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The Gamecock Founded January 30, 1908 ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor Published weekly by the Literary Societies of the University of South Carolina during the college year except during examinations and holidays Entered as second class matter at the postoffice at Columbia, S. C., November 20, 1908 Subscription Rate-$2.00 per college year. Circulation-1800 Advertising rates furnished upon request Offices in Tenement 16, University campus Phone 8123 1935 Member 1936 Iassockded Colle6iade Press Distributor of Colle6iate Di6est Sole and Exclusive National Advertising Representatives NATIONAL ADVERTISING SERVICE. Inc. 420 Madison Avenue, New York City Chicago-Boston-San Francisco-I.os Angeles--Portland-Seattle EXECUTIVE BOARD MILEs ELLIOrr - - - - - - - - - - - Editor ATIKERTON WIIALEY - - - - Business Manager IIUNT GRAHAM - - - - - - - - Managing Editor DEI'AItTNENT HEADS Francis Williams, Sports edlitor; Katherine Taylor, Society editor; Helen Cooper, Co-Ed editor; Freil Ellis, Circulation Manager. ASSOCIATES Jack Killea, Shannon Mins, Eleanor \Viedeman. James Lynch, T. T. Moore, May Andrews, and )on Causey. associate editors; Ed Harter and Francis williams, associate managing editors; Albert Douglas, assistant business manager; Sam Clelandi, Tot Willis, and 1ill Brockington, associate circulation managers. STAFF WRITERS Polly Pendleton, Crawford white, Vivian Lomas, Marybelle Higgins, St. Clair Muckenfuss. W. L. L.amb, Charles Lee, James 0. Willis, and Grace Toney; Harold Prince, Jimmie Thomas, S. B. Bass, anid R. F. Lindsay, sports writers. FRI1)AY, MAY 1, 1936 Dirt Slingers 4oIe tilmie ago 11 free-tolglle(l, gossip-loving stu (lent harged ill to T/ (runeoci,k oflice and dle lllnled to see the editor. "Ilere's solletililng for ani e(litorial." he confided, bursting with )ri(le over having something '"hot." "I Ilea"r that ('oachl is tryinlg to take over the (an teen, the Y. M. C. A., the illess hall. the (lepartlment of atlleties, andi everything else arolund here. Why don't you give him hell " When asked where his information came fro,ll. he confessed that it was "j list wh1at he had lea rI aroun( the camul)Is."' While all this was going on. Coach was off oil at basketball trip: as soon as he returned he foulnd1 that he was all set to take over the Iniversity in general. which was news to hil. lie illillediatelv went to Evaus ;11111 Iiughes. to Mr. Crawfor(, to Mr. Bell, to Whitey Rawl, :11141 ill concerned. Every one a<hnitted that he had done nothil to their e(l)aitllent that ilicatedl aniy intentions of lsliP)ing theit' positions. A I'ter a tille the ma1;ttter faledl oult, bit a certtaill amo111)11it of daiimage had been done. IIere is the calle of all the tIroll le: The U'ni ver'sitX yhauI hecOmle s( accuist( medl to a foothba1ll coach that dlid nothing bu1t coa("h that whenl it gotf ai n11um wh1o set out to bil up th Ile whole scholti. 21 man of ;2nain/Ig ener'Igy and1( rigor. aI man11 wVii> realiizes the value of good puiblicity: and1 who was willinig to devote a grealt deail of his time to pulttingz IIlereto fore ouir coaches havl e b eeni stra21nger~s to the campulils, potssibtly settinig foot withlin the walls oncei ai yearl . McCallhiister works oIl 21 di fferent theory: lhe bl'lie'ves tha:t a1 'oIach shlolt knlow somletingi abottlt the student'It body. kniow thle innler' wor'kings of the enItireC University systeml, and( al1so, lie be l ieves thatl it is parIt of the coach1's du ity to umke11 hiis school staind out iln the eves of thet'11) pbic'. Accordinigly, lit instituitedl some new practices, and1( sulggested sever'aI others. Thie May Week for' hiighi school studetst last year was aiS big success. I Ilndr Ieds of' pote'ntial Carol inai students camI1e to