The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1939, Page PAGE SICK, Image 6
inik Spots At
Bedtime
BY B. B. SHOTS
If You Don't See Red
You Are Color Blind
We aren't all het up this week... even gazing at this red
ink doesn't make ais want to expose anybody... all we wish to
talk about is soiething lovely and nice... Neoma, Newsome?
No. Hedy Lamarr? No. Hamburgers with onions? No...
all we can talk and think about these (lays is the delightful
promise that Coach Ted Petoskey left with us before he left
for a. Toronto baseball training camp... the fact that we are
going to have a winning basketball team next season? No, that's
not it, guess again...that he's going to teach his' theory of
living in a special class to all hard-working and willing stu
dents?... No, try again... now pay close attention, here's
what the popular coach said. . ."I am going to have something
next year and it's not going to be a. two-by-four outfit either
on the basketball court."...that's what he said and 'twats very
subtle you bet...notice he didn't say he would haye a. winning
ball-club, but he would not have a two-by-four cage team...
that's good as the prophet's stand-by that "somebody will win",
when Carolina and Clemson sIuare off... renembier you two
when you read this that this red ink does crazy things to one
when he stares at it for a long time. .g.
Roses Are Red
Except In Iceland
Speaking of seeing red this columnist did Tuesday night
when the Delta Delta Delta sorority girls lost a basketball
game to Columbia college...why can't our school import some
talent and win games like the other big name colleges...why
in the-(name of common sense)-gee you got fooled that time.
dear reader, mother-can't we get some Kathleen Kellys or
why can't the Craigs have a few sisters?., .tsk, it's disgust
.....
Opportunity-The Old Buzzard
Lingers And Knocks Only Once
Speaking of seeing things this writer just saw the picture
below-not on paper but the real thing-and so we're putting
up an out-to-lunch sign. ..even the typewriter refuses to click
but all the keys stick up and stare. ..we're not only going to
stare but are going to make the most of a promising situation...
'What We Saw...
The Girl Was An
Athlete Or Somepin'
WVe went after the above, madle only one pass. andl the girl
.made a home run. ..oh well, another imperfect (lay has endIed...
Lubrication -Washing BO LN SPCA
Oars Vacuum Cleaned WdedyFbur t x
hibition Match and Free In
UssoMoto Oil Ussoube structions for Students given by
George L. Isemann, Executive
Secretary, National Duck Pin
Bush Bowling Congress of iWashing
Caugh,an ~ton, D). C. Between S and 5
o'clock. Be our guests.
acros FromW~ ~Columbia Dowling Center
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Bubblir
Cycl.e
Petoskey's HoS
Since the "New Deal" has hit th
Petoskey hos prevailed on the OriE
Bot 3 c sAr d B
Hockey
Chief Sport At
Is Abolished ]
At a meeting of the board of<
trusty's of the Utniversity ice hockey
here was abolished permanently as
a pui i at theRoositer U niversity.
The movemient to do away with the
winter sport was started by Sal
Blot and had gained such favor that
i special meeting was called to wipe
it out.
None of the former players are
expectedl to remain at Carolina be
cause of the fact that a resolaition
was also adlopted which will cancel
all credits for school work alreadly
Several mionthis ago some alumni
clecided to disown their Alma Mater
if the authorities allowed ice hockey
to Continue at the universitvi On~e
alumnuis, l:rran Kowins, has alre ady
filed a law suit against the school
En the grounds that one of the
Gamec toc k players wvas seeni on the
streets aft er having had a cup of
otffee "No one should be allowed
to applea r in pub1lic after drinukin g
coffee think of the had iniflutence
it wAould h-' on lhe good people of
Colunmbia t hey knew that a Caro
lina stud hitad tasted the bever -
ige, b uns said.
T his . n will affect the uiniver
sity vOnly very little, as the only of
fiils l to leave the school wiil be
Rex\ Ou tright, Jon C haste, anwd
RinemaIc K<issing, the latter two
having been recently seenred as as
sist ant athIiletic directors to succeed
Itill ie HlotchJmani.
As to wvhat would be done wvith
th e st adlinum for merly uised fo r
hockey, no anno(uncemeint was
made. 11 owever, thme R ed Rooster
learned from sources that it con
siders reliable that it will be the
sene of the girls' hockey gamnes if
the seating capacity can he in
creasedl to accommnodate the specta
tors.
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inal Celtics to enroll at the Univers
ans Ice
At USC
Carolina
Forever
Billard Bout
Starts Tonite
'Uomight im the 'field house will be
staged (one of thle most gigantic
sports extravaganzas of all time
when the Flinni 1lall poo1'teamn goes
uip against the forces from Student
I.'nion basement. A double feature
may be arrangedl with both places
sending pinlg-1)ong sqjuads if the
hool tables are mfovedl in time.
T[he Flinn H-all crew, coached by
R. G. lHell, have been traininug
steadhily for this big mtatch on loek
beer and black cigars and Coach
Ielh feels assured of a victory.
(On the other hand the Student
Un ijon forces will prefsent in their
starting array sev'eral feminine p)ill.
i'ushers. If they play in usual style
however it won't take long to put
themi behindc tihe eight b)all.
"We intendl to Put some "French"
on the b;ill if we can't win any other
way,"' Iilly W\oodls, stud(enlt Union
co a ch grow led this m orn ing.
Only one light in the bluildIing will|
be turnmed on; that one just over tihe
lood table. For that reason the ref
erees will confine their activity to
the '-tands instead of the floor.
Rouighi ing penalties wvill1 be called
andl anyone ca ughit int such a it act
will he sent home earlv.
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New Sport
Soon Starts
In Sunshine
Bass Boost? Sun
As Great Stuff
Construction on a field for a newv
type of Sport was begun last week
behind the Voan's building.
This field will serve as a sun par
lor for ien students that wih in
get an ahead-of-sumnier sunburn.
Tle field will be of immense size
taking in almost 20 square feets
andl will be usedl after 6 o'clock
only. T[he spot for the new field
wais donated by ~llbby Ilass, tubby
slang professor at the Uniiversity.
IBobby.saies "To have a figure like
mmne as an accomplishment, and
the only way to get it is drink
plenty of sunashine.
If it can be arranged a warm-up
gamte will be played with Columbia
C.ol lege to decide whet her our men
are su1perior in this physical deC
part lnent. I,ater contest will be
arranlged w'it h \4.inthbrop, Lanader
and Carolette IBeauty schoo0l.
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Baby Blue Shirt
Aids Hero In
Thrilling Win
Riding his red-wheeled, one
seated bicycle-built-for-tw:o like a
whirling dervish, Bubba Epps took
first -place in the state bicycle meet
held qn the track surrounding the
University campus front, this week.
Epps wore a delightful ensemble.
of tweed riding pants, baby blue
chemise shirt which natched his
twinkling azure eyes, and a red
rose-galand in his hair.
-Outstanding was the fact that the
University fencers, who appeared in
a body like Clemson Cowdets, did
no violence during the running of
the meet.
The fencers enraged since the cy
clists received a block "C" this year
and they didn't, were expected to
raise havoc with the meet. At va
rious times several were seen cast
ing evil glances at the tires on the
cyclist's steeds and fingering their
swords and daggers.
This ileet is to be held annual
ly on the local track if one is to be
lieve Mr. Jack Crawford, director
of the meet. This, however, is not
recommended by your correspon
dent.
"I plan to have a major spois
carnival here next year," Mr. Craw
ford promised seriously. In it I
will have a horse-shoe throwing
contest, a Tiddley-winks meet, com
petition in parlor games and an
apple-bobbing try-out.
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