear official uniform. 2. Be registered on current re registration plan. 3. Pay 10g tax at stadium. 4. Be in unit accompanied by adult leader. 5. Have leader notify Scout of fice by November 17 the number to attend from unit. Best in Service Visit the E SHOP UR/N PI(RI;E;s - .30 Up Luuch :tables) - .50 Up Iwiches of All Types ntain Serv4ce (:urte Orders de,ts For 25 Iears f Genuinc IIome Atmosphere By THE CANDY KID tive moccasin afoot. otskin wit flexible, lost (1 cofortale i# FREEMAN . COPELAND CO.