thle Universitv, an d had the timle of theirI lives. it wals a good thing: it went over big. Buit this year n. plans11111 have been mlade foir suichi a week. Why ? Simpl1iy because115 so many1~ petople have niothiing to dot bult sit down and1( think up evil, then spr'ead it aroulnd and e'xpec't people to believe it. Antd a grea'lt mni~ry swallow it book, linie, andl sinker. Suggestions for May 'Week hauve b)een ie ceivedl coldliy in many qualrter's. Carolina mulst realize thalt a live wire has taken over the coaching staff, that we hlave a man here who has the interest of tihe school at heart. And why not? He has a good job in a good town at a good school. The better the school, the better his job. What could be more ridiculous than saying lie is trying to do anything that would inevitably lead to his ruin ? The Gamecock has waited a long time before say ing anything about the new coaching staff, so that no hasty and erroneous conclusions would be inmped at. McCallister has been watched closely, and he has not done one thing that was not fo the good of the University. Every move he ha made has been progressive, and lhe has moved o: ten. Given the proper backing by the alumni an student body, he will go a long way toward mal ing the University the best. school in the South. The wagging tongues of idle gossips and scar dal-mongers are his worst enemies. If these peopl spent as much time in helping him as they do trN ing to run him in the ground, they would do great deal of good. Solomon truly spake a parable when he sai "the mouth of a fool poulreth out foolisiness." -U. . 0. Inside Dope In order to make the student body a little be ter acquainted with the maj(r office holders electe during the past few days. The (himceock present the following thumb-nail sketches of the victoriou candidates: Athletic Advisory Board: (Two student men hers). 1. Muster Muirgaugh-admits frankly that 1 "loves politics." Hoping to get his law degree thi year. Godo and the Dean willing. Seems to thriv on Carolina grub, having attaine(l the formnidabl weight of 235, which is not to be sneezed at. HolI the money bags of the (Grermlanl Club. among othe things. and is wondering whether he'll have an pants left when Ray Noble says farewell to Colun bia. Gets Imad in a lhu1rry, but soonl gets over i Was once a demon of the gridir"on. 2. William Carpenter. alias the Weasel, ali I gly, etc.. etc.-can blow his fists like one of th Mills brothers: sings tenor, melody, baritone, has or anlytlhing else. Taking law, and almost ready t pu1t in the annual two weeks' studying before e. ans. Is short and ugly, but has a way with tb women. Is liable to turn up at a formal (linn in i sweat shirt and tennis shoes, and then win up being appointed toastmaster. A Kappa Alph pro(ligy: hails from (Greenville, where his (L .lan is a doc, but he doesn't go in for medicint (ood natured: stays hungry t,o't of thw time Garnnet and/ lMirk: Editor-Frank Jordan. Li\ves in town: or of the Picas. Likes to speak before the Eulphr: dians. Talks smoothly and intelligently. Alwav looks like he's just out of ashower and ready to g places. Serious. blusinless-like, elicient. Shoul putt out a corking annllual. 1business Manager-Stokes Davis. The pride c Summerton, local boy makes gool angle. Know familiarly as the "gutIbeater." from Iis habit c always expressing himself. Writes such things a "the author uses a super-abundancy of words, s, much so that his phrases (legenerate into a mas of ses<tlipedalian verbiage." IIs the gift of get tinlg along with lis teacliers: nevetr uses one wor( when two will (1: is somlething of a reforme1 constatntly a(lnonishing his friends on the evils o al( obol, ("igarettes. anld picture shows. Talk slowly, but kInows whmt he means to say, and ca s;y it simiply or like I'oe. A Kappa igua pledge st<ood aloot frotin society tor a while. bu,t wohdn" muiss a dlance now for' anyvthinig. Somtie say' a A. D. i einnged -i. min. Whoknws 11 igh schtool 'st udentts on) thme campusIt this wee] htotul not be sattisfieud with a cutrsory intspectio0 of' the I'niversity inm getneral . A walk across th~ amtphuts. a few tinuittes in the library, andi( a glitmps io one or two butiblings will niot entable a proTh poe(t ive tti versityv stutdet to form an neeur't tat op)inion of (Carolina atnd what it has to <offet'. 