The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1933, Page Page Ate, Image 10
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Bradley Leads
Nudist Group
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
want to see her, I expect to get better
results.
ROBERT L. MERIWETHER:
Pshaw, and I was just planning to get
my pants pressed.
JOSIAH MORSE: In the words
of dear old Socratcs, Ain't nature
grand.
JAMES N. FRIERSON: I intend
to give up my work in the law school
immediately. It is too confining. I
hope to get a job on the gardeners
staff.
EMMETT KILPATR1CK: If nudism
at Carolina equals that of Russia,
I shall be satisfied.
MAURICE MATTESON: I am
planning to vary my music and glee
club with a little nature dancing. I
have a reputation for being a de-vine
spring dancer.
ISADORE SCHAYER: I think
that I will retire.
HAVILAH BABCOCK: Ho-lnim,
I think I will open a clothing store.
\V. E. ROWE: I told them to do
that a hellova long time ago.
ROCK SMITH: Field trips will be
oftener and longer. Boys will be excused.
i Critic Cooks
Silliest Show
(CONTINUED FROM PACE ONE)
Ija donkey dat kept braying behind dc
Icenes, but I suppose dat was just a
mistake.
I In dc last act Eddie went south and
Hen he went west. It didn't make a
lot o* sense t' me, but hit must abeen
mighty sad. De gal wit' me cricd. I
pried, an' dcy say at de last show when
Here wasn't but a dozen people derc,
[Willy Dean cried also.
U. 8. C.
Soluble Dean Holds
That Dean Is Right
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
"Oh, Mr. Dean, Oh, Mr. Dean,
Your productions are the worst I've
ever seen;
First you slew 'As Husbands Go,'
Then exhumed old 'Edgar Poc,'
May the saints forgive you, Willie?
But they cannot, Mr. Dean!"
"It's things like that that give me the
strength to carry on," muttered the
old maestro as lie heaved a sigh.
Lillie Flinn Hall
Tosses Hat In Ring
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
The would-be sovereign already
wore the crown, now all she needed
was the support of "Cotton" Culbertson
and the opinion of those present
p?s/
Never before such
nificence, such
i|| Royal Family of the Theatre
in
RASPUTIN
with
RALPH MORGAN
DIANA WYNYARD
TAD ALEXANDER
FOUR DAYS STARTING
WEDNESDAY
ilfldgaaallli
Yankees Wrong
Smith Claims
(CONTINUED FROM PAOE ONE)
Bishop James Cannon some day. Bui
they didn't. So they splashed and
spouted near the tree.
"Then the creature spoke. He
harangued. He gestickled those virginal
whales with both hands and both
feet, or vice versa. He shamed them
about being wet. Even water, he said,
is wet, and all things wet arc wrong.
"So the whales, each about 400 feet
long, headed for the dry sands of the
beach in their embarrassment. They
swam about :$00 miles per hour, not
being as Scotch as Sir Malcolm Campbell
about speed.
"They hit the beach and they wallowed.
Each wiggle dug a deeper dent
in the sands. Then the tide went out,
and, rather ashamed of its wetness
after listening to Bishop Cannon's ancestor,
it forgot to come back.
"Two hundred and fifty centuries
elapsed, beer came, and beer went to
come again. Meanwhile nothing remained
of the whales but the depressions
they wallowed in Horry and
Darlington counties.
"Those damvankee geologists say
they found the iron of meteors in the
depressions. They're all wet," Rock
snorted scornfully.
"The only irony about those depressions
made by the dry whales is
that they shelter the busiest stills in
the state."
Whereupon all the little girl geology
students bought tickets for Horry
county to study the depressions at
first hand.
13. H. c.
seemed to be that a lady with Miss
Hall's charm and erudition should have
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up, he pla<
After a she
the screen,
girl, coven
from the"e
EXPLANA1
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with a hole
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a regular p
wears a ri
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At Bot
BY MRS. MURCHISON'J
I ?
After a rather hilarious party the
. other night one of our eminent pro.
fessors found himself completely sozi
zled. Two of his students also found
i him. They made a trifling request of
( the doddering date lover and he granted
it with no hesitation whatsoever.
: They merely asked for his autograph.
' On the morrow what was his consternation
to discover that he had signed
a little paper which declared that he
guaranteed to give both the students
A's on their history course! Now the
students are waiting to discover if his
: word is as good as his Bonn!
It is rumored that next year Dean
; Elliot will convert the Woman's Building
into a refuge for the local chapter
of Alpha Delta Pi since the annex to
; the girls dormitory which she has set
i aside for their exclusive use during the
past few years is now too small to
house both the girls and their dates.
Mrs. Elliot feels that such a show of
favoritism to her own sorority will in
110 way bring herself in for a volley of
criticism, since the Carolina girls' PanHellenic
has gotten used to that sort
no difficulty in securing the aid of a
gentleman with Mr. Culbertson's propensities.
In fact, as the crowd dispersed
there was heard the cry, "Let
Lillic lead us! Bring back beer!
Down with Communism!"
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Azure Skies?
Azure Here?
Azure Nuts?
Alas?'Tis Spring?I'm drunk.
?Faith Brewer
ian exhibits a flower pot with hinged sides
in the center of the stage. He opens out the
ow that this container is empty. Closing it
ces a screen between it and the audience.
'!lPeriod o{ ma8'C incantations he removes
The astounded audience sees a beautiful
ed to the shoulders in lovely flowers, rising
mpty" container. Where did she come from ?
ION:
vas hiding behind the drape of the table.
trap door in the bottom of the flower pot,
large enough to allow her tocrawl through,
s, called magicians''feather flowers," are
>art of a magician's outfit. The flower girl
inner tunic and a bathing cap to keep the
npressed into small space. She slides the
1 and the flowers expand when she emerges.
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he Scandal
:h Ends
3 LITTLE BOY HUGHIE
of thing after all these years. II
Mrs. Murchison's little boy Hughie
is thoroughly in sympathy with the
group of arid matrons who marched
to the State House in protest against
the passage of the beer bill. The ratification
of such a piece o? legislation
would harm immeasurably one of the
most potent factors in our present day
civilization. It would throw out of
work those millions who are now contented
and happy, those countless ones
whose livelihood is obtained through
the manufacture and sale of r. g. corn
and hen-house rye. These people,
their wives and their children would be
thrown upon society, without food,
shelter or clothing all because you and
I wanted a cool drink of beer. Is it
worth it? No wonder the ardent drys
chanted, "The Lord of Hosts is with
us."
Thingamabobs: Johnnie Hart drinking
water....I always have difficulty
in keeping Sara Mills and Mills Steele
straight, as who wouldn't?.*... Maurice
Mattcson always reminds me of a large
white cat which has the stomach ache.
A rambling rose
A wandering Jew
Brother Miller's
Dynamic home brew
Come home?come home
Ah ! I sigh, contented ;
"Tis gone, gone, gone.
Nelson Fortson
World premiere?
Bronx Cheer.
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jt's j'(77v tc
...it's afou
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Sarah Mills
MAT?15c NITE?80c j|
MONDAY?TUESDAY
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Th? Grand Hotel on the Hloh S?ai?
WITH
Geo. Brent?Zita Johann
Frank Morgan?Alice White .
Vivienne Osborne
?
WEDNESDAY
SALLY EILERS
4 BEN LYON
GINGER ROGERS
IN
"Hat Check Girl"
?
THURSDAY?FRIDAY
BERT WHEELER
ROBERT WOOLSEY
Edna May Oliver?Roscoe Ates
Edgar Kennedy
IN
"Hold 'Em Jail"
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SATURDAY
LANE CHANDLER
IN
"Wyoming
Whirlwind"
Alto
Chapter No. 3 Of
"CLANCY of the MOUNTED"
WITH
TOM TYLER
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Faith Brewer
ARE YOU THIRSTY
For Laughs?
Then Sec What BUSTER
And "SCHNOZZLE" Have
Brewed For Your Delight I
BUSTER ;
KEATON
! JIMMY .
DURANTE
In The National Question
Set To Laughter
"WHAT! .
NO BEER?
MONDAY?TUESDAY?WEDNESDAY
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OVER THE TOP .... .and
HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
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