The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 07, 1949, Page Page Three, Image 3
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The Plas after the Furman I
game: Jack Morgan got the follow 4
ing telegram from his sister and
his father (A Furman man) from
Greenville:
"Deep, sympathy, sobs, tem
condolences, lamentations, big fowi
teen, little seven.",
To which the younger Morgan
returned the following telegraphed
rhyme:
"Tears and bruises,
Humiliation a plenty.
Am seared to come home
Carr you send twenty?"
Jack won, anyway.
-The Columbia Record
The stadium during the last
quarter:.
"I hear the Chapel Hill game has
been canceled."
Friend: "You did? How aw
ful."
"We are going to play Coker
instead."
In front oZ Sims:
Boy: "Got a date tonight?"
Girl: "Noo-o-o."
Boy: "Hope you get one."
(dreamer)
A young and comely hostess was
passing out cocktails and tom
ments and doing her level best to
make everyone feel at ease. She
smiled sweetly at a middle-aged
guest and said, "I won't offer you
a cocktail, Mr. SchInk, since
you're the chairman of the Tem
perance League."
"No," he corrected, "I'm the
president of the Anti-Vice League."
She nodded, "Oh, yes, I knew
there was something I shouldn't
offer you."
"Now gentlemen," said the presi
dent of the Honey Child baby bottle
company, "we have 50,000 of these
feeAing bottles in stock, and it's
up to you salesmen to create a de
mand for them."
Jim: Do you serve women at the
bar?
Mel: Nope, you have to bring
your own.
Cinderella: If I'm not back at
midnight my beautiful coach and
horses will turn into a pumpkin.
Prince Charming: Oh, gourd!
-Technology News
A girl standing on the street cor
ner and wearing a low V sweater,
was approached by a wolf.
He asked: "Is the V for vic
tory?"
She said: "No, that's for virtue
---but it's an old sweater."
CNMI
Up!
There was a very young PiKA
lodge who, upon answering the
leeri hurried to the back -to con
Ult spme actives. "Bir, there's a
roman peddler at the door."
"Well," said the active, "tell him
Ve got plenty."
* * * * *
King Arthur: "I hear you're
nisbehaving, knight."
Knight: "In what manor, sire?"
* * * * .
Huchinmire: Terribly sorry you
ouried your wife yesterday.
Vandereleare: Had to. Dead,
rou know.
A friend was week-ending with
kn Englishman and his wife. En
Irely by accident, he happened
ipon the Englishman's wife in her
>ath. Making a hurried retreat,
is sought 6ut the host and profer
Ad an apology. The Englishman,
who was reading at the moment,
rought his head up out of his
book and regarded his friend for
a moment.
"Skinny old thing, isn't she," he
said.
-The Blue Stocking
1st. sow: Heard from your boar
friend?
2nd. sow: Yes, I got a litter
from him.
-The Enterprise
I think I shall never view a girl
so sweet as you.
Indeed! the longer I gaze at ye
the sweeter yet you seem to be.
You're surely an eye sweet tease,
and I surely shall have diabetes.
-Anonymous
In a little head one day a curious
brain thought, "why are storks so
shy?"
Many days passed, still the query
was sought and found by and by.
And in a wiser head one day a
wiser brain thought, "Oh! wasn't
daddy sly!"
-Anonymous
Heighth of Conceit: Flea float
ing down the river on his back
shouting "raise the drawbridge!"
-Anonymous
A resolution banning drinking at
football games was adopted by the
student body of Carolina on Octo
ber 13, 1937, just prior to the 35th
annual game with Clemson.
A proposal by the trustees in De
cember of 1944 to move the USC
campus to another site was vigor
ously opposed by the student body.
The IBM acconting machines
installed at Carolina in February
of 1946 greatly facilitated the pro
eessing and release of semester
grade reports.
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Three Instructors
Return Following
Work On Degrees
Three former instructors havy
returned to the English departmen
from leaves of absence, and on,
additional appointment to this de
partment has been made.
John R. Welsh, Miss Irene La
Borde and Mrs. Douglas Carlisli
have returned from work on Ph.D
legrees and Mrs. Sarah McClaii
raas been added to the departmen
is part-time instructor.
Mr. Welsn spent the last tw<
rears at Vanderbilt University ii
NTashville, Tenn. During this time
de served as student teacher an<
worked on a thesis on William Gil
nore Simmis, noted South Caro
ina author.
Mr. Welsh graduated from th4
[Jniversity of the South at Se
wanee, Tenn. and received his M.A
legree at the University of Syra
:use in New York.
