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Carolina BY SPRUCE WHITE An Esquire, coronet, notebook, shirt, pair of socks, hat and coat, and trig book lay scattered over the bed on which re clined so comfortably a young man whose feet, elevated over his head, were hooked on the head of the bed, well up in the air. Without movement, he remains in this position for hours. The page of the trig book never turns. His eyes are sightless and his lips are still. Shh! He's studying. The beautiful young lady lost her foot ing on that very smooth and dry channel from "the wall" to Sloan College. A gallant young knight rushed to the aid of the maiden in distress, and, with full masculine strength, started lifting her from her muddy plight. For some rea son, he also went down into the depths. A passing female helped the erstwhile gallant to his feet, and while he preened his feathers, she lifted the other of the weaker (?) sex. Wanted: A gal what's tried and true. Now just any old hag won't do. I want a dame what's sweet to me. All that anyone could be. If you don't think you can fill the bill, Just you remember that somebody will. -Joe. The other evening at the Freshman Sophomore, a certain young lady had the third no-break with a certain young man. The dance date had been made three weeks in advance. Since there was a certain amount of attraction one for the other, both looked forward with the greatest of pleasant anticipation. When the dance was announced, the young man was dancing with a lady, not so popular, who had not made a date for the no-break. He was stuck. After the number, he went looking for the other one. He couldn't find her and in the course of the hunt, someone told him that she had not come back after intermission. When the lady fair met the gentleman the next day, it was with the most pro found of apologies that she greeted him. He allowed her to rave on for five min utes when his conscience got the best of him. Sheepishly, he admitted his predica ment of the evening before. He didn't get murdered-just almost. Conyrlghr 1937, Lz.arrr & Mvzus -HOUSE (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) Carson and Charley Mercer in secur ing equipment; and Dr. L. L. Smith with the geological exhibit. A geologic exhibition of ultra violet light and its workings, and a chemical exhibition of the use of luminol in mak ing up a solution that will easily light a room are among the features. Through the cooperation of the Dixie Radio Company in supplying radio needs; Perry-Mann Electric Company for electrical supplies; Rotu-Reau Elec trical Company; Ruff Hardware Com pany and. Marshall-Tatum Company for men's furnishings; the show has been made possible. Due to the automobile strike, the securing of a truck has been held up, and R. G. Bell, head of the University Y.M.C.A. has loaned the show a "Y" truck. The Sylvania Radio Tube Company has sent an exhibition to be arranged in the lobby showing the evolution of the radio tube. A. M. MacCutcheon, president of the American Institute of Electrical En gineers and H. H. Henline, secretary of the institute will be present at this showing along with other prominent engineers of this State. The exhibitions of the "House of Wonder" are as follows: 1. Turning on of electrical machinery by means of light beams. 2. Robot or mechanical man who waves his hand and bows at a com mand. 3. The analysis of radio waves (vis ually) by means of cathode ray oscil loscope. This is seeing your voice. 4. Transmission of music by light waves. 5. Analysis of speech (visually). 6. The handling of millions of volts of electricity and light of neon tubes without metallic connection to a volt age source. 7. Stroboscopic motion in which rapidly moving objects seem to be at a standstill. . Plyringo MUS!c in reverse ordr. 9. Turning on of a burglar alarm by means of radiation and a ray of light which rings a bell. 10. An electric train that starts, stops, and backs upon the order of a person or a beam of light. .nrn' Literary Digress. (CONTINUED FROM PAOE FOUR) -U. ". O. SNOOZLE That feminine bit of humanity, Beth Comstock, seems to be writing a col umn known as "Social Hangovers." From the sounds of it, one feels that he is suffering from a hangover. The news notes are four weeks old, the language dull, and the general atmos phere is one of boredom. In short, what this rag needs is one less society column. You say your mother objects to kissing? Well, that's all right, I don't want to kiss your mother. You slept through two classes this morning? Did you meet them or not? Oldest woman's club in America the rolling pin. Why is Paul Smith known as "Little Job?" Professor E. C. Coker prefers a pipe; President J. Rion McKissick chooses a cigar; but Professor Havilah Babcock -"What have you?" FLASHI Billy "Gumbeater" Brooker is back in school! - FOUND The following articles have been found, and upon identification may be claimed by the owners from Mrs. Moon at the campus post of fice: one overcoat, a pair of gloves, a freshman history book, and a scarf. SILVER'S 5 and 10c Store Thousands of items for University Students at a great saving. ! .v. ;ei Muscli On Other State Pr Betty Kenna breezing back into town she after spending seven months in London ini and acquiring an English accent.... Lur then giving a theatre party which ex hibited some of that beastly weather for by which London is so noted... .Lucy Lewis b and Caroline Monteith going hay-wire over one of their pledges... .And Jen- "1 nie Clarkson telling Betty Kenna that lan bull SHOTS pus den Students who have made or plan to - make snapshots for the Garnet and Black - are requested to turn them in to Frank Jordan, editor of the annual, as soon as possible. Scenes of the campus, student activi- I ties, fraternities, and sororities are de sired. Call - Mi Shop 9308 For Quick Deliveries Monday & Tuesday WARNER BAXTER MYRNA LOY in "To Mary With Love" Wednesday EDDIE QUILLAN in "Gentleman From Louisiana" Also On Stage Col. Staggerhound's AMATEUR FROLIC STRAND nh. "I t C.v: mnsJc tobacco roll it in e.Chesterfields you enjoy in .. .pleasing dir nl fl da' Fr Iss Practices m" didn't write that letter that appeared The State because there were too iy large words in it.... Then John npkin assuring Jennie that Betty's ,uipedalian verbage is only exceeded her good looks and winning ways. rank Urban talking about spcial life 'arolina.... Don Ham and Flinn Gil i eating side-by-each.... John Turn editing a new paper on the cam ...Wisdom teeth troubling many stu ts now that exams are over. Business Training a Essential to Everyone, Par ;ioularly College Men and Women. Day, Night, and 3pecial Classes. Draughon's Business College 1218 Sumter Street Telephones 5951 and 6317 SWE Sweet an a a smoke I An< sweet. Spe automatic fr denser. The 1 Nothing else COLUMBIA I Special Rates IF THEY tEAVE THEIR LAUN BY 12 O'CLOCK 3 1323 Taylor Street From tobaccofarm room... at every stag ing of Chesterfield Cig Number One is to se erfields are made to S the fields ... at the auction m and in the storage warehot b Number One is to see that field tobaccos are MILD and In the Blending Depat Number One is to "weld' grown tobaccos with aroi ish to the exact Chesteri utting and Making Depart ub Number One is to cut the into long clean shreds and pure cigarette paper. are made to give you te cigarette..,.refreshing taste and aom. Th. - .w.J aq AV W( Frank Jenkins remarking on the bud ig romance of Walter Connally, Cana. s pride and joy at the University... ances Butler and Charles Early learn. new dance steps. Now Playing EDWARD ARNOLD In Edna Ferber's "OME AND GET IT" Starts Monday WALTER HUSTON In Sinclair Lewis' "DODSWORTH" With Ruth ohatterton. Mary Astor Starts Thursday DEANNA DURBIN In "THREE SMART GIRLS" ET AS HONEY rell-seasoned pipe, on the first I the honey-curing keeps it tal attachment suppHes (1) ee draft (2) double action con. at pipe you can buy for $1. has its Slavor. ..AUNDRY ro Students DRY AT THE OANTEEN CAOH DAY Telephone 4954 s to shipping e in the mak arettes.. .Job e that Chest atisfy. arkets ses... Chest RIPE. cment Job 'our home-. natic Turk Id formula. ~e things mildness Satisfr.