'If you are planmninug to stiudy ('hemisttry wihe you 'omte to College. go dlownm to Le('onte and boo the place over ftom to1) to hot tom. Go inito the dlii ferent hibs. andu inspect thle e<ptipmttet: see wla: the I'niv"ersity' has or lacks in youtr chioseti fieht Trys to miieet (lie chlenmistryv professor's: if ther at not in a class, they will he glad to tell yotu anythitn abou( t t the c'Oulrse you di(esirNe, such as wheni thle v'art Outs ('lasses tmeet, ('med its given'm for' ea(ch one, an thie dlifficutlty yott mighit expect in a patrtictbi Tlhtose of yott who are inhterestedl itt sc'ience wi benefit by a b)rief v'isit to the b)iology and othl< sietnee labs. Fat' (down utndber Le~Conmte College is a tmaci('ri that records the slightest tr'emor's in the earth surifaice anywhere in a raditus of thousands of mile You1 will nevri for'get a visit to that dlam'k, silet roomi, which hams walls many feet thick, and( whmo: stillness is broken onily by the steadly tic'king of tI instument. If you ate shown arond( by a guit from the University, retmindl him to includ(e ti earth<upuake detector' in his list of stops. Carolina's obser'vatory is one of the south's hes Take a few minutes one night to get a close u of the moonl, or' to observe closely the mysteriot rings ar'outnd the planet Saturn. In short, make your visit to the University wvorl while, so that when you go home, you can te your folks something about Carolina that they di not know before. And we hope you'll coenmack.o Ticker Tape [ By TRIBBLE (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) print the stuff. So we should remem ber the exact number. But the mag azine cost a nickle. And we've for gotten....not that it matters. it Fords in Cellophane A fellow-sufferer keeps raving about a new Ford; a super-super streamlined model with plenty of zip and a light yellow finish. I thought for a while that he was delirious, but it seems that the Ford came from Gaffney, that it was a she, and that the stream s lines and all saw plenty of service s at the recent Bowery Ball. Danc ing, that is. Faux Pas The State, one of South Carolina's e most conservative newspapers, got its s facts slightly mixed the other ayem e in reporting the accident that befell e Philip Fulmer, pre-med student. Phil was not run over by a hit-and-runner 5 as reported; he had n. bodily injurier ' with the exception of skinned knees: and the only reason he was brought to the infirmary is because that's where lie lives! The fellow who knocked him down waited to see if his injuries were serious and, on finding them su s perficial. offered to buy Phil a new suit....Some knock-down! _ Personalia Lennie Rosen wants to get his name in this column, but since e Dean Bradley, et al., says we can't r' print anything of a derogatory na ture, I guess we'll have to leave the big bad boy from Brooklyn ti LI out. Where he belongs. jP Ho, hum....That little dwarf hear- ti ing the tag of )on Causes' should be e in his elemetit this week. What with n all the high school students around. S e a - Flash of a Man Talking To Himself Wallace Thompson Infirmary. P First day: This is the life! Three meals per day........in bed........and it sleep........some fun! During the fl wee morning hours there came the ht f clear sweet call of