The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 17, 1950, Page Page Three, Image 3
Jez'
"The trouble with being best
man at a wedding is that you never
have a chance to prove it."
June: "I'm the Miss in Missis
sippi."
Joan: "I'm the Sin in Cincin
nati."
Jean: "I'm from Astoria."
She started to speak, my captured
heart warmed,
Her voice was like thrushes that
chirp;
So I breathlessly waited as her
pearly lips formed
A good, healthy, old-fashioned
burp!!
"Well, my boy," said the new
minister to the three-year-old,
"What did you get for your birth
day?"
"Aw, I got a little red chair,"
said the kid, "but it ain't much
good. It's got a hole in the bottom
of it."
He: "What would you say if I
stole a kiss?"
She: "What would you say to a
guy who had a chance to swipe an
automobile and only took the wind
shield?"
"Abie, how did mamma find out
you didn't take your bath?'t
"I forgot to wet the soap."
"A dancer in a new show is hav
ing her body coated with white
paint. It's a very clever novelty."
"Won't the police arrest her for
indecency?"
"Not until the novelty wears
off."
"Look at the geese in the sky."
"You mean airplanes. They're
not geese."
"I say they're geese."
"And I say they're airplanes."
"They're geese."
"ThAy're airpla - oops - you're
right, they're geesel"
We wonder - if all horses say
"Neigh," where in the world do
little horses come from.
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IFC To Help
Campus Spirit
With "Visiting
Inter - Fraternity Council will
sponsor a campaign to be known
as Greek Week to build up campus
spirit and cooperation between the
various fraternities, Lewis Haig
ler, chairman, has announced.
Each day of next week, two fra
ternity pledge classes will enter
tain pledges from all the other
fraternities at smokers in the
afternoon from 5 until 6 o'clock.
Each pledge class has been di
vided into three equal groups, two
of which will each day attend
smokers and.the third, which will
be inactive. By alternating the
visiting and the stay-at-home
groups, each group will attend
four smokers and entertain once.
Aimed at better acquainting the I
pledges on the campus with each
other, Greek Week can be a huge A
success with the work and assist
ance of each fraternity.
"Carolina has always b e e n
famed for the congenial students
on its campus. It is deplorable,
however, that the friendly atmos- 0
phere has become decidedly icy in a
the last few weeks. Greek Week n
seeks to do something about this," t
Haigler said.
At this meeting of the council, l
Pi Lambda Phi fraternity an- r
nounced it was withdrawing from ,
the campus. ']
Canterbury Club ,
Membership Plan
Is Reorganized
Canterbury Club for Episcopal 1
students has reorganized its mem
bership plan, redecorated its house,
and welcomed a new student direc- I
tor, Betty Varien Crews, the new
president, Ninie Shultz, has an
nounced. F
Under the new plan of organiza- V
tion, all Episcopal students regis
tered at the university can become
active members; anyone of college
age may attend as a guest. The
dues have been set at $1.25 a
semester to pay for suppers, mem
bership in the state organization,
programs, and s o c i a I events. t
Guests may pay ten cents a meet
ing.t
Miss Crews has been cover
ing the furniture and making newu
dirapes in bright shades of green t
and yellow. She also is painting e
and cleaning an old room for use I
of the clubbers.
Future programs will include e
movies, a panel discussion on mis- e
sion possibilities in Japan, a
speaker on prospective vocations, s
and even a stunt night.
*Recently elected officers include i
Ninie Shultz, president; Corky 11
Melcher, vice president; Harry c
Bull, secretary; Jimmy Simms,
treasurer; and Frances LaBorde, r
program chairman.
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Carolina debators who won in the
eb., 4, are: first row, Idelton Klign
ow, Harvey Golden and LaVerne F
rof. M. G. Christophersen, debating
lanning Harris)
Freshman 'Y'
Vames Officers
Recently elected spring semester .
fficers of the Freshman "Y" have
ppointed the following co-chair- si
ien for the nine standing commit- te
aes: program, Mary Bloodworth t1
nd Andy Gary; project, June
larshall and Milton Mazarick; ti
iembership, Charlotte Mitchum in
nd Glenn Gainey; devotions, Mary fe
'homas and Gene Robinson; camp
work, Gertrude Jenkins and Dun- tv
an Breckenridge; publicity, Rob- il
ie Lou Harper and David Creel; ol
ocial, Carolyn Smith and Jack si
ones; "Y" service, Lula Stabler C
ad Lowell Ross; sports, Joe Clark st
,nd Woodwon Randall. s(
These chairmen, along with the S(
reshman "Y" officers, make up b,
he cabinet which meets every b,
'hurmday at. 1:00 n. m. A rAtreat
t the new "Y" camp has been tc
lanned for the cabinet to outline tj
rork for the semester. cc
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d/icrofiied Paper a,
5ent To Library
For Research Use e
The McKissick Memorial Library
as received copies of the New
ork Times from January, 1913, e,
lrough December, 1920, on micro
ilm. These are now available for
se with the microfilm reader
hrough the circulation department ~
f the library, Alfred Rawlinson, C
brarian, has announrced.
