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GIV4 DEAR Well, I've had just about all results were terrific. In fact, se decided as to whether a studeni remain in school. I really didn't had several talks with some of they seem to think that I dese semester. Just think-vacation bet you are surprised to know I'i You will receive my grades s4 would like to give me would t expensive, anything plain and us convertible with a $50 check in I A most interesting thing hap rather dull and unpopular girl or monument. I heard a whirring i "ball" whirling-like mad. Now I Oh yes, there's a small favor I the boys on my floor want to ha you'd help finance it. It's just a dents from the Freshman Class The cost is slight-$500, with All we want you to pay is about it was such a small party, you'd I knew you'd understand. I'd better close for now, so gii ' expecting a -little check frc _g10imks again. .i.*ed preacher: "Brother Jones, will you lead us in a word of prayer? Brother Jones: (Sleepily re plies) "What's dat you say?" Colored preacher: "Will you lead us ?" Brother Jones: "Lead? Lead hell, I just dealt." Dismal Coed: "Oh, the monotony of this placel I fear that before this day is over it will drive me wild." Jack: "May I come around this evening?" "I'm a dairy maid in a candy factory." "What do you do?" "Milk chocolates." "You can't arrest me. I come from one of the best families in Virginia." "That's O.K.,,buddy. We aren't arresting you for breeding pur poses." Customer: "Do you have any notions on this floor?" Floor Walker: ':Yes, Madam, but we usually suppress them during working hours." * * * Active: "They tell me that you pushed a wheelbarrow down the street last night right after our fraternity party. Is that right?" Pledge: "Yes, sir! I was pretty . well crocked." "Adte: Well, how (10 you think I o*i0Vr the possible loss of pres tigeU~ that your actions may have gilt upon our fraternity?" > pedge: "I never thought to ask r.You rode in the wvheel A professor, wvho suspected his class of drowsing off on him, de cided to c'atchl everyone off base, so he suddenly diropped( off into double talk. "You take the loose sections of fendered sm'olg and1( qw~eige them. Trhenm extract them gently for time and a half. F'wengle each one twice, then (lip in blinger (if handy). Otherwise discriminate the e'ntire' instrumenf('ft in twvetcheIs. Are there any queltstions ?" "Yes," came a sl(eepy voice from the rear? "What are twetchels ?" * * * A justice of the peace in a small twas calle'd on to p)erform his GR A YSO N'S Your Headquarters For Cam pus Clothes Priced to meet your Cam pus Budget Suits from $39.50 Sport oats from $ 8.50 Slacks fr .50 Shoes fro $7.95 Jackets $6.95 Sweate fr $5.95 IR S Whites and astels $2.95 & $ .95 Sport S rts A from $3. 5 RAYSO N'S "1347 MAIN POLKS of my mid-term exams. The terrific that the faculty is un of my mental capacity should .think I'd done so well but I've the higher-ups at Carolina and rve a little vacation until next for an entire half semester. I n doing so well. on and any little gift that you e greatly appreciated. Nothing eful will be fine. Possibly a red he glove compartment. pened when I and my date, a the campus, passed the Maxcey ;ound and looked up to find the know why My date is unpopular. 'd like to ask of you. A few of ve a little party and I felt sure small affair-a few hundred stu )ut to a Club for a beer or two. $100 already raised among us. $400. I told the boys that since 4ive us a few pennies. Gee, Pop, re my love to everybody and I'll m you in the next few days. ANDREW * * * first marriage ceremony. The bashful couple remained standing after he had finished the rites and in a brave attempt to finish off the affair he stammered: "It's all over now. Go and sin no morel" "Pilot to tower, pilot to tower; plane out of gas; am one thous and miles over ocean. What shall I do?" "Tower to pilot, tower to pilot: repeat after me . . . Our Father who art in Heaven . . 'The Male Animal' Ends Successful Run Wednesday By KEN POWELL The Town Theatre closed its doors Wednesday night on its 267th production - "The Male Animal." The hilarious play by James Thur ber and Elliott Nugent was espe cially enjoyed by students because the setting could have beeh here on our own campus. Director Crotty's superb job of casting was reflected in the mag nificent portrayals of college per sonalities by the individual actors. Mrs. L. Marion Jordan was out standing in her portrayal of Ellen Turner in that she seemed to fit into the personality of the p)art perfectly. Emmiiett Greshami acted the part of Tonmmy Turner the professor wvho had many troubles, well, and was especially good in the dr'unk scene. Helen Bryson, who played the part of Patricia Stanley, blended her attractiveness with hier personality to p)roduce a strik ing performnance. In our opinion the Town Theater wvill make good use of the talent of this newcomer to its stage. D)ean and Mrs. Frederick Damon was played by Frank Harris and Frances Fossett wvho acted the p)arts quite well. Roy Lind seemed to understand and capture the per sonality of the joyful Joe Fergu son, the ex-football player, who dlisrupted the professor's home. His performance wvas one of the best of the play. Louis A. Searson, Jr., playing the p)art of Ed Keller, is unique in that one seemed to see Keller's blood pressure rise when he be came angry. Others, who used their talent to insure the success of the play were Margaret Smith, as Cleota; Burrell Sanders, as Wally Myers; Joyce Shirer, as Myrtle Keller; Roy Darby, as a newspaper reporter; and Richard Ballentine (a uni versity student), as Nutsy Miller. Joe Bishop was particularly suited for the p)art of Michael Barnes, the editor of the college literary magazine and the boy who starts the trouble with one of his editorials, because of his having been editor of the literary maga zine here at the university. The R ENGRAVED INVf N RECEPT 1440 MAI CalumMi Un Carolina Review staff assume members of the staf are those r tributions are being accepted for Graduating Seniori Requested To File Degree Applicatioir Persons completing degree o certificate requirements in Jun 1950 are notified that they mus make appointments between Nc vember 1-23. Diploma or certificate fee mus be paid by each candidate befor filing applications, the registra pointed out. Senior Comprehensiv Examination fee of $4.00 must als be paid. Roth fees will be paid a the Treasurer's Office. Representatives From 26 States Attend Carolina By MARY BLOODWORTH In the present freshman enrol ment, 575 were admitted by hig school diplomas, 485 from Sout Carolina alad 90 from out of stat according to statistics released L the registrar this week. Seventeen students entered I South Carolina high school certif cates, 24 by eleventh grade exan inations, and 3 by government edi cational development tests. Of tt total of .262 transfers, 214 wej admitted by transcripts and 48 1 examinations, because of unsati: factory records at the college pro viously attended. There are 61 freshmen, 624 from South Car, lina and 95 from other states. The following summary by stati is of new out of state student bo0th undergraduate and lawv: Ah bama, 2; Arkansas, 3; Californi; 1; Colorado, 2; Connecticut, District of Columbia, 1; Florid; 2; Georgia, 25; Illinois, 1; Indian. 6; Iowva, 1; Maine, 1 ; Maryland, 1 Massachusetts, 1; Michigan, . Missouri, 2; North Carolina, 34 North Dakota, 1; New Jersey, 6 Newv York, 15; Ohio, 3; Oklahoim 1; Pennsylvania, 16; Rhode Islam4 1; Tennessee, 6; Virginia, 1; an Wisconsin, 1. There is one newv att dent from Guam, one from Ho land, and one from Germany. Faculty at the university nun her over 325 full-time and approx mately 30 part-time memb)ers. Administrative personnel at th university number over 200 men bers. Thanksgiving holidays begi Thursday, November 24, at 8:0 a. m. and end Monday, Novembe 28, at 8:00 a. mn. Watches Diamond. B. B. HARMON e eler /3 Wa , Clock and Jew y Repairing Ie one 4-1522 2024 evi St.--Five Point. Cot bia, S. C. Clocks Jewelry Company NNOUNCEMENTS l'HO CARDS m, S.C. iversity Magazine S s the inevitable formation for a typ most directly concerned with getting i future editions. Student writers are English Deparl Senior Profcie r The English department ha e students making the highest t Proficiency test which was a 700 students last week. Those having the highest se t G. Wilson, 99, Arts & Science ness Administration; Aleck C Herbert, 97, Journalism; Harvey E. Webb, Jr., 97, Journalism; Joe D. James, 96, Arts & Science; and D Mary L. Pender, 96, Arts & Science. Also Rembert B. Turner, 96, En gineering; Barbara F. Covington, 95, AM;t & Scle-ncc; 1e-beccen R. Eleazer, 95, Pharmacy; John R. Ferrell, 95, Arts & Science; Norma Parker, 95, Arts & Science; Jack P. Ridlehoover, 95, Business Ad I- ministration; E. Jean Eleazer, 95, h Arts & Science; Charles W. Go e forth, Jr., 95, Business Adminis y tration. About 93 per cent of the 'stu y dents who took the test passed and i- their names have -begh 'iertified to i- the Riglstra 's office. The test t- will be given once more during the ic current semester, from 8 to 9 p. m., -e December 7, for the benefit of stu y dents who failed .o quidify for graduation. Special materials designed to as 9 sist deficient students are being y- prepared by the English depart ment. This material wvill be ready s for distribution wvithin the next ,few days. Those who failed to - qualify on the first test, and all , seniors who were legitimately ab :; sent from the first test ar~e re i, quested to notify the English de 1, partment at 2119 Davis College, of ;their intention toi report for the ;second and final test to he giv'en ;this term. ;; The test was inst itu ted by the ~, Board of Trustees to insure a I, graduate's having a reasonable d competence in the use of his mother itongue. l- A number of ot her colleges anad universities are following the uni versity's examp)le in this respect. -The test emb,races spelling, vo i- cabulary, and the fundamentals of English grammar, and is a pie. requisite to graduat ion in all e schools and departments of the i- university. "We have never seen more cou r teous or better-mannered students n than those wvho reported for this 0 quiz," a member of the English r staff said. "Everybody concen trated on his own business. We - did not observe a single effort to be dishonest." Beginning with next term, the Proficiency Test will be adminis tered during the Junior year to al low deficient students more time to overcome their deficiencies, the English department announced. COLUMBIA DAI ES TTeI 4-371 * * ICE REAM 917 Main Street S COLUMBIA, . C. taff J( A-A tl C4 Mca Manning Ilarris photo. These C the magazine out. Manuscript con- ih urged to support their magazine. T ment Posts ricy Results s announced the names of 15 h record on the Senior- English " dministered to approximately e F IR ores are as follows: Lawrence F Willia.m Boylston, 97, Busi Clardy, 97, Journalism; May S Flinn HAIl, named for Dr. .1. Wil liam Flinn was opened in 1910 as IL a social center for students and as T central office fnr the Y.M.C.A. F Professors fIistory Co Three professors from the h he 15th annual meeting of th< on in Williamsburg, Va., Nov Mrs. Arney It. Childs, Dr. It. Ichs will leave Columbia No' kir ROTC Names Aadet Officers 'ollowing Trial On Thursday, October 27, Ma >r HIerbert E. Sears, professor of ir Science and Tactics here at le university, announced the new idet officers of the Air ROTC. he officers were selected through mipetitive tryouts, which empha zed abiihty to command troops, adership, and military bearing. Rush M. Floyd is the new Group ommanding Officer. His staff icludes Hubes-t M. Diimnery as roup Executive; James W. hompson, Jr., Group Adjutant; ames J. Horton, Group S-1; Ar iur B. Sloan, Group S-2; James [. Wannamaker, Group S-3; amuel S. Sorota, Group S-4. In Squadron "A" Gary D. Brown as been appointed the new Com ianing Officer; Eugene F. Rog rs, Adjutant; Gene W. Fuller, light Leader 1st Flight; John A. . McInnes, Flight Leader 2nd light. In Squadron "B" the new Com ianding Officer is Joseph B. tringer, president of the junior ass; Grady Y. Nickles, Adjutant; ohn A. Barksdale III, Flight eader 2nd Flight; and Jackson L. honason, Flight Leader 1st light. Yes, Ca coast-to-coast test of who smoked Camels. consecutive days, notel weekly examinations, ri .0T ONE SUNSLE CAl DUE TO SMOKiIN CAl VagT To Attend unveutton istory department will attend ! Southern Historical associa ember 10, 11, and 12. L. Meriwether, and Dr. R. D. niember 9 for the three day meeting. Prof. W. A. Foran and' Dr. It. H1. Wienefeld have indefi nite vlatns as to their attending the mleeting. TheV association meets annually in a different city in a southern state. Sone of the department's professors participated on last year's pr-ogram. TIhe Soutleril Iistorical associa Lion was organized in Atlanta, Ga., in 11134. Its membership is open to anyone who is interested in sou thern history. Its objectives include "the pro motion of interest and research in southern history, the collection and preservation of the South's his torical materials, the encourage ment of state and local historical societies in the South, and the ad vancement of the teaching and study of all branches in the South." The topic "The South at Arms" will be headed by Henry S. Com mager of Columbia University, co author of "The Growth of the American Republic," which is used as a text by history 137 at the uni versity. Robert L. Meriwether, director of the South Caroliniana library and specialist of South Carolina history is a member of the com mittee on membership. Founding of the Phi Beta Kappa chapter here in 1926 gave the uni- \ versity national academic standing, a no n y C m l --f r 3 t s m akin g r uE arsm ro 186(