Miss Irene LaBorde received hel
A.B. and M.A. degrees here. Shi
ias been working at Duke Univer,
ity in Durham, N. C., the pasi
rear.
Mrs. Douglas Carlisle graduatec
'rom Wesleyan College in Macon
3a. where she achieved the high,
ast scholastic record ever mad4
here. She and her husband
)ouglas Carlisle of the politica
cience department here, have beer
working for Ph.D. degrees at the
Jniversity of North Carolina al
)hapel Hill, N. C. The subject of
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Social Fraternity
President of Men's Independer
Treasure of Men's Independeni
Vice-President and Secretary oj
President of Interfraternity C
Minor officer and Rush Chairn
Council . . ........ .......
Member of Interfraternity Cou
President and Treasurer of the
Other officer of German Club
President and Treasurer of Col
Other officer of Cotillion Club
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Head cheerleader ... .......
Cheerleader, assistant . .
Chairman of Honor Council .
Member of Honor Council ...
Member of Honor Board ..
Chairman of committee of Lav
Honorary awards ..........
President of honorary profess
Minor officer of honorary prol
Member of honorary professic
President of KSK ....
Recording Secretary of KSK
Other member of KSK
Lieutenant in Naval ROTC
Lieutenant (jg) in NROTC
Ensign in NROTC .
Membership in Championship
Captain of Pistol and Rifle te
Membership in Pistol and Rifl
President and Treasurer of Co
President of Literary Society
Vice-President, Secretary and
Literary Society ........
Program Chairman of Literar
President of International Rel
Membership on Debating Teai
Membership on Debating Tea!
President of University Chori
Business manager of Universi
President of Boosters Club .
Vice-President, Secretary and'
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Marine Career
Proves Exciting
For Montgomery
By BARBARA McSWAIN
Sgt. T. B. Montgomery, instruc
tor of Naval Science at Carolina,
has had a short but full life.
He was in the Philippines with
Wainwright when the Japnncsc at
tacked the Islands. After the un
successful battles to defend them
t he was taken prisoner by the Japa
nese and held in a concentration
camp for forty months.
When the war ended the Ser
geant stayed in the Marines. He
was stationed in Washington, D.
C., and Quantico, Va., before com
ing to South Carolina.
He has been a Marine for ten
years, having joined immediately
after graduating from high school
b in West Virginia.
SBesides the Philippines, Sergeant
. Montgomery has served in China
and Marine outposts in the Pacific.
He was born in Oklahoma, but
claims West Virginia as home.
The Sgt. is beginning his third
Syear of instructing the NROTC
units at Carolina. He "likes it fine,
particularly when the Powder Bowl
season rolls around.".
Last year Sergeant Montgomery
,helped train the Kappa Delta drill
I platoon, the Corsettes, which
marched at the half of the Powder
Bowl football game. "Those girls,"
grinned the Sergeant, "were a lot
easier to teach than boys are."
-Of all the exciting things that
have happened to him, one thing
stands out in his memory over all
others. His wife "just presented
me with a bouncing baby boy this
spring."
Two Gamecock columnists of
1940 are credited with originating
Ithe idea for the annual "Powder
Bowl" football game between rival
sororities at Carolina.
her thesis is William Shakespeare.
Mrs. McClain and her husband
recently moved to Columbia. Pre
vious to her present position at the
university, she taught in Mercer,
Ga.
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Football, Politic
Hid -Semester E
To Annoy Squir
By JIM NEWBURY as
New students walking across the to
horseshoe to and from classes in
the early morning may be sur- he
prised to see squirrels leaping from m
limbs, chewing on pieces of dis- sl:
carded cinnamon buns or sidestep- ar
ping people who invade the pri- h(
vacy of their domain. d<
These squirrels are just as much w
a part of the spirit of the campus co
as the students themselves. Dur- li:
ing football season, when everyone fr
is running around in a dither try- ci
ing to secure tickets for that friend _
or relative who arrived unexpect
edly or at the last minute, the
squirrels content themselves with
chewing on a broken acorn or re
clining in the forks of the trees
and "just thinking."
When political campaigns take
their ghastly toll of broken friend
ships, the squirrels are taking their
daily dozen-sailing from branch
to branch, hiding in clumps of
leaves and laughing at each other.
While mid-semester examinations
are causing students to huddle for
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uistance, squirrels are beginning
cuddle. No resistance.
When spring comes and eyes get
avy and yawns take over the
tjority of lips, the little squirrels
ake the lead out of their claws
d poke their heads out of their
low houses. They always climb
wn for a short stroll even if the
ather does look like rain. People
uld take a lesson from the Caro
ia squirrels. Squirrels don't die
om over work- or worry, that's a
nch!
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