a mocking bird N outside my window. Soothing. ce Cheering. Satisfying. Like an ice- fi cream cone in August. it S Second Day: Can this be life? tI r) This empty idleness? The soup at g s lunch tasted like a dash of oil in ri - a box of pepper in a bowl of water. hi Some stuff. That crazy little bird si crooned again this morning. - Third Day: This is what Sher- c: f man said war is! Since 9 last a s night I've counted 39,607 sheep, C each whom thumbed his nose and C gave a sly grin as he passed over I ' the hill. Oh well, it's morning o t now and maybe...There's that v a damn bird again! Fourth Day: (Deleted by edi- I tor!) FRESKNA1 CLAS3S I) ELECTS OFFICERS it S(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) p [Lawton Cothran polled a healthy si Slead over a field of three for vice- o president, and will opp)ose Charlie a MIurtiashaw in the run-oiT. Tlhe count N was Cothran 129, MIurtiashiaw 86, and a D)avid Aiken 65. tI 1 Ralph D)earth imore than doubled n Loretta Morgan for the position of a secretary-treasurer. The tabulation showedl Dearth 207, andl Morgan 72. -i tSarah Ahlgrenm, collecting 129. led na -. Helen Towvnsend, with 54, out of a k e field of three girls into thme finmals for tl ,historian. Bess D)owling securedl 62 tI v'oteCs. (I IY. M. C. A. Stages - Bowes' Amateur Hour[ jj Sanuiny Cartledge, who inmitatedl 1Stan Laurel on the Amateur program sponsored by the YMCA Wednesday night, was awarded first prize by an .. C audience ballot immediately after the - 's show. s. Put on for the putrpose of raising funds to pay for the Y's new bus, the entertainment was surprisingly goodl and was heartily applatuded frequently. e Spot Mozingo played the p)art of Ma e jor Bowes, and Newt IHarmon gongedl te the gong. Betty H-orton won third place for her!' interpretation of "Goody-Goody" in attractive Betty Boop style. EvRans Guyton, who crooned for the Sedification of the atidience, was bal loted into second place. i "Charlie Fullere, the voice of Kappa 11 Alpha, rendered a delightful song on d the occasion, and thotigh he did not win an award, went over big with the audience. Freshmen Wison and Hi! hiard put on na ohlbiy at.. Campus THERE ARE 108 INTERRUPr1ONS IN THE AVERAGE BASKEBALL GAME! QRADITION SAYS NO WOMAN SIALL ENTER. INE U OF MICNIGAN UN\ON O= (PIWERSMTY MEN'S CLUB) .- . IMOVAH THE FROMT DOOR ! &(A ?A.C.P. ?IVI THE FIRST (O(.EE PAPERNE GAZE WAS PUBLISSED IN 1800 bY THE STUDENTS OF DARTMOUTN COLLEG DANIEL WEBSTER WAS ONE OF V 'OUTSTANDIN6 CON3BUTbRS' Pe WHAT'S WHAT IN Ur By Cami The May magazines are unusually iteresting and timely in their sub ,cts from the most probable war roblems in Africa and Europe and ie men and countries most concerned een to the Far lEast to what is nor al for election year for the United tates, Presidential Possibilities. But I is not prose, for our State poet. rchibald Rutledge, has one "prose oem" in The Good -Iousekeeping Iagazine for May (which should he the l'niversity Library) about the ight of birds that would award him is laurels though not in rhyme. The lay "Good Housekeeping" article is diied the "Chorals of the Dawn," the rst heard just before three o'clock the southern woods started with te meadow lark and followed by a reat chorus of song and field spar ws, brown thrashers, cathirds, Caro na wvrens and the whole list of bird ngers which passed over from east west to silence until the real dawn une. The April Good lousekeeping so has a charming article on "The idl Home Calls" by another Souih arolina writer we are proud to claim Ierbert Ravenel Sass, who has an ther prose-pocm describing the mar elos Sprintg tiigratin o f b irds front -en the Antarctic regions to tile Arctic le tells of the Arctic Ternis, flight I ii .00t0t miiles, and hi th tiy hitiminig irdl which flies faster than aniy