The microfilm reader is a Re
ordac Model C which was pur- .
hased for the purpose of research
brough the cooperation of the Re- sI
earch Committee at the university.
Lt present -the Trumbul-Black
'apers and a selection of short 0
ems are also in the microfilm
ollection.
The library is also beginning to
eceive copies of microcarded
eriodicals. These are chosen at
resent to fill in missing or incom- p:
lete volumes of the library's til
eriodical collection. A
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['own~ Theater Begins
Plans For Mystery i
Gene Crotty, director of the F
'own Theatre, has announced that
lie theatre will present "Spooks," in'
mystery thriller, as its next at- pi
raction. The play will start its A
un in the early part of March. A
Tryouts for parts in the play mi
nil be held as soon as the script of
rrives. In
Crotty also announced that the
'own Theatre is reviving Its Ti
hlldren's Theatre. "The Magic ti<
ing," a delightful children's play di
ill be presented by that branch
f the theatre on March 4 and 5. w
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underbert; and in the back is
team director. (USC Photo by
xtension Rolls
;how Increase
Enrollment for extension divi
an courses for the spring semes
r has shown a slight rise over
e past semester. Early tabula
ans have indicated this in even
g school as well as courses of
red through correspondence.
Since the extension division was
ken over by Director W. H. Ward
1937 it has grown to serve not
ily students outside the univer
ty but also students enrolled at
arolina. A number of these are
udents who find conflicts in their
hedules when registering each
mester, and solve these conflicts
I taking a night course or subject
r correspondence.
The courses fered are devised
appeal to both the student and
ie"professor. On a correspondence
airse the student may take as long
i he wishes to complete the course
id then take an examination,
ade up by the professor, on the
tnpus.
Evening school and correspond
ice courses are offered by prac
eally all departments on the cam
is so as to function with the resi
mt students and professors. No
igineering or piharmacy subjects
~e given by correspondence due
the laboratory requirements
~cessitated by those courses. The
tension division also offers a
urse in citizenship for persons
ho wish to become citizens of the
nited States. Non-credit courses
photography and improving the
ecaking voice are also offered.
Veterans may take correspond
~ce wvork through the G.1. Bill
Rights.
~ngineers Write
~or Georgia Meet
Plans for student technical
ipers to be presented in compe
tion to the Columbia Sub-Section,
merican Institute of Electrical
ngineers, wvere discussed at the
onthly meeting of the joint stu
mnt branch of the AIEM and the
istitute of Radio Engineers held
eb. 9.
The winning papor of the meet
g to be held March 13, will be
'esented to the Southeastern
IEE meeting at Georgia Tech
pril 12-15. A prize and expense
oney will be awvarded the author
the winning paper by the Co
mbia Sub-Section.
The winning paper at Georgia
ech will be presented to the Na
mnal AIEE convention at Pasa
na, Calif., June 12-16.
The speaker at the last meeting
ssa Prof. S. A. Ferguson, head of
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U1SC Debaters
ilaim Win
)ver Wheaton
The university debating team de
!ated the team of Wheaton col
ge in a contest at Drayton Hall,
uesday, Feb. 7.
The question under debate was:
Resolved, that the United States
hould Nationalize the Basic Non
gricultural Industries."
The Gamecock affirmative team
,as composed of Melton Kligman
nd Sanford Zahler, both from
olumbia, and the negative, of
[arvey Golden frqm ColumbiA and
,aVerne G. Funderburk of Beau
Ii't.
The team is coached by Profes
ir M. G. Christophersen of the
,nglish department.
The team plans next to* visit
Lthens, Georgia, on March 3 for
he Phi Kappa Delta Tournament.
'roni there it will attend the All
outhern in Atlanta at Agnes
cott, and it will finally be a
isitor at the Grand National
'ournament to be held at the Uni
ersity of Virginia at Fredericks
urg.
Re-Instatement
Considerations
End For Spring
The faculty committee on scho
astic standing at the university
ias completed its consideration of
itudents who desire re-instatement
'or the current semester, Mrs.
Arney R. Childs, dean of women,
ias announced.
Each application was carefully
:onsidered. Four meetings were
iecessary to complete the work.
Students who fail to pass nine
iours for the first time are always
re-instated. Those who apply for
receive more careful consideration.
A student is seldom re-instated for
he third time. There are no fixed
rules, however, concerning admit
-ance. The committee considers
ach applicant separately.
The failures for the fall term
iveraged ten per cent of the total
nrollment.
Carolina Invited
To Enter Exhibit
Of State Art Works
The university art department
ias been notified by the Carolina
irt association of the regulations
ror the anuial state exhibition
which will be held in Charleston
%farch 2-31. The entries will be
xhibited at the Gibbes Art Gal
cry in Charleston.
All resident artists of South
carolina and South Carolina ar
.ists living out of the state are
sligible to enter p)aintings.
Two works can be submitted in
aeah of the followving: oil, water
~olor, drawing, p)astel, prints, and
~culpture. The entries must be
iriginal, not more thani twvo years
>dd, and never before exhibited at
:;ibbes Art Gallery.
A two-man Jury of Selection
vill judge the entries. First and
econd prizes will be $75 and $50.
l'here wvill be other prizes of $25
ach.
NOTICE!
Tlhe launderette in the basement
~f Sims dormitory will now be
p)Ien from 12:30 p. mn. to 6 p. in.,
instead of noon until 5:30, to ac
~ommodate students who have
ifternoon labs.
he electrical engineering depart
nient. Professor Ferguson's topic
vas, 'The Methods to Use in Per
ionally Analysing One's Job
lapabilities to Present to Prospec
ive Employers."
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AlphaKapl
To Sponsoi
Alpha Kappa Gamma, womer
ternity, will sponsor a Gorham i
Room on March 8 from 10:00 a
to 4:00 p. m., Betty Mood, preE
The Gorham Silver Company'
will pay AKG on a basis of the
number of girls who examine the
lisplay and give their preference
n a Gorham pattern.
Proceeds from the display will
zo to the convention fund of Alpha S
Kappa Gamma. Conventions are n
held annually at one of the four R
member colleges. K
Approximately 75 to 100 girls .i
will be interviewed. Any girl in- M
terested in being interviewed B
should make her application to H
Betty Mood, who is in charge of S<
the display. JI
The interview places no obliga
fion on the girl for the purchase
of silver. Each interview will take S
approximately four minutes. A
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NROTC Secretaryn
Is Mrs. Davis
Mrs. Wavland Davis has come s
recently to the NROTC unit at G
the university as secretary to Col. fi
E. C. Ferguson. She is replacing
the former Miss Marguerite Christ- ii
mus, who left to be married Dec. sl
20. r
Mrs. Davis, the former Reavis %i
Gray of Columbia, came to the unit n1
Dec. 12. C
Mrs. Davis attended Converse
college and the University of South
Carolina where she studied for her
A.B. in education.
She left Columbia in 1947 to go
with her husband to Charleston
where he was taking a correspond
ence course in engineering at the
College of Charleston.
The Hoard of Women Visitors
for tle univ'ersitv is cuiposed of
14 members appointed by the board
of trustees.
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iident, has announced.
oed Literary
lub Initiates
Pledges of Hypatian Literary
>ciety who were initiated Wed
!sday, February 8, are: Betty
uth Crapps, freshman; Barbara
aresh, freshman; Anne Wells,
inior; Sarah Hughey, senior;
arilyn Gettys, freshman; .Mary
loodworth, freshman; Carolyn
altiwanger, senior; Elinor Hull,
nior; Jane Almy, sophomore;
ilia Walker, junior, and Frances
onckton, senior, all of Columbia.
The list also includes Jackie
lukes, junior, of Davis Station;
ndrea Chandler, senior, of Olan
; Tommie Herbert, freshman, of
iedmont; Norma Bergman, sopho
ore, of Jacksonville, Fla.; Joan
'illians, freshman, of Lancaster;
[arlene Rast, sophomore, of Swan
!a; Mary Ellen O'Neil, junior, of
reenville; and Anna McLaughlin,
'eshman, of Florence.
May Herbert, of Piedmont, was
istalled as president for the
)ring semester by Margie Teague,
Atiring president. Semester plans
ill be discussed at the society's
ieeting at 5 p. m. Wednesday in
lariosophic Hall.
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