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Chicago, April 1?Mr. Olwald L.
Kcetli, satanic mathematics professor,
atul the life of every party to which he
goes, displayed rare form last week at
the Fencers' National Convention at
Chicago, when he lost his trousers ??i
a poker game. Attending the convention
as a personal representative Jof
Bryant Bolt, sessile hypnotic expert,
Kcetli wore Bolt's knickers and tried
to fake through under the name of the
popular young fencing specialist, but complications
set in when he lost the knickers
and the weather man predicted a
cold wave. Still, reports from Caponeville
have it that Prof. Keeth created
quite a sensation there with his funny
stories and sex appeal.
In a personal appearance before the
tri-weekly convocation of freshmen Bolt
explained why it was impossible for
him to attend the convention himself,
holding the gathering spell-bound in one
of the most brilliant addresses ever delivered
in this state. The text for the
address was taken from 1 Chronicles, 12,
5-6: "Eluzai, and Jerimoth, and Bealiah,
and Sheariah, and Shephatiah, the Ilaruphitc,
Elkanah, and Joezer, and Jashobeam,
the Korhites," while the central
thought running throughout the address
was "Greater love hath no man than
this, that lie let his brother substitute
for him at the Fencers' Convention."
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Speaking with a slight accent and an occasional
twitch of the mustache Bolt
talked vaguely for three hours and a
half of the development of the petroleum
industry in the south,, and the great
need of vitamin Cj in the human diet.
Only once did he falter, that being for
a moment at the mention of Keeth, when
he foamed slightly at the mouth. At
the conclusion of the address the crowd
stood as one, emitting deafening chcers,
and even Dr. Murchyson rent the air
with his eager cries of "More!". No
more was forthcoming, however, and Bolt
left the chapel attended by three members
of the legislature.
As the sun rose, as it usually docs in
the morning, on March 3, Professor
Keeth set sail for Chicago, drunk and
early; lie was accompanied by Wyman
Williams, equine instructor in co-ed tennis,
and Billy Schweeney, head of the
chemistry department, both of whom
were going as far as Winnsboro.
After being passed up a number of
times (Prof. Keeth had failed to put
on his "rat" cap) they finally caught a
very nice ride to Orangeburg, finding to
their utter dismay after arriving there
that they were going in the wrong direction;
Schweeney finally straightened
things out, however, though not without
a stiff argument with Mr. Keeth, whe
still maintained that Chicago was just
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For Studious
After a lapse of many years, Kappa
Beta Phi (Dum vivamus, cdimus et bi1
bermus) is again with us. A group of
Carolina men met March 10 at the Jefferson
Hotel and discussed the final details
for the reorganization of the chapter.
Professors George McCutchen and
Oscar Keith represented the faculty at
this meeting, proving beyond a doubt
that the organization will be recognized
| by the faculty. Among the many students
present were, W. B. Worthy,
Anion Harrelson, Speedy Spears, Nero
Morrall, John Culbertson, Fred Hambright,
and Wiley Brown.
! It was learned that there was a move.
mctit on at Anderson College to start a
I co-ed chapter there. Mr. Worthy left
j for Anderson Sunday to look into the ,
matter. At this meeting the error of
many?that of thinking that the three ]
, stars on the key was only to make it
look more like the key of Phi Beta ,
Kappa?was cleared up. These three stars
are said to represent the old time
Three Star Hennesy the boys had to
, drink in "the good old days." An infor,
mal dinner at the Junior League Tavern
closed the session.
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south of Savannah. But though the
> trivial details of the journey are very
interesting they are for the most part
not of a character permitting their publication
here; suffice to say, then, that
Mr. Keeth was exceedingly popular with
the ladies en route, and that it is a wonder
that he ever arrived in Chicago at
all.
At the convention city there is 110
question but that Kcetli was the idol of
the multitudes. He always kept them
laughing, and just when everything grew
quiet he would slip around and hit
someone over the head with a piece of
lead pipe, or drop a hand grenade down
the back of some unsuspecting lady. After
the loss of his knickers he was more
in evidence than ever, and several of the
older ladies were heard to remark, "Isn't
A Famous Angler
Honest John Seeall, Roads scholar,
and foreman of the campus unit of
the CWA as he appeared after superintending
the repairs on the Woman's
building. It is rumored that the
plastering of the building was extended
to Seeall's own person.
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Elizabeth Poolball, president of th
newly formed Billiard Drinker's clut
as she appeared in action at a recer
house dance of the club. The B. B. C
was formally the Zipper Take A!
sorority,
SONG OF THE YELLOW
SHEET
By Bou-del-air
Sophist Joey philistine
Gradual ingratc, popish fiend,
Hungry pedant, dining on
Eighteenth century lexicon.
Simple Bobby, salty Bass,
Lecture demon to his class,
Pretends knowledge full abounds
| All around his dull surrounds.
Mister merry, grayish weather,
S. C. dean knows altogether
Fee, fi, futn and a... and a..
Everything no understands.
Madame Swanky do re nice
Comprenez-vous sweet Paree,
Nous parlous francais to her
Replies madame, non, non, m'sieur.
Oskar Lovelll Europe bound
Romance' lang's travel hound,
Chev-val-yay's?hi Villon!
Come on femmes, Allon, allons!
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he the cutest thing!" Rut one day
very dull fellow, even at that perhaps
bit more intelligent than his playmate!
suspected that the man was not the at
thorized representative (Bolt), and sup
gested that Keeth hypnotize all the as
sembled gentry at one time; whcreupoi
Oswald blushed furiously, and the fare
became plainly evident. Quite a few o
the stronger fencers laid hold of Pre
(essor Keeth and threw him through
transom. While sailing through the ai
he got it into his head that he was
wren, and when last seen he was hang
ing around a horse barn near Milwaukee
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Innocent: What ^re you studying i
Carolina?
Studc: Pharmacy.
Innocent: Why not go to Clemson?
Studc: Well, why?
Innocent: Why, I thought that WJ
where they taught farming.
SENIORS AND GRADUATE STUDENTS,
who plan to teach next year, are cordially I
vlted to confer with
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*1 Announcement that the local charter
I of the Zippers Take All sorority had been
I withdrawn by the national convention
J was made yesterday by Elizabeth Corntaker,
president of the local group. At
the same time it was learned that the
group will not disband but will continue
as a local society to be known as the
Billiard Drinkers Club.
The action on the part of the convention
was taken when it was called to
their attention that the local chapter
house was not being kept in good repair.
There have been frequent disorders in
the local chapter house and, according to
Mary Erasmus B. Black, national president,
the Zippers will not tolerate disorderly
houses in their sorority.
^The action came as a surprise to local
authorities. R. Gv Bull, chaplain of
the student body, said today that he ine
tends to find out the truth of the assertions
and warns the girls that he is com^
i"g to see them. Dean Nelliesoti Frier%
son also expressed great interest in the
U facts revealed.
The name Billiard Drinkers is not
- new to the campus as the sorority has
long gone by that name on the campus.
The name was given as a result of the
billiard drinking parties given every Sunday
afternoon by the sorority and attended
by leading members of the faculty.
Wyman Williams, R. L. Meriwether,
Orin Crow, and Mydamn Sweeney
were recently suspended from the
faculty for over-indulgence in the drinking
of billiards at these parties.
Members of the local sorority arc,
Gordon Small, Whiley Brown, Octavius
(the Great) Atnato, Bob Avinger, Billy
Baldwin, J. S. Bellinger, Shep Black,
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