air lante across the M ex icani Guilf with s gauze-like witngs miak ing two hun t redl strokes a secotnd. But to go back to tihe greatest pos ble conitrast ando the greatest fear F the world today, the danigers of inther great war over seas. In the lay Atlanitic, liaroldl J. \\ilson writes ii "Anithiony E.den, Will He Keep) ie lBalance ?", ando in the April Scrih er's M agazine Roger Burlinigamne rites on "The Implossile Next WVar."' May Scribnier's also is "Africa lhe Coming Coniitetnt,"' but merely aintg tihe dlifferenit articles of this nd taikes iup too muiich space, and iere arc other stories ando articles iat almost mai-ke onie forgetI the tragic unge r of wair w hich shifts from (dy P. H. LACHICOT Dealers for 53 DIAMONDSWATCHES 1424 Main Street SILVER' At Moderate Prices-Watch SCHOOL OF The Universil A four year curriculum comph)l means of the quarter plan. The closely affiliated. D)ental stud(eni cal studly und(er thme dlirection ai faculty. Clinical practice of der' IS supervisedl 1by the dental divi: clmnics of several hospit-als. One pital of 1200 b)eds, (during the at perience in elinical observation,< tal condlitionis. Thme next reguha 1936. For further CEREENm erSEa WOMEN AND PEDDER use BACK DOORV!.. FS _ 'N 'I rTE RECEIVED hl~E SECOND HONORARY DEREE R AWARDED BY 'E U. OE rs TEXAS.0935) IT WAS A .DOCTO OF LAWS DEGREE. ! IVERSITY LIBRARY Ha Sams to day. Also Frances Frost (Mrs. Sam Stoney) has a lovely poem Against War in the May Atlantic. On the American Presidential Elec tion perhaps the best e:r most amusing s Stanley High's "A Republican Takes a Walk" in The Forum for May which we also hope is appropriate for he stan'ds for our present President's re election very strongly, and the article is a good analysis of the political sit Liation. "Yankton." Yacht and Man of Var" by Malcolm Willoughby, author of "Lighthouses of New F.ngland." (pub lished in 19:15 by Crimson Printing Co. ;69 pages) is a most interesting ac count of a famous boat which all lovers of sea adventure should read. It was recently presented to the Uni versity Library by a South Carolinian, Commander Allen Stuart, retired. Sone of the newest, and certainly the best novels so far this year have just been received and are being cata logued now. The first of these is George Santayana's "The Last Pturi tan," "a iienoir in the form of a novel" this philosopher calls his first aittemipt at part fiction part autobi gra phy (p)uldish ed by ScrI iers. 1 936i) which the critics cannot Praise enough, giving front page stories ini the Book weeklies of the New York Timies andl I lerald Tlribune to its reviews of it. P earl lD uck is the author of a some what simuil ar kind of "nover' being ca talogued part biographiical and also autobiiographlical, for it is really a bi o)grap)hy of her own mother which is called "The F.xile," an American miissionary's wife who never forgets lie is first and last an American even .ough living most of her life in Chinma. Thme third great novel is 1)y Charles Mlorgan wvhomi one always remembers as the author of that wondlerful niovel ''The Fountain." Tlhis, the first since, s called "'Sparkenbiroke'" and is a novel whose "hlero" is a mixture of Lord Byron andl Percy Shelley though it is not biographical entirely, it is pub lishied by the Miacmillan Company, 551 pages, 19361. fE & CO., INC. Years in Fine --JE WELRY--.CLOCKS PJARE Columbia, S. C. and Jewelry Repair Dept. DENTISTRY ~y of Buffalo tedl in three calendar years, by dlental and medQ(ical schools are s have two years of b)asic medi nid supervision of the medical tistry nal its varied aspects, nadis connected with the month of interneship in a hos nmor year', offering Unusual ex biagntosis and treatment of den t' sess01ionvill open June 29th, information address Goodrich Street Bu